The Ultimate Fail of Life

Just another loser that doesn't know what they want in life!

[weaver-z]

Obsessed with Eartha Kitt’s absolute power move of risking her entire career to drag Lyndon B. Johnson’s bitch ass so hard that his wife started crying

[batmanbeyondrocks]

[magicmumu2]

Somewhere in the multiverse there's an Earth that got a Power Rangers sequel with the same cast, and I'm sad because I don't live on that Earth.

[wild-aloof-rebel]

“The goal was at the end of this show, this family will realize the value of love. Money can temporarily bandage a lot of things. But they would never be able to buy the closeness that they have by the end of the series.” - Dan Levy

[carbonbasedlifestyle]

Ted: "You must be Miss Welton"

Rebecca: "Rebecca, please. Miss Welton was my father."

Ted: ".......If that's a joke I love it. If not I can't wait to unpack that with you."

[twinsfawn]

reminders for/about bi people this pride season:

bisexual is not a dirty word, it’s beautiful

bi women are not watered down lesbians

bi men are not watered down gay men

bisexuality is a solid and complete identity

bisexuality has never excluded trans/nb people

bi people are not second rate members of the lgbt+ community

[tim-lucy]

Ms. Lopez puts a lot of faith in you and losing that faith would hurt her. And I won’t allow that to happen. If you ever disappoint her again, I’ll come for you.

[envy-starlight]

“Move El DeBarge needs a hug!”

[tampire]

Crystal “Fire and Ice” Methyd

[brainstatic]

I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.

[deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva]

This is gorgeous.

[theannalysis]

Heard in... ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

“No one escapes this life without experiencing pain or injustice. And some people, are dealt far more hardship than others. It can feel like there’s no way out. It can feel hopeless like no one cares. How do we restore justice in a world that is profoundly unfair ? What do we do when we reach the place where we don’t know what to do ? There’s no easy answer. Punishment is not the answer. Giving up is not the answer. We have to find our own answers, and that can feel like it’s beyond our strength. But all we have to do first is try.”

[holyihaveasnakeinmybootbatman]

So I finished OITNB the end of last week

And there’s too many things to say but I will only say this I spent the whole time crying.

Some of my favourite films in tv and film are the scenes that comment on what’s happening and GOD those scenes cut deep. WAKE UP AMERICA!! SORT YOURSELF OUT!

[bollitania]

Help I have a big crush on Shani from the last season of OITNB

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

Here it is! what we’ve all been waiting for!! The Gill and Gilbert dance from Brian’s Perfect Pokerap!!!!!!!!!! (x)

[youllbeeightynine]

also i’m glad taylor publicly pointed out that the famous video is revenge porn it’s about time that piece of trash was called out for what it is

[marisatomay]

this pride month instead of giving money to corporations for tweeting a rainbow once put your money where your ally mouth is and kill woody allen

[marisatomay]

“what does killing woody allen have to do with pride???”

I’m gay and it would make me happy.

[trans-road-warrior]

When I was ten I accidentally tripped him at the country store and he fell onto a trash bag

[marisatomay]

[midnightssea]

The premise for the movie Anastasia is so ridiculous but somehow they turned it into a work of beautiful timeless art it’s astounding

[bethisblogging]

Anastasia is a cinematic masterpiece with almost no actual historical facts in it that I will love and defend until the day I die

[locke-writes]

It’s because all the songs are bops 

[holyihaveasnakeinmybootbatman]

If you don’t think Taylor Swift is a GENIUS you are wrong

And that’s okay there’s plenty of time to see it