earthly agents of divine punishment

[holystained]

Father Anderson of Hellsing. || about || rules ||

21+ only. mutuals only. selective. written by holly (any pronouns, 30+).

Sporadic activity. (He is a very intense muse :')

[holystained]

𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄  𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 .

seasoning: smoked salt 

weather: cool and stormy

color: emerald and steel

sky: overcast 

magical power: regeneration 

shoe: boots

house plant: money tree

weapon: swords

subject: theology 

social media: LinkedIn

makeup product: ???

candy: cinnamon candy

ice cube shape: cubes

method of long-distance travel: train 

art style: piotr jabłonski

mythological creature: angel or griffon

piece of stationary: parchment 

three emojis: ⚔️✝️🩸

celestial body: the sun 

[holystained]

Aesthetic Meme

List your muse’s aesthetic from tastes, smells, outfits & sceneries.

TASTES: coffee with cream, sacramental wine, wafers, seared salmon with lemon 

SMELLS: holy incense, blood, blade oil, freshly baked Christmas cookies

SIGHTS: colorful light from stained glass, the flash of a blessed bayonet, the glint of light on round glasses

SOUNDS: the flutter of Bible pages, recited verses, the scrape of a whetstone on metal

SENSATIONS: rapidly healing injuries, the warmth of pocketed rosary beads, the weight of a cassock over one's shoulders 

OUTFITS: grey and purple coat, white gloves

[holystained]

Anderson as a dog slkdjlksjdf.

[holystained]

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[groazei]

I'm 34 negative in the bank and I hate asking again so soon but I can't risk more bills with my move to Mexico. Can anyone paypal.me some funds? Any reblogs would be appreciated!

Link here

[carnstein]

[bayonetpriest]

"Now what? Your monster is right here, Catholic!"

[holystained]

Hear me out, what if a vampire drinking another vampire’s blood came with consequences (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

// In Vampire the Masquerade, it totally does come with consequences~ Drain another vampire to death and their soul lives on in your mind, slowly driving you mad and driving you to frenzy at very inopportune times~

But idk what sort of consequences they'd have for the Hellsing verse. It never seemed to affect Alucard, but he's the king of vampires so! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[yusuke-of-valla]

“They deserve each other, and that’s not a compliment” is an underrated ship dynamic tbh

[perception-filter]

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^

[infernal-veins]

“Newly turned, then,” she mused.

“Well, it’s easier than you think, to find the right prey. You just have to know where to look and what to look for.”

A deep sigh. “My prey of choice varies, depending on what I find first. A bitter, angry man who takes his rage out on his innocent family, for instance. I wait until he’s alone, of course, leaves the house. No need to traumatize the little ones.”

She hummed. “Perhaps it makes me no better, but I do take satisfaction in informing my prey exactly why I’m hunting them. Making sure they know it was their own actions that led to this. Because people like that don’t stop hurting others unless someone makes them stop.”

[holystained]

There was a long moment as Anderson listened to her speak, his shoulders getting tenser until he finally whipped around to face her.

"I don't CARE, all right? I don't CARE what your hunting methods are, I don't CARE who your preferred victims are, I didn't ASK for your help, and you don't need to teach me to hunt like some damn newborn!"

Especially considering what he'd decided to hunt down instead of humans. He'd been hunting them for decades now, long before he'd been turned.

He turned to run up the side of the building to the roof. He could get a better scent from up there... and after another moment of deep calming breaths of the night air, he found just that.

He didn't care whether she was following or not as he took off across the rooftops. Maybe witnessing him consuming another vampire would get her to leave him alone.

[holystained]

[infernal-veins]

@holystained from here.

~*~

Deep ruby eyes scanned the much larger man, skepticism painting her features.

“Hmph. If you say so. I suppose you don’t need anyone to remind you what happens when you go too long without.”

The way one’s instincts would take over to ensure survival…the way it could lead to harming someone who REALLY didn’t deserve it.

“How long has it been since you turned?” she asked suddenly.

[holystained]

Persistent, wasn't she?

No, he didn't need anyone to remind him. He was just looking for the right... prey. He hated referring to it like that, even if only to himself.

"Three months. What difference does it make?"

[holystained]

// irl friend who also used to rp, been talking to her about Hellsing and me picking up Anderson as a muse: he's really not much better than if you'd picked up one of the n* zis though

Me, internally: ah.

[holystained]

@groazei

// i also imagined he would get mad at a car like mr incredible does after it fucks up somehow and attempts to yeet it

// long day + already frustrated, definitely XD He ends up having to take pictures of the damage and send a note to maxwell bc this is the third one this month XD

[holystained]

// I remembered how small the cars in Italy/Rome are (they have to be to navigate the narrow ancient roads)

There's no way this 6'9 man is fitting in one of those. Even in a normal car he'd look like Mr Incredible. So YEAH he walks where he can LOL