Ever Since I Left The School You

Got a GPA for yourself now. af-terthoughts is my personal blog. 18-bi-she/her

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tomorrow

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Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

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Queueing this for next year

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heterosexuality as a plot device is ridiculous. I just watched the finale of rosewood and the entire episode is leading up to a date where the main characters can finally bang but first they get caught in a literal gunfight and somehow find time for this gem of an exchange:

“we’re almost out of bullets, I’ll dangle myself and you shoot him!” “but what if he shoots you?” “he won’t!” “how do you know?” “because nothing’s stopping me from going to our date tonight…it is a date, right?” [with feeling] “damn right it’s a date.” [bullets continue flying]

like…these grown ass adults and seasoned professionals in their 30s and 40s risk getting shot to flirt like characters in a twilight fanfiction

[crjdedicated]

they kno they’re not gonna die because they’re straight

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“can playing a video game be spiritual?” bruh play animal crossing at 2:23 am on a calm rainy night and u will transcend space and time and find peace

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friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[angry-eevee]

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

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[skywalkerapologist]

…fucking Jakku.

[bunney]

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

[aviculor]

it’s the only way they can hear it

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concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[erraticstaticromance]

Here’s a fun idea: don’t ask someone with multiple, straight line, uniform scars how they got them. It’s pretty obvious what they’re from. Just be quiet. Thanks. This has been a PSA

[tithegirl]

Boost this.

[yongmuney]

“again”

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How I want to go. (via theone1221)

[grevenz]

Imagine a standard history textbook having to explain who Seth Rogen and James Franco are

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When I see folks didn’t like Deadpool, I’m like whatever. People like different things. I don’t even like Deadpool as a character but the movie was dope. Anyway, if you didn’t like it because it was short or it felt cheap and underdeveloped, that’s because it was. It was kinda set up to fail. They were given the greenlight the way an impatient parent says ‘fine you can have a dog but if it pisses on the rug, I’m gonna shoot it.’ They had less than a year to complete the movie and were given a budget of 58 million when the average superhero movie budget is between $150-250 million. AND Fox had the nerve to take money out of the budget so they had to write around the money. So Deadpool only having a few bullets? Budget. Forgetting his guns in the car so he can’t use them in the final fight? Budget. Only 2 low profile X-men around, one of which had never been seen before? Budget. And they still managed to make crazy amounts of money and break all kinds of records. I just feel like it’s worth knowing whether you like it or not because I ended up liking the movie a lot more after knowing what they were working against. Deadpool is like the indie movie of this superhero shit

[kumasenpai]

Hey guys look at this damn film nerd

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Look at this film nerd pointing out this massive SUCCESS STORY.

[willow-wanderings]

Bonus points for Deadpool making massive amounts of money despite being released in a fucking DEADZONE and being rated R. An R rating automatically limits the audience, so it was basically kneecapped from the get-go because fewer people would even be able to see it. Releasing the movie in fucking February was a damn near deliberate attempt on its life. February is where movies go to die, ok, even the cheesy date movies don’t always make it out alive. They didn’t want this movie made in the first place, greenlit it to stop the nagging, gave it a ridiculously tiny budget and then CUT IT DOWN EVEN MORE later on forcing several very hurried bits of rewriting (this is where a few extra digs at the studio were added, because they fucking deserved it), tried to argue against an R rating and when that failed, they tried to kill it by dumping it in the fucking release date graveyard. And it still made ridiculous amounts of money. That’s like winning the Kentucky Derby on a 3-legged donkey; “Massive success” is a bit of an understatement.