Hi.

[crankily]

follow the person i reblogged this from

this really works people usually gain 10-30 followers so you should try 

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shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

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FOR THE NEXT 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES IT IS MY DAY OF BIRTH, YAYYYY-

[holy-shit-tits]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MARVELLOUS HUMAN, HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY 

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:^)

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me when trying to be helpful

[arrowslou]

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS OH MY GOD

[smoochmepharah-deactivated20160]

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

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thank you friend for understanding

[wherehavalltheflowersgone]

Reblog this if you believe in asexuality please

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I have found the most perfect human. -looks away from mirror- oh damn, they're gone. 

[pandabomb]

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

[poopsthecat-blog-deactivated202]

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

[masteroftheblankstare]

Monsters University Versions of Social Media

Facebook

DeviantArt

MySpace

Twitter

Tumblr

[iguanamouth]

[the-eleventh-blog]

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

[reblogmytextpost]

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

[christianborle]

yes

[ushijina-deactivated20181014]

yes

[pamplemoose-deactivated20170521]

yes

[godilovearrows]

yes

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

[drydrunkempress]

amen

[holy-shit-tits]

Contrary to my tumblr url, I am not a porn blog, oops. 

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[fullcollapse]

I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports

[kingbuckley]

i would play the shit out of this

[c0unterxfarts]

the guy on the floor trying to get up 

[86timewarp]

I’m sure we can resolve all world conflicts with this game

[holy-shit-tits]

'THIS WAR HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR LONG ENOUGH.'  -pulls on bubble ball of happiness and armies dressed like this run into each other- [shouting] 'HELP ME UP, PEASANTS. I MUST RUN AGAIN.'  -other country blows raspberry-  'No. Do it yourself.'