eyyy lmao

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every time I get sick I think about the times I wasn’t sick and how much I took that for granted

[thelastdiadoch]

[homagemcgee]

someone: don't overreact

me, already digging my grave and shovelling dirt on myself: i'm not

[sandiisdiary]

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[fierceawakening]

Most of the time, said is fine.

But this is the funniest shit ever.

[soiknowwhentoduck]

Useful, and also hilarious

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

THERE IS A GOD

[profmeowmers]

[thelilnan]

tis the season

[danforth]

[freckletriangleofdoom]

Know your rights and don’t let ANYONE stop you from voting!

[catedevalois]

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE and know your ballot. Learn about local and state candidates. Let’s build the government we need from the ground up

[ladystarflare]

Do keep in mind though, To vote you must be of legal age and have registered to do so.   If either of these things is not right, They have every right to tell you to step out of the way and leave.

[jenniferrpovey]

Trump’s followers are planning on acting as “poll watchers” to make sure the election is not “rigged” (defined by them as Trump losing).

It’s entirely possible we’re going to see some voter intimidation at the polls.

The only person who has the right to tell you to leave if you are not registered is an official poll worker.

Nobody else, including “poll watchers,” security at the polling building, etc.

Only offiicial poll workers, who’s job it is to check you are registered and who you say you are.

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you’re not registered, the official poll worker at the table will tell you how to register. until you’re registered, they won’t hand you a ballot. that’s the legal and proper way it’s done. any other attempt to keep you from voting is illegal.

if the poll worker gave you a ballot, and someone else tries to stop you, take their picture and tell the FBI.

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

the what? gay?

[pinkfiazco]

gay??

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[unclefather]

[toopunktofuck]

[folk-punk]

i will Take Him

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[weloveshortvideos]

I tried making a vine about ‘uptown funk’ and my laptop froze and made this noise.

[grimelords]

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

[37q-archive]

its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever

[soloontherocks]

space mom would never lie to us