SheepyZephy

🍃Zephyr 🍃 23 🍃Transbian 🍃 She/Her 🍃NFSW 🍃 A Mess, but it's MY Mess 🍃Sheep are cute 🍃

[sheepy-zephy]

Someone should really look into quality control for these cursed amulets they give princesses nowadays. The one I was given just tries to convince me to buy meme coins.

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[zazacounty]

Visit Original Link

@myaestus beat me to the joke but I still want to upload mine

[futchstonerholly]

Ok i hate to start a fight but princess radio would absolutely have only niche music like stomach book, femtanyl, and god knows what else. The most pop thing on there would be NIN.

[sheepy-zephy]

I absolutely agree with you, but the running bit/punchline about ‘fantasy radio,’ be it dwarf, elf, wizard, princess, etc FM is that Radioactive starts playing even though they all claim that their station is “different”

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[zazacounty]

Visit Original Link

@myaestus beat me to the joke but I still want to upload mine

[sheepy-zephy]

The Sheep Princess is beginning to suspect that the maids are moving the castle’s vases to the most inconvenient places on purpose so that she is more prone to tripping and breaking them so that they can ‘punish’ her. She should break another vase to see if this is true, she thinks.

[sheepy-zephy]

Cuddles with a pretty girl may be the most healing thing in the world. A truly wonderful experience, 10/10

[chateau-bluerose]

Every single one of you will be a princess by the time I'm done with you. You will become spoiled by my touch. I'm like a rot monster but for women

[sheepy-zephy]

Can confirm, this 100% works. Therefore everyone should let her know where they are so that you make her life easier

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[malimyas]

Visit Original Link

Song Audios: BAND MAID- Shambles Vylet Pony-Nonexistent Meet-Cute

[sheepy-zephy]

This is awesome in the best way. I can’t believe this got put together xD. Thank you for makin my day!

[sheepy-zephy]

The princess should be allowed to imagine as many dragons as she wants.

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[sheepy-zephy]

The Sheep Princess has only just returned from her latest evil wizard kidnapping and is very sorry for her hiatus, but said wizard insisted upon wards to prevent sending magic, which was, in her opinion, quite rude.

[sheepy-zephy]

Seriously, how is she supposed to give word so that a beautiful and gallant knight can rescue her? Legends and folklore? Those are so last era. Evil wizards need to get with the times, in her opinion.

[sheepy-zephy]

The Sheep Princess has only just returned from her latest evil wizard kidnapping and is very sorry for her hiatus, but said wizard insisted upon wards to prevent sending magic, which was, in her opinion, quite rude.

[sheepy-zephy]

Migraines for princesses should be illegal. The Sheep Princess is banning them henceforth.

[sheepy-zephy]

The Sheep Princess has returned after a long, arduous, and tiring day. Her nap shall be swift, and her slumber deep. She is grateful for all the mail and notifications that have been left for her. Of which, she shall respond in time.

[nekomimidusteon]

(implementing my advisor's evil plan to surefire manipulate emotions) do you want to cuddle 🥺

[sheepy-zephy]

I fear that I am highly susceptible to this plan. How truly devious.

[nekomimidusteon]

That's why it's such an evil plan! None can deny the sad catgirl eyes begging to cuddle.

[sheepy-zephy]

You appear to be correct, as I know that I, for one, would fall prey to such a thing. Cuddles are part of my lifeblood. Paired with how cute you are, and things are truly dire.

[nekomimidusteon]

Then you've already fallen prey to her overwhelming might! At this point you'll simply have to cuddle her. There's no other options left :3c

[sheepy-zephy]

Alas, it seems to be so. Once again has the sheep Princess fallen to the catgirl princess's spell. Suuuuuch a tragedy. Truly. Oh woe, two cute princesses get to cuddle.

[nekomimidusteon]

Mhmm! Finally her machinations bear fruit! The sheep princess is right where the catgirl princess wants! And is sooooo fluffy and soft..,.,.

[sheepy-zephy]

She really is sooo fluffy and soft. Couldn't you just drift away cuddling with her? Who is caught with who, she wonders? Perhaps her own advisor has machinations of her own...

...Wait a moment. Isn't the catgirl princess her advisor?

[nekomimidusteon]

The catgirl princess, caught up as she is in snuggling closer to the warm, fluffy wool of the sheep princess, does not deign to answer. But the answer is yes. This is almost assuredly some form of ethics violation, but since the end result is more royal cuddling she thinks the sheep princess should look the other way.

[nekomimidusteon]

(implementing my advisor's evil plan to surefire manipulate emotions) do you want to cuddle 🥺

[sheepy-zephy]

I fear that I am highly susceptible to this plan. How truly devious.

[nekomimidusteon]

That's why it's such an evil plan! None can deny the sad catgirl eyes begging to cuddle.

[sheepy-zephy]

You appear to be correct, as I know that I, for one, would fall prey to such a thing. Cuddles are part of my lifeblood. Paired with how cute you are, and things are truly dire.

[nekomimidusteon]

Then you've already fallen prey to her overwhelming might! At this point you'll simply have to cuddle her. There's no other options left :3c

[sheepy-zephy]

Alas, it seems to be so. Once again has the sheep Princess fallen to the catgirl princess's spell. Suuuuuch a tragedy. Truly. Oh woe, two cute princesses get to cuddle.

[nekomimidusteon]

Mhmm! Finally her machinations bear fruit! The sheep princess is right where the catgirl princess wants! And is sooooo fluffy and soft..,.,.

[sheepy-zephy]

She really is sooo fluffy and soft. Couldn't you just drift away cuddling with her? Who is caught with who, she wonders? Perhaps her own advisor has machinations of her own...

...Wait a moment. Isn't the catgirl princess her advisor?

[nekomimidusteon]

(implementing my advisor's evil plan to surefire manipulate emotions) do you want to cuddle 🥺

[sheepy-zephy]

I fear that I am highly susceptible to this plan. How truly devious.

[nekomimidusteon]

That's why it's such an evil plan! None can deny the sad catgirl eyes begging to cuddle.

[sheepy-zephy]

You appear to be correct, as I know that I, for one, would fall prey to such a thing. Cuddles are part of my lifeblood. Paired with how cute you are, and things are truly dire.

[nekomimidusteon]

Then you've already fallen prey to her overwhelming might! At this point you'll simply have to cuddle her. There's no other options left :3c

[sheepy-zephy]

Alas, it seems to be so. Once again has the sheep Princess fallen to the catgirl princess's spell. Suuuuuch a tragedy. Truly. Oh woe, two cute princesses get to cuddle.

[nekomimidusteon]

(implementing my advisor's evil plan to surefire manipulate emotions) do you want to cuddle 🥺

[sheepy-zephy]

I fear that I am highly susceptible to this plan. How truly devious.

[nekomimidusteon]

That's why it's such an evil plan! None can deny the sad catgirl eyes begging to cuddle.

[sheepy-zephy]

You appear to be correct, as I know that I, for one, would fall prey to such a thing. Cuddles are part of my lifeblood. Paired with how cute you are, and things are truly dire.