holtbrat

adrian // he/they // your fave local Sports Gay™ // fuck that Shitsburgh team // caps mainly, lowkey vgk and avs // i follow from @wandcrmere

[kingarthurbaking]

thank u hockey coven for my life

@waspabi, @sashayed, @agonyandagony

[andrebearakovsky]

holtby: you beat the stars? on the road? in regulation?

ilya:

[holtbrat]

hi the caps are canceled for trading madison bowey

[backy-with-the-good-hair]

Ideas to fix the caps power play:

don’t use a power play anymore just send out the regular lines

carly wears the other team’s jersey so he accidentally passes to the right team

put djoos and eller on the first power play unit to get as close as possible to a team of nicke clones

replace oshie with jakub vrana. he skates around the goal and the defenders in circles really fast to make them dizzy so they can’t block shots anymore

send out joe b and locker 

bring back mike green (i don’t think this will work but it couldn’t make it worse)

bring back michael latta (he doesn’t play on the PP he’s just there for moral support)

holtby leaves his net and starts playing as a 6th skater

[andreburakovsky]

which jakub vrana are you today????

[mitchmarner]

the caps can trade andre burakovsky over my cold, dead, lifeless body that died in the act of saving him

[cranberrydjoos-deactivated20190]

good night to alex ovechkin and jakub vrana. you both are Valid.

[thornescratch]

Braden Holtby: Nicky Gnome… we actually have you on our front doorstep, still. My son won’t let you leave. You’re a big part of our family and you always will be.

Brooks Orpik: I don’t know what I’d say to this guy. (chuckles)

John Carlson: Hey buddy. Thanks for passing it to me so much. Wouldn’t be where I am today without all those great passes. Thanks again, buddy. It’s almost gnome time on the front lawn, so. Good to see you.

Alex Ovechkin: You so cute, Nick. (laughs)

(source)

[holtbrat]

hi that right there is blessed. oh captain my captain. i'd die for u.

[iwouldhavebroughtyouviolets]

GOD I LOVE KNOWN AND NOTED SUPPORTER OF THE GAYS BRADEN HOLTBY

[anzekopistar]

I’d like to put in a formal request for more close-ups of Michal Kempny’s hair

WSH vs ARI | 12/6/18

[kaleighfratkins]

being a caps fan is just a constant cycle of dumbass thottery and wishing somebody would beat you to death with a nicklas backstrom garden gnome 

[tomwilso]

shane getting in on the hershey fun

[holtbrat]

i’m not a leaf stan but i like the team and i’m glad for y’all to see that willy is staying

[erikjohnsons]

GRUBI!!!

[holtbrat]

that vee goal was uhhh fucking gorgeous

[austomnatthews]