[americanbitch]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

white people

[flyying2success-deactivated2018]

[catscharm]

Watch tower.

[respectfulmemes]

[fishbone76]

[litvar]

Mannnnnn…

[ithelpstodream]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[curious-wiccan]

[aggrokawaii]

Felix the Comrade

[porterr-robinson]

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[transmlmz]

Gays!! Wake up!!

[transmlmz]

GAYS

[eridanus-supervvoid]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me in ancient Greece: *Accidentally steps on someone’s 300 Drachmae sandals they spent their life savings on*

Them: May you live in interesting times.

Me:

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[blackqueerblog]

we NEED her