NIGHTMARE ENTERPRISES

Welcome to the official website of Nightmare Enterprises™, your #1 source for consumer goods and home security solutions!

[nightmare-nation]

hitmebabeeeey ONE MORE TIME!

[edit by @turtleplushi!]

[nightmare-nation]

BAD BOY!!!(˶˃𐃷˂˶)

[holynightmareco]

gay son or thot daughter

We have created multiple focus groups with the intention of catering to both demographics equally. NME also has both in its ranks. After all, aren't all of Nightmare's female creations "thought daughters?"

[holynightmareco]

do lord nightmare and customer service actually have eyes under their glasses or have they evolved like moles over time and basically have none under there

Lord Nightmare has eyes. Our staff vary.

[holynightmareco]

Has the illustrious and wise Lord Nightmare written a book about parenting techniques? I feel he’d have valuable advice on child rearing

While NME has not yet released any books directly pertaining to parenting sapient children, we do have several books on training demon beasts, several varieties of which are commonly referred to by our customers as "fur babies" (or scales babies, or slime babies, etc.). Much of the advice given in those books can be universally applied to other small and dependent creatures. Our leader has not contributed directly to the books, but his worldview and beliefs shape everything we create.

[holynightmareco]

Don't we all? All people seek fulfillment, and there is nothing more fulfilling than a life in the service of NME. I will point out, however that the method depicted is a waste. The best way to make use of yourself is to apply for a job.

[holynightmareco]

i made a nightmare mii on my tomodachi life island as a oath of loyalty but now he won’t stop trying to kill the other miis

Perhaps you should consider making better ones. He's simply making room for superior creations.

[holynightmareco]

I miss my wife

You've been offered a chance to purchase her back multiple times at a reasonable price. Opening your wallet is far more productive than opening your mouth. Or, perhaps, you could find some other way to pay. But you must pay.

[holynightmareco]

i got a nightmare plush and ive had to lock him in my closet before i go to sleep because he keeps moving around at night and mutates random bugs into 5-foot monsters #socute ❤ however my house is now taken over by large, hostile silverfish monsters, and i can no longer navigate my way out of my room without my life being in immediate danger ❤☺ is there's any known way i can prevent my nightmareling from doing this again in the future? ☺❤❤ much appreciated 🙏☺

very urgent Theyre trying to gnaw through my bedroom door right now -xoxo 💞

Congratulations on being selected to participate in our pilot program! To seek assistance with unruly test monsters, please call the service line using the number provided when you were selected. If the number is unavailable, the next best decision is to remove the Nightmare plush from the closet, place it in a suitable position of honor, and prostrate yourself before it. Sufficient devotion will ensure your safety.

[holynightmareco]

Is Nightmare's Cosmic Cape, just for show or is it actually just an actual Universe? Like with planets, stars ,galaxies etc...

If the latter, could it be possible to be sent inside this speculative Universe, just living a normal life (with the thought of being nothing but an insignifiant being stuck on a tiny speck of dire called a planet, itself only a atom of a small light named galaxy, said light being one of an seemingly infinte amount on Lord Nightmare's cloak.)

If the former, then props to your boss: He knows the undeniable truth: Space Capes RULES.

The interior of the cape is a portal to a random portion of deep space. Nightmare, being fear itself, is inherently connected to the fundamental fabric of spacetime. The scale you imagine is correct. In a way, he holds his entire empire within himself, and thus all of us. All the more reason to show him proper reverence.

[holynightmareco]

With the wolfWRAITH.

Have you considered trying to vacuum it up then? If its a ghost, maybe itd work.

Unfortunately they've managed to escape the confines of the fortress entirely and seem to be gaining speed and strength as they explore the galaxy unhindered. Good luck!

[holynightmareco]

can nightmare feel love

Of course! He loves many things, for example he loves creating new and fantastical demon beasts for everyone to enjoy. He also loves triumphing over his enemies, the fear of the masses, and cool spaceships.

[holynightmareco]

Why the NME Customer Service always has glasses? What does his eyes look like?

Who knows? We've never seen them either.

[puppetmastery]

made a 1920x1080 nightmare wallpaper

[holynightmareco]

I want to work on Nightmare Enterprises. Where should I put my name?

On a job application. Alternatively you can choose to simply show up and we'll figure out what to do with you from there. It's rare that we turn someone away. There's space for everyone here, one way or another. Why reject someone with such good sense?

[holynightmareco]

Do you guys own a restaurant?

We own multiple chains! We serve millions of customers a year at Majuu Eatery™ and Scarfy's™ locations all across the galaxy. Our newest addition to the NME family of brands is Roche Smashburgers™, a higher end fast casual dining experience for people who want a laid-back, cool atmosphere. We're opening our first location on Tidestar soon. Hope to see you there!

[holynightmareco]

Are you guys planning to conquer the entire multiverse now that you have returned?

We've been here the entire time. Business stops for no one. As for the question, we would like to make it clear that there is a distinction between conquering and blowing all of the competition out of the water with our superior products.