hey, hi, hello, howdy. i'm adam, 22, australian, he/xey ! autistic jew. lover of rarepairs and crackships.
special interests: julie and the phantoms, horror films, alfred hitchcock films, supernatural/the winchesters, pokemon, narnia, barbie, asoue.
current hyperfixes: criminal minds, the quarry.
wips: hectic glitter (dylan/ryan - on indefinite hiatus while i seek a new beta for the quarry), restoration for dummies (gen, currently 8k), family portrait (will lamontagne/reid, currently 21k), little white light (hotch/reid, currently 4k), untitled australia fic (nick/alex/willie and julie/luke/reggie, currenty 13k).
discord: safety#0001.
feel free to add/chat with me on whatever, but let me know who you are when you do. i'm autistic and i get nervous if i don't know.
Hi!! I was part of the @cmgiftexchange !! This is my gift for @holybranches!! In the brief I got it said you love hurt/comfort, emphasis on the comfort, so I hope you like this!! Happy holidays!!
The Quarry Counselors as Songs from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
A/N: I know this is random but bear with me.
Some of these songs are explicit so click on the links at your own discretion
Laura Kearney - Face Your Fears
This whole song is about overcoming your fears to a sometimes unhealthy amount even and whom does this fit better than our girlboss out there hunting werewolves without any hunting experience?
Favorite line/s:
Then one day I realized I can't just run and hide from life
Now if someone pulls a gun on me, I pull out my knife
[...]
If a bear runs at you in the woods, don't run away
Look it deep in the eyes, put your hand on its chest
And say, "Bear, I'm not afraid!"
Max Brinly - I'm So Happy 4 U
Okay so you cannot tell me this wasn't Max in his mind when he found out Laura got accepted to grad school and he wasn't!
This song just encompasses him trying to be supportive to Laura while also suffering because he failed.
Favorite line/s:
I really haven't been doing so well
But that's not important right now
'Cause like look at you wow
You're straight up killing it
Yay!
[...]
I can't believe what you've done
Being you looks so fun
You got it all figured out
While me I'm riddled with doubt
Jacob Custos - Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
Let's be real you cannot tell me that all the remarks and lowkey bullying of the others towards Jacob did not affect him! I can totally see them thinking that because of how he looks and acts that he cannot have struggles or problems.
Favorite line/s:
'Cause fit hot guys have problems too
Don't look at us
We're not dancing for you
This is our quiet
Personal time to reflect
[...]
It's just hard to process emotions with our clothes on
[...]
We have childhood traumas
Just like you
'Cause fit hot guys have problems too, uh
Honorable mention: You Stupid Bitch
-> at the end of the game when he realizes what harm his actions set in motion
Kaitlyn Ka - The Moment Is Me
Okay with this assigned song is mainly based on the vibe I'm getting from Kaitlyn. I might be completely getting this wrong but like she seemed like she would not be up to sing a song so this just fit too well! Plus after everything and her childhood dream of being part of a sideshow/circus who knows what she may do?
Favorite line/s:
This is my time to shine
Step outta the line
Throw open all the windows
Might be an uphill climb
But I just gotta find
What's at the end (please don't make me say this) of this rainbow?
Emma Mounteback - I'm So Good at Yoga
Okay so I feel like Emma and the way she performs for society (not her real personality because I actually think she is a sweet person underneath this persona she has created) kind of comes across like this song. More of a how the world views her rather than how she really is. Also I kind of see her as someone who does yoga every morning?
Favorite line/s:
Now is the time to let your mind go blank
And focus instead
On how awesome the yoga teacher is
[...]
Look at me, look at me
Dylan Lenivy - Fuckton Of Cats
This is mainly based on the fact that Dylan is canonically a cat dad and I can totally see him sing this song. Also maybe it is the song that plays in his mind every time he confuses Ryans comments for not flirting back at him.
Favorite line/s:
Since I'm now
Single for good
I know just what
I gotta do
I gotta go get myself
A fuckton of cats!
[...]
Why have cats, over time, become
Synonymous with loneliness?
We gotta work on our collective image
We need a new publicist
The ironic part is we're not that friendly
If you're lonely, we might make it worse
Ryan Erzahler - I Hate Everything But You
Do I even have to say it? It's literally a song about disliking (or seeming like you dislike everything) but that one special person? In general, I feel like people view him as someone who hates/is indifferent towards everything which in my opinion is not really who he is.
Favorite line/s:
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
I would mutter "this sucks" 'til the day was done
I detested most stuff and I still do
You see, I hate everything but you
[...]
'Cause when I look in your eyes and I see you smile
When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
Just for a moment, I forget
How much I hate it when people say "gotta jet"
[...]
You love so many things
And you have so much fun
It makes me wish my hating days were done
Abigail Blyg - Love Kernels
Depending on who you ship her with - Nick or Emma - I can still see this song fit! The Abi we saw in the game was too shy and reserved to act upon her feelings, instead waiting for the other party to make a move.
Favorite line/s:
He gives me love kernels
Each little crumb another tasty clue
Love kernels
'Cause if you read between the lines he's sayin' "I love you"
[...]
I'll be patient
Until the droplets become a river that needs a dam
Nick Furcillo - I Go To The Zoo
Don't ask me why. This all started literally with this song and me thinking - Doesn't this sound like Nick? He just seems like someone who really enjoys zoos and animals in general. It is probably his safespace.
Favorite line/s:
It's so relaxing at the zoo
Sayin' "what's up" to kangaroos
My boys awake 'cause they're nocturnal
I really really like the zoo
[...]
But there's only one thing that can ease my pain
I tell her, "Get the fuck out", then
I go to the zoo in San Diego
[...]
Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough
So then
I go to the aquarium
It's like a zoo for fishes
BONUS ROUND
Kaitlyn and Jacob - You Go First
Since they are childhood friends you cannot tell me their fights aren't like this.
Dylan/Abigail - Group Hang
Everytime they try to flirt with their respective crushes but other people get involved. You cannot tell me I'm wrong.
Jacob and Nick - Sports Analogies
This is literally how I see them bonding in the beginning. That is until they open up properly around one another and actually have deep conversations. Probably after the vents since they've been through a lot.
Kaitlyn, Dylan, Ryan - Friendtopia
This is just for shits n giggles. I love their dynamic and I think it would be fun to see them rule the world.
