Autographed Nicklas Backstrom Gnome (haunted)

gay ass hockey blog

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hi im macklin celebrini im 19 years old hey three time stanley cup winner gold medal olympian sidney crosby im your captain you need to hussle more on the powerplay also i dont know who charles darwin is

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Hilary Knight

Seattle Torrent v. New York Sirens at MSG 4/4/26

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this makes me very happy (source)

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sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

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i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

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when you're having one of the worst days at work and then someone has the nerve to give you a cute stuffed stoat

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silver medalist mack

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pov you’re macklin celebrini. you lose the gold medal game to the evil team usa. your mom (sidcros) is dead. you open your phone and will smith hockey just texted you. he’s volunteered you for an elevated cupcake experience.

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elevated cupcake experience with will smith and macklin celebrini

[mackatk]

Actually, it was $18,000

This was the auction item. After introducing the item, Randy said he already had a player committed to attending and went to Will’s table. While they were chatting, Toff raised his paddle to bid and had it up for SO LONG before bidding even started.

Will agreed he’d get Macklin to come. Bidding immediately shot up to $10k before slowing down. Will personally delivered a box of a dozen cupcakes to the winning bidder.

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okay i’m back to share more because i think we need a mood pick me up. i asked toff afterwards why can’t he just ask to attend as a sharks player instead of bidding on it. he said “maybe i’ll show up. something interesting might happen.” he then said cupcakes made by willmack would NOT be good. my wife asked, “wasn’t will’s banana bread good?” and toff said, “yeah it was really good. unfortunately.” he’s such a hater LMAO

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Winter Olympics 2026: Men’s Hockey Bronze Medal Game | Slovakia vs Finland

Juuse Saros

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victims of the chupacabra:

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a "white boy" is a type of invasive freshwater fish closely related to the common carp

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pliny voice it's very simple. a porpoise is like a dolphin but sadder and with a sort of hateful aura to it

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Help

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and they are the bestest of friends

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how to move through life like a real human being and not a reanimated corpse

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toff and mack recreating the elbow hit…serious cases of unseriousism and idgafitis

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