[frankierotwinkdeath]

Ryan Ross girls have suffered more than Jesus on the cross

[andreburakovsky]

   @Capitals: ‘nother day at the office ☕️

[andreburakovsky]

i feel like cillian murphy is just so underrated does the man know how drop dead gorgeous he is so effortlessly

[gabelandeskog]

canucks @ golden knights | 11.13.21

[librarycard]

sometimes girls dont answer texts ever and thats ok

[loveliesttime]

where's that quote abt like. being embarrassed abt the thinness of ur life the way ur embarrassed by a threadbare piece of clothing. bc like yeah

[loveliesttime]

Olivia Laing

[toastbutteregg]

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[esichovequechova]

[priv8pics-deactivated20251223]

Fired!!!

[thickness-protection-program]

[theparadoxmachine]

I work for a trucking company and can confirm this is a good way to get fired

Unless there was a major equipment malfunction this dude is so fired.

[buddhawithoutorgans]

Obsessed with the idea that it requires industry insider knowledge to know you’d get sacked for something like this

[theparadoxmachine]

Well two of our drivers turned in paperwork soaked in (presumably) their own urine and didn’t get fired for that so I felt the need to clarify

[gigglepuffpixie]

this clarification raises many questions

[toastbutteregg]

DO IT IN MY DMS NOW

[frawgs]

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

[engulfes]

Recently obsessed with believing there is something wrong with me on a fundamental level

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

[amethyst-halo]

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

[cobrostarship]

here’s ryan ross performing do the panic with phantom planet. i hope you’re all feeling as unwell as i am (x)

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[oatmilkcore]

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.