He cries at Casablanca. He chews off his toenails. He eats curry powder with a spoon and only has one tastebud left. He’s claustrophobic. He’s unwittingly eaten human flesh. He cares about his friends. He’s his own father. He’s over three million years old. He’s watched Winnie the Pooh die by firing squad. He can’t play guitar. He’s given birth to twins. He’s played pool with planets. He’s had his arm cut off. His closest friends are a self obsessed cat boy, a robot with abandonment issues, and the world’s most annoying dead guy. He’s God. He’s a regular guy from Liverpool. He’s a red dwarf star, burning away after everything else has gone out. He’s sunlight. He’s so full of hope and love even after everything. He’s the last man alive. And he’s not gonna let that stop him.
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