sh*t

Female, 18, Canadian.

[retrogamingblog]

Kirby’s Guide to Enjoying October

[intimatehoneys]

[kingrudegyalchina]

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

[riessene]

marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy

wheres his movie???

[signsoflifeonmars]

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

[thenatsdorf]

Supportive dad cat being there for his wife and kids.

[bunjywunjy]

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

[princesstigerbelle]

No it’s mooshed

[topsydead]

Snurgling

[princesstigerbelle]

M̶̢̛̠͉̠͍̰̤̲̥̝̣̈́̐̅̉̎̿̾͐̑̔̌̈́̓͛͊̚͠͠Ǫ̴̧̨̡͙͖̩̞̥̲̦̠̩̖̯͚̬̏̀͗̂̄̽̉̽͗̌̑͘͜͜͜Ơ̷͖͈͂̓͒͛͌̂̆̌̈́͆̀̆̇̋S̸͓͖̤̞̹͍̖̭͖͓̣͇̥̤̣̝̙̉͌̃̆̐͗̔͝Ḩ̵̨̢̢̡̢̱̱̳̟̣̠̟̝̭̭̼̼̟̩̐̓̏͐̀̏̑̑̇̒͘̕͝Ę̸̛̫̞̞̱̺͎͚̈́̓̽̐̀̍̿̄̚Ḑ̶̦̹̯͇̠̮̫͕͆͜ ̶̻͎̫̪͕͖͍͇̜̈̐

[dollfacedbunny]

SNURGLING

[butt-berry]

Ready to trick-or-treat

[butt-berry]

Update:

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[birdungehrl]

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

[holyshit-son]

interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: wow where to start

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

[revolutionarykoolaid]

honestly, that’s fair

[sana-kan-deactivated20221104]

my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth

[mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[disgustinganimals]

If they’re so wild how come I never see them at the club

[disappearinvisible]

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

same

[gayforwomen]

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

[collegiate-confession]

[gif87a-com]

[unclefather]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

well ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

didn’t work but glad i tried

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault