More truth than humor
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
🪼
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@thepromiscuousfinger
More truth than humor
Equiping an armor tutorial
i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors
Lowkey whats the point
honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now
The romanticism of undressing someone and seeing their curves and edges and birthmarks and scars and moles and freckles and kissing every single one of them like you’re thanking their body for existing, for choosing to be seen by you.
time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.
by talos this cant be happening
god never gave me the gene that makes you care about which fictional characters are fucking each other
”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
Male positivity does not detract from female positivity
Reblog if you agree
addition: if you need to bring down another gender, you’re clearly suffering from self-confidence issues
Fandom Problem #6913:
The term “Minor-coded” should’ve been gone long ago.
A short female adult character is not a minor, she is a short woman.
A female character who wears pigtails similar to Harley Quinn’s and is confirmed to be an adult is not a minor. Pigtails are a hairstyle.
A female character with a cute pastel aesthetic is not a minor. It’s an adult woman who still enjoys bright pastel colors.
A female character who enjoys candy and video games is not a minor, once again, it’s a woman who still enjoys video games and sweets.
A female character who has a petite build (small breasts, small hips and short) is not a minor. She is an adult woman with a petite body type.
See a pattern here? Infantilization of women as well as being sexist and sometimes body shaming women. It sadly did not stop at just fiction however. I saw someone insinuate that a man is a pedo for dating a short woman. Imagine telling a real life short woman that she is only loved by a man because she “looks like a child.”
I hate the term “minor-coding” and it needs to go away. It’s a term that makes no sense at all.
come hither, my loyal knight
a little closer
perfect
*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*
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glorious vibes are a lot like rock bottom. Cutting loose and having a good time despite it all looks similar to having nothing left to lose and no longer caring what people think. Both prioritize personal enjoyment over conformity. There's a joy in giving up and a tragedy in indulgence.
The difference is a brown paper bag
Or the brand of wine
I’d say the sundress denotes glorious vibes, had she been in sweats with some socks and slides…rock bottom
Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.