i'm a loser, baby

i'm katie. i'm 28. chill.

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[thethreedeadkings]

[kaoinim]

‘thats probably fine’ is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it

[peeingwithmypenis-deactivated20]

bring out the pussy

[acidhues]

*sound of a cart with squeaky wheels approaching*

[1anonyymous1]

Sometimes I feel like I’m only meant for myself

[oceanmoss]

[butchfagminotaur]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

[st-pam]

[little-pondhead]

please let me get that job in algae management

[astrodael]

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong you just need better friends for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

[vixvigil]

[jame7t]

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

[anxietyproblem]

[twashchan]

you poor thing (derogatory) (sexual)

[anxietyproblem]

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[funny-history]

[kaijuno]