Laura's shit

I am obsessed with horoscopes

[kreuzader]

[thebootydiaries]

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

[sunnyandpositive]

Photographer reveals the behind-the-scenes of his amazing photos..!!

[wessasaurus-rex]

just goes to show you how that tiny bit of creativity can change a lot

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[pissvortex]

sorry to all my foot fetish followers but why the FUCK do people actually buy feet pics

[pissvortex]

just look down. you have them too.

[pissvortex]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bumblin-bees]

some of y'all have never crossed moss covered river rocks to pick blackberries in the heat of midsummer and it shows

[softlenaluthor]

Chelsea is an always mood

[gamerspirit]

How to finish that last minute assignment

[leetakeuchi-blog]

[disgruntledota-deactivated20121]

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

[sinonspeaks-deactivated20160730]

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

[marxistmemes-deactivated2024031]

this will come in handy one day

[cjshark]

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

[vivairi-deactivated20190813]

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

[top-lil]

also a valid strategy

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[amirwilson-deactivated20201125]

And I don’t need your permission to defend the North.

[catzgba]

asmr open mic night

[catzgba]

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

[argumate]

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

[physticuffs]

me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!

[ialmostdos]

this is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen omg

[filmnoirsbian]

My mom: i gave birth to you, they had to cut you out of me after 12 hours of labor, i fed you from my own breast and you have the GALL not to do every single thing i ask, and to have your own personality???? I gave BIRTH to you

Me:

[goth-aunt]

You guys need to stop reeblogging beautiful vintage homes that are in Arkansas or whatever and are like 100K. I don’t care how beautiful and inxepensive they are. I’m not moving to Arkansas. 

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[mattressblowoutsale]

Its the wrong trousers gromit!