Happy wednesday! Mid week sucks, so lets do a text meme to bring us through the hump day! Post your askbox, send a link in the appropriate discord channel, and lets start asking!
[text] I want to send you nudes just to see how you’d react.
[text] I just googled “how to blow an uncircumcised guy” and did serious research. That’s how badly I want to fuck him.
[text] Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
[text] I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
[text] I was a psycho gf all the time…I’m sorry
[text] FINE I guess I’ll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
[text] I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
[text] Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
[text] i know were having a “heart to heart” right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
[text] Come on in and take your pants off
[text] She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
[text] That’s the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I’m on a roll.
[text] I’m going to bedazzle that dick
[text] A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
[text] death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
[text] I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend.
[text] Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
[text] it’s 8pm, i’ve already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
[text] You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.