continued random johnny slaughter headcanons! ♡
♡ he's a sleaze.. did i mention he's a sleaze? if you see him at a bar he's nursing a whiskey and being loud and rowdy.. probably hitting on someone's girlfriend.
♡ we know he's a stalker. of course. i think it's because of his need for control. he has really no control over his life, considering how he ended up in the family. he stalks his victims, hunts them. he loves that he can cause them severe psychological distress before bringing them back to the house.
♡ sissy was like an older sister for him growing up. still is. he would never admit that her leaving the family for california hurt his feelings, and made him feel abandoned.
♡ he lashes out when he's upset. and he's an angry crier.
♡ clearly a slut for predator/prey dynamic. including in any romantic relationships.
♡ smokes hella cigarettes, clearly drinks quite a lot, and has a weird love of chocolate milk.
♡ would 100% wear crop tops. idc what anyone says. leland getting a crop top and not johnny too was a crime.
♡ has very sharp canines, loves to use them.
♡ HATES politicians. hates politics. "some dumb bastard in a suit tryna tell me what to do? is that right?"
♡ is self conscious about his scarred up hands. gloves are good for hiding them and keeping his fingerprints off of victims. :)
♡ ok.. he's a himbo. once again, i don't make the rules. i just relay them.
♡ he's a cat guy. he likes cats. likes that they "don't take no shit,"
♡ can be seen around newt in drayton's truck usually. his own truck is usually broken down. no particular reason.. not because he goes mudding in swampy areas like a dumbass..
♡ mansplain, manipulate, male.. boss? final boss?
♡ thiiiickkk heavvyyyy southern accent !! idc what gun says, he would have a thicker accent. (luv damian and his voice work. he deserved to be able to make johnny southern).
here's some more of my sweet johnny!! ♡ read the og post for johnny headcanons here!
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