don’t you worry folks, we took out all her teeth

melanie / 28 / swiftie and quadruple aries so proceed with caution

[sobcat]

2026 half year report 🐎

yippee! 🍀

all in all, not bad 🦩

hoping for better... 🧍‍♀️

only a miracle can save 2026 now

despair and misery 🪾

Remaining time: 16 hours 52 minutes

[thelonely-shepherd]

hi ! are any of my tumblr followers rich and able to send me a large amount of money or do any of you plan on being rich in the future and are willing to take me on as a dependant in a few years. my winning characteristics are:

[midnightssea]

Voice of the people

[kindofmakingmewet]

TUMBLR'S FAVOURITE TAYLOR SWIFT MUSIC VIDEO TOURNAMENT

Round #1 Match #13: Which music video is your favourite?

The Story of Us

Christmas Tree Farm

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

other matches can be found here <3

link to The Story of Us music video

link to Christmas Tree Farm music video

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

incredible company to be in

[dogpuppy]

[midnightssea]

I am skeptical of the tmz karlie kloss wedding invite story to say the least (and tbh it sounds like something she would “leak” herself for attention). But maybe I’m just embittered by years of hearing way more about that woman than I ever wanted to in fandom circles.

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[midnightssea]

I finished reading Yesteryear and I’m not entirely sure how I feel about the ending (I need to sit with it), but based on how ppl were talking about this book online I thought it would be way more shocking lol.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

If at any time you notice that one of my one sentence text posts doesn’t encompass the lived experience of every human being on the planet, please let me know so that I can commit seppuku.

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

i would like to remind everyone smugly using "usamerican" that you are not being woke or reclaiming anything you just don't understand how adjectives or languages work

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

american - national of the united states of america

north american - individual living in or a national of a country located on the continent of north america

south american - individual living in or a national of a country located on the continent of south america

canadian - definitionally, especially lately, person who does not fucking want to be called an american, because "american" in both canadian and american english has the semantic weight of "national of the united states of america"

and this is not, in fact, limited to english

amerískur - icelandic adjective for american (loanword, more on the slang side, bandarískur more often used)

ameríkani - icelandic noun describing a national of the united states of america

américain - french adjective or noun describing a national of the united states of america

you cannot brute force a sea change in multiple languages simply because you personally misunderstand the difference between etymology and semantics and also assume (in, hilariously, a very american-centric way) that the billion-plus individuals must have a closer connection to the concept of continent than they do to nationality or other regional identities. a catfish is not literally a cat. it is a completely random trick of language evolution that nationals of the united states of america are not called unitans or vespuccians. calm down and stop being irritating

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[midnightssea]

taylor/paul mccartney collab when…..

[midnightssea]

“when reputation first came out, no one liked it” SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!! I WAS STREAMING DAILY AND DEFENDING IT TO EVERYONE I KNEW

[depsidase]

[sayspeaknow]

before “i knew it, i knew you” is released this friday, put in the tags your favourite(s) soundtrack song that taylor has released ☁️