[vintage-tigre]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

[cutecipher]

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[speedlimit15]

Neopets general discussion board is all like "discuss your aches and pains" "share your latest office drama" "my elderly dog is having medical issues" now

[speedlimit15]

[neenarchive]

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

[aqwult]

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

[rentedstarship]

Füsun Onur

[pokkin]

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

[antipokkin]

i would randomly broadcast the growling of their natural predator so theyre freaked the fuck out all the time

[pokkin]

who the fuck are you

[goodnightbinx]

Is This Normal?

my boyfriend and i just had s*x and immediately after he asked me if. i would Get him a Big Cup of Milk and some Chocolate Digestives so I did ?? he was sitting on the couch naked whne i gave those to him and now hes enjoying them .

[goodnightbinx]

they're adding some celery and lettuce to my enclosure tomorrow

[big-moss-inc]

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

[big-moss-inc]

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[aflo]

when the dude with no health says "spawn monsters"

[hardwrench]

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

[stlamb]

eron, soul of the wall, located inside the museum of santarcangelo di romagna in rimini, italy