the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
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the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
Male positivity does not detract from female positivity
Reblog if you agree
addition: if you need to bring down another gender, you’re clearly suffering from self-confidence issues
Fandom Problem #6913:
The term “Minor-coded” should’ve been gone long ago.
A short female adult character is not a minor, she is a short woman.
A female character who wears pigtails similar to Harley Quinn’s and is confirmed to be an adult is not a minor. Pigtails are a hairstyle.
A female character with a cute pastel aesthetic is not a minor. It’s an adult woman who still enjoys bright pastel colors.
A female character who enjoys candy and video games is not a minor, once again, it’s a woman who still enjoys video games and sweets.
A female character who has a petite build (small breasts, small hips and short) is not a minor. She is an adult woman with a petite body type.
See a pattern here? Infantilization of women as well as being sexist and sometimes body shaming women. It sadly did not stop at just fiction however. I saw someone insinuate that a man is a pedo for dating a short woman. Imagine telling a real life short woman that she is only loved by a man because she “looks like a child.”
I hate the term “minor-coding” and it needs to go away. It’s a term that makes no sense at all.
come hither, my loyal knight
a little closer
perfect
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glorious vibes are a lot like rock bottom. Cutting loose and having a good time despite it all looks similar to having nothing left to lose and no longer caring what people think. Both prioritize personal enjoyment over conformity. There's a joy in giving up and a tragedy in indulgence.
The difference is a brown paper bag
Or the brand of wine
I’d say the sundress denotes glorious vibes, had she been in sweats with some socks and slides…rock bottom
Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
"It wasn't the antivaxxers who were dying" yes it was, dipshit. It was literally called "red covid" because it affected republican counties worse than blue ones. "Leftists haven't read 1984" ORWELL WAS A SOCIALIST YOU DUMB FUCK
I never heard the phrase “red covid” in my life but it doesn’t matter what you leftists called it. It matters what the truth is and the left has a horrible reputation misusing labels to try to gaslight people into believing lies.
And I can’t believe you are still buying into the data well known to be inflated. Like every death during Covid was attributed to Covid and the media was hellbent on making it seem like unvaccinated people were the most at risk when that’s not true and we all know it. The “vaccine” was experimental and untested and didn’t do shit. Covid had a nearly 100% recovery rate without the vaccine so you are seriously behind the times if you believe a single word you wrote.
Florida was one of the best performing states during Covid and they didn’t bother with the stupid mask or vaccine mandates that you still hilariously believe saved any lives.
Additionally, it doesn’t matter what Orwell’s politics were. That has nothing to do with the fact that you guys haven’t read it or if you did you didn’t understand it.
Instances of the flu became virtually non-existent during COVID. Because everything was being declared COVID. Seriously, we didn't even have a super reliable way to TEST for COVID, let alone treat it with a brand new medication.
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does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it
I'm glad everyone is alive rn
being silly with your partner is incredibly important actually
Not only is having worldbuilding threads that are mentioned once and never picked up again not a flaw in fantasy media, I'd go so far as to say that a lack of such threads is a flaw. If everything ties up in one neat little package, you're missing the point of fantasy worldbuilding. Like, don't do it on every page, or your setting is going to be an overstuffed mess, but every so often you are not only allowed but obligated to casually drop some utterly batshit worldbuilding detail and then just never follow up on it. Maybe some rocks are sentient. You don't owe your reader an explanation. Just fucking go for it.
We really fucked up when we made checkov's gun mandatory instead of just a high recommendation.
Chekov's gun not chekov's armory
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