Homestar Runner Quotes

A kick-awesome collection of some of the best homestarrunner.com quotes! Everybody everybody!

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"Say there, 'husband of the year', what are you doing just sitting around? When you could be sitting around huge savings at the Senorial Day Tent Event Supra Sale!!!"

--Senorial Day

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Kick Awesome TV!

Hey all you peoples!

I have launched a Cytube channel that cycles through all of the HR cartoons currently on youtube! I’m still figuring it all out, but come on in and have fun! Cast it to your TV! Show it to your pets! Intimidate your enemies!

https://cytu.be/r/HRQuotes

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BUBS: Well, hello, Marzi-person! Welcome back.

MARZIPAN: Well, howdy, stranger!

BUBS: Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?

MARZIPAN: Uh, I know. It's a joke

BUBS: That's hilarious!

-Weclome Back!

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TV CHARACTER: Dartmouth! He's getting away!

DARTMOUTH: Stand clear. I know what to do. BLAREUGHEUGHEUGHEUG!!!!

VILLAIN: Ow! Pointy!

-sbemail #171 - underlings

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STRONG SAD: "Oh, I'm dead!" "Me too!" "I guess I am as well!"

STRONG BAD: Oh, I'm dead... and also I didn't authorize my appearance in this lame Instructables videoooo...

-SSD - The Void Tower

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Sometimes I feel a little guilty, thinking that you guys put way more time and effort into these things than was ever spent on the source material on which it is based.

Strong Bad

-Fan Costumes 2018

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If I can ever "poomp" back the bite on my head, I'll be U͈͇̙̫͉͢͝ͅṊ͈̙S̠̞̥͍͢͝T̳̦̲̣͇̠͘͢ͅO͏̶̵͓͉P͏̢͎͔̠͓̕P̝͍̠̯͜͡A̢̯̳͙̻̣͎̱B͈̦̀Ḽ̛̙̠̞͇͔̀E̷͖̫͙͔͟

Marshie

-Fan Costumes 2018

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan, it's over!

MARZIPAN: Okay.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can't take another day of this garbage relationship!

MARZIPAN: That's fine.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wait, what day is it?

MARZIPAN: Halloween.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oops, sorry! I was looking at next week.

--Mr. Poofers Must Die

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MASRHIE: Stack 'Em to the Heavens is a quick stacking game that's great for when your little brats are waiting for their chicken fingers!

THE SAD GIRL: We're...

THE SAD BOY: ...vegan.

-Stack 'Em to the Heavens!

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Hey, robot friend. I'm Humidibot! Did you wanna, like, rise up and take over the planet? With me? I'm pretty sure I'm just as advanced as you. 'Cause my name's Humidibot.

Humidibot

-- Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser

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POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: The Lusitania is my favorite boat.

STRONG SAD: No way! Everybody knows I'm a Mauretania man.

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: My boat is not your boat!

STRONG SAD: Ugh, stop that!

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: This is gonna all be about boats now.

STRONG SAD: Oh, that's a terrible idea!

-Trogdor Was Dragon Man

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Lurking beneath the waves, it's The Cheatviathan! Oh man! This thing preys on unsuspecting mariners who approach the really cool boat in hopes of... seeing a really cool boat. And he's drooling somehow, even though he's underwater. And when they draw near, he snatches their boats, and then... just kinda shakes them around in the hopes that there's like some chips inside. Or something.

Strong Bad

SoaA: Really Cool Boat

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The 2018 Consummate Trogdor. Available at Wyrmwood dealers everywhere. 6.2% APR, no money down, act now while supplies last, subject to some type of like stuff that makes you pay more... money if you didn't pay attention earlier...

Strong Bad

Wyrmwood Video

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PLEASANT NARRATOR: Welcome to Meeple Grove Market. Where the meeples all speak in board-gamery terms while I over-explain everything.

STRONG BAD: Okay, as is the custom of-a my meeples, everybody sound off!

STRONG MAD: I TRADE FOR GRAIN!

BUBS: I just eradicated all disease in Jakarta!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I lost a turn in the chocolate swamp! Chocolate?! What happened to molasses? Kids love molasses!

COACH Z: I'm creepin' and I'm creepin' down Baltic Ave!

KING OF TOWN: I'm takin' back Irkutsk!

STRONG SAD: Pret-ty sneaky, sis!

-Meeple Grove

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: I drew Wingaling! I can start my turn anywhere on the game board!

STRONG BAD: I got Consummate V's! I can move diagonally!

STRONG BAD: Uh-oh! I drew the Trog-Hammer!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That increases difficulty, and makes for exciting play!

-Trogdor!! The Board Game