[neenarchive]

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

[aqwult]

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

[rentedstarship]

Füsun Onur

[pokkin]

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

[antipokkin]

i would randomly broadcast the growling of their natural predator so theyre freaked the fuck out all the time

[pokkin]

who the fuck are you

[goodnightbinx]

Is This Normal?

my boyfriend and i just had s*x and immediately after he asked me if. i would Get him a Big Cup of Milk and some Chocolate Digestives so I did ?? he was sitting on the couch naked whne i gave those to him and now hes enjoying them .

[goodnightbinx]

they're adding some celery and lettuce to my enclosure tomorrow

[big-moss-inc]

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

[big-moss-inc]

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[aflo]

when the dude with no health says "spawn monsters"

[hardwrench]

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

[stlamb]

eron, soul of the wall, located inside the museum of santarcangelo di romagna in rimini, italy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'll always meet someone described as not friendly, and it's just a person who doesn't smile or talk a lot unwarranted. I feel like I have to continuously explain to people that this is not inherently hostile behavior

[weaselknievel]

we prefer to call it the Stanford prison experience

[nevver]

Bi-weekly, Claudia Keep

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄