Homestuck -cest archive

archiving homestuck -cest after that inceststuck blog got deactivated. those easily squicked out should be wary.

[homestuck-cestous]

Not proship or antiship, since there's no consistent definition of either . However, I do subscribe to ykinmkato- your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.

I'm not actually all that into incest ships, but these are some of the most likely to get deleted or reported and taken off the site, and all art should be preserved.

Please don't send harassment- I AM a real person behind the screen.

Not safe for work tag is #not safe for wrigglers, because I can't resist a pun.

Queue is two times a day.

Similar archive blogs:

@roseroxysm - any rose and roxy interaction

@rosejakes - rose and Jake rarepairs

@megidocestsblog and the mod there's connected blogs

[buncarnival]

“I am your only fuckin’ princess!”

for mah princess!dan :> heh

[necrosprite]

vantii

[dead-dove-eat-me]

sisterly love <3 with dagger and dove

[specndust]

karkat came home w/ a bloody nose after a small fight

kankri is flipping his shit rn, karkat doesn’t even know why

im sorry i can only draw my ships in the most cartoony way possible 

this was nice expression and hand/arm anatomy practice though

[spockandawe]

cyphercat said:

Dualscar/Eridan, #84!

Oooh yes, I love this ship a lot! I’ve really been neglecting the Amporas in general lately, I need to work on fixing that.

[johstarry-deactivated20121110]

Using a mans kinks against him, Now that’s just low Dave

This is probably the only way he could win a strife with Bro lol

I need my shipping rights revoked :’D

[caliginous-rocket-papaya]

[junkfoodchimney]

So in Greek mythology Cronus eats babies

In homestuck Cronus dates his “baby” or Eridan persay

He does eat him

Just not in the same way

[sleiin]

notmikey asked you:

ok sleii now draw alpha striderces :)

i cant believe i havent drawn this ship yet akldhsda

[nuclearcarrots]

how about yes tho

[penstab]

h elp

[uncouthursidae-deactivated20130]

dirk approaches dave with a request for roleplaying and dave is all like aw shit son i’m an actor i can totes do this

he decides to do the cliche pizza boy routine and takes like a month “to prepare” and dirk eventually gives up

dave goes to the nearest pizza parlor and asks for a job, gets hired because they’re too afraid to tell him no, spends a month delivering pizzas to “get a feel for the character”

finally he tells dirk that tonight is the night they do the roleplaying thing and he disappears during the day, makes dirk actually call the pizza place and order a pizza

shows up in uniform and dirk says “oh i’m sorry sir, it looks like i don’t have any money to pay you…. is there anything else i can do?”

and dave says “no i’m sorry we only accept cash, or a prepaid debit card”

and he just walks out with the pizza

that’s it

that’s the roleplay

dirk is so pissed that dave doesn’t get laid for like a month

[uncouthursidae-deactivated20130]

today is a reblog favorite headcanons day

[shotagamzee]

hApPy VaLeNtInEs DaY,,, hErEs SoMe ArT i DrEw FoR tHe BeStEsT vAlEnTiNe EvEr,, OkAy.

[homestuck-cestous]

Hey I'm the person who ran inceststuck and I'm so happy you started this blog! I tried so hard to get the account that had it (and like a dozen other sideblogs) back but I never heard a peep from Tumblr outside of the automated emails.

Anonymous because the next account I made after that one was nuked got nuked pretty quickly after, and while I'm not the most secretive, I don't want to point big arrows at my account to get nuked again lmao

Of course, mate! Really good to hear from the blogs "inspiration" as it were. If you're who I think you are, I think I follow you on Bluesky?

[zilly-who]

Okay this was cute. Crocker John and Crocker Jane!

[happyds]

… THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[c-a-l-e]

bonding