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|Harlequin|26|He/They|Queer|

[squeakheart]

i made this in like, jan or march and never posted it here? but it feels appropriate to let it out of the vault for the current basho

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[charl0ttan]

almost unfollowed u for the last post (i don't care abt 9/11 jokes, i just care if they're funny) but then i recognized ur username. my blade has been stilled by the regard i hold for u

ive got hoes with unwavering loyalty

[charl0ttan]

ive got hoes who forgive but wont forget

[rrredgi]

It is by no means cheaper to craft your own clothes btw, it's just that every piece is special and dear and well loved, and every time you wear or clean them you feel all the work you've put into them

[rrredgi]

Couldn't keep this buried in the tags treasury

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[glitterydoeorchids]

This is where I post from ☺️☺️☺️

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[captain-price-returns]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[eiiwersssay]

Rusty albert

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[fagstaynight]

i scrolled onto this post and this song started playing. what? why? is this his theme music? why does he have a theme? Who are you young sir

[the-artist-lio]

imagine being an ARISTOCRAT and having SIX brothers and your ROWDY GAY BROTHER is STEALING your family’s AIRSHIP and an OLD MAN keeps trying to KILL YOU and you keep THROWING UP and you want to go to the SOUTH POLE to find GOLDBEARD’S GOLD and your ROWDY AUTISTIC BROTHER keeps PUSHING PEOPLE into WIND TURBINES and your OLDER BROTHER THAT FUCKING SUCKS punched you in the STOMACH and you dropped your DIAMOND in the SOUP and you are SOLID. you are Wealwell Gotch.

[sinewthirtythree]

"Can i bring my pet OD'd Scarecrow to the villain meetup? He'll be so well behaved i prommy. Totally didn't put a brainwashing card on him" - Jervis tetch in this comic, apparently