Homestuck confessions!

confession your deepest darkest secrets *gasps*

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Hi!! This is a fun side blog thingy I made

ran by @fizzlesodaa

I made this because I wanted to hear people's crazy homestuck confessions hehe

there's no rules!, go crazy!

okok enough yapping have fun confessing

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My friends found this blog I'm so embarrassed

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I don’t really like the aging system for the trolls. Ok hear me out burgundy blooded trolls are suposed to have the shortest life span and they reach adult hood at 9 sweeps and violet and fuschia blooded trolls who have the longest life spans also become adults at 9 sweeps. Im just saying if a being lived for let’s say hundreds of thousands of years you would think they would mature slower right? And if a being lived for a less amount of time they would mature faster (as seen in nature with most animals with short life spans) I know they are aliens from a comic but still.

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My mother owns one of those coffee machines that takes coffee pods. There is a little bowl next to the machine with a lot of different colours and flavours of coffee pods. Being a bored eighteen-year-old who likes to squeeze amusement out of boring everyday tasks, I pretend the coffee pods contain different castes of blood according to the colours on the outside. It’s like that musical number from Sweeney Todd where they plan to kill people by making bad puns about how they’d taste in pies. My embarrassment is immense.

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I've loved cats for as long as I've had any, so I think Nepeta is my favorite character in the comic. (It helps that I know someone that she reminded me of, too.)

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i love daverose

yeah thats it

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im not a native english speaker, so to mask my hard natural accent, ive developed a slight british one. The only downside is that whenever i get pissed or passionate about something the british flair in pronounciation goes up and my partner just says "okay jake english damn" and it cracks me up each time

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equius gives me such gender envy: sweaty lean teen boy with long hair goes brrrrrrrr goodness he's me mentally time for physically i need his build

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my first time being drunk was in roxy cosplay because i had a bet with my partner LMAO

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HERE'S my confession cus ain't nobody wanna send me asks ):

I was trying to cosplay karkat but I didn't have any grey body paint so I took paint (I can't remember what kind of paint but it WAS not skin safe) and mixed it with eyeshadow.

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gamzee. that's the confession

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I used to be so obsessed with karkat I would stare at pictures of him everyday and it got so bad that my mom had to take my phone and computer and all my homestuck merch away

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