i, an alpha woman who is unable to love,

B. 30's. she/her. a Mess. FRIENDSHIP BLOG 2kForever

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin94: spring rollin per @ goobernut

[bobdylanyaoi]

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

[tinasnowz]

theestallion: Thee Hot Girl Coach is on thee beach in BAYWATCH. Watch Baywatch premiering in January on FOX ☀️

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[thedovejudithe]

he's so scott here,,,

[wovi]

*

the ladies’ home journal, sept 1948

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[asmeesh]

Astrophotography take two! Pinwheel Galaxy (2nd stacked exposure, two 45min sessions) and the Moon.

[mythmagicetc]

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

[depsidase]

[catfoodnglue]

my fav charfrank moment if you even care

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[teathattast]

Happy Pride!

[thepoetsarejust]

the ways shane has influenced pop culture in my head:

1. a canadian team bringing home the cup for the first time in like 20 years would have made sooo much noise, shane hollander basically put canada on the map.

2. obviously he is tumblr's boy of the year. along with superwholock.

3. in the wake of his insane b2b run there's something like linsanity happening within asian diaspora communities. shanesanity if you will. asians in hockey numbers rise up by 120% after the second stanley cup. despite this, just like in NBA, there's barely 4 asians that make it to the NHL after him.

4a. i hate to say this but. drake referenced him in his songs. something about. i learned it from shane holly y'all can never check me. back to back for those that didn't get it. and yes of course the cover is shane's stanley cup photo. you know the one.

4b. and yes when eventually in 2025 drake has his big cancellation at the superbowl, some beat reporter asks what shane thinks of drake v kendrick, and shane ofc thought he'd side with the canadian. he had to make a clarification on twitter. 

4c. ilya tweeted like "shane don't have internet sorry about him 🙁"

5. shane's face is all over montreal like shohei ohtani is all over tokyo.

6. shane gets tapped for a tim horton's commercial once and basically ate their donuts like the mcdonald's CEO and was again cancelled on twitter.

7. post outing hockey shot up into stratospheric popularity a la f1. in fact people know hockey as that one sport with the gay asian and russian. shane hates this with a burning passion. it's the fault of that one tweet that was like "so in football terms this is kinda like if messi and ronaldo are fucking" and had 47M views.

[ahhrenata]

[twinkwolf]

frat as fuck