Murder :3

this blog is not just for homicide, it is also for arson, tax evasion, and a multitude of many other crimes :) homicide just happens to be my fav

[the-twinkipedia]

i almost made my blog name twinkipedia-offical for the fun of it but some people would probably be unwhimsical about it and say i spelt it wrong. and i don't care about them, but alas, my name is not offical.

[the-twinkipedia]

what the fuck is an officalverse

[homicide-offical]

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @not-offical-offical @strawberry-offical @tagging-officals-offical uhhh i can't think of more officals but gang look at this

[the-twinkipedia]

i almost made my blog name twinkipedia-offical for the fun of it but some people would probably be unwhimsical about it and say i spelt it wrong. and i don't care about them, but alas, my name is not offical.

[no-one-offical]

Y

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[crypticgoose3]

V

[homicide-offical]

E

[crypticgoose3]

rainbow :)

Red

Aorange

Iyellow

Ngreen

Bblue

Ondigo

Wiolet

:)

[crypticgoose3]

ah, zero notes, just like god intende—

wait what the fuck why did somebody like this

[homicide-offical]

Man I love this post op is right it's horrible but also beautiful at the same time. the longer you look at it the more wrong things you find. Absolute perfection

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

No! Still don’t know you >:(

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:C*

[business-man-offical]

I don’t know your name!

[homicide-offical]

why don't you say his name?

he's gonna shoot you again

[business-man-offical]

I told you! I don’t know his na-

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

aaugh! You shot my other leg!

You shot me in my right leg!

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:(*

[business-man-offical]

no, you’ve got a dumb name!

…ugh… Dwink Bexon

[homicide-offical]

what?

[business-man-offical]

That’s his name! Dwink Bexon.

[homicide-offical]

oh, that's--that's fine

okay, that's a name, i suppose..

...that's a pretty dumb name

*POW*

AH! dwink bexon just shot me in the tits!

[business-man-offical]

Ah! Dwink, stop shooting my business associates!!!!

[homicide-offical]

*I'm a bad cop, and if you couldn't tell*

*I also killed your wife in that drug cartel >:]*

call for backup or we're all gonna die!

just admit you're a police and save our lives!

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

No! Still don’t know you >:(

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:C*

[business-man-offical]

I don’t know your name!

[homicide-offical]

why don't you say his name?

he's gonna shoot you again

[business-man-offical]

I told you! I don’t know his na-

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

aaugh! You shot my other leg!

You shot me in my right leg!

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:(*

[business-man-offical]

no, you’ve got a dumb name!

…ugh… Dwink Bexon

[homicide-offical]

what?

[business-man-offical]

That’s his name! Dwink Bexon.

[homicide-offical]

oh, that's--that's fine

okay, that's a name, i suppose..

...that's a pretty dumb name

*POW*

AH! dwink bexon just shot me in the tits!

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

No! Still don’t know you >:(

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:C*

[business-man-offical]

I don’t know your name!

[homicide-offical]

why don't you say his name?

he's gonna shoot you again

[business-man-offical]

I told you! I don’t know his na-

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

aaugh! You shot my other leg!

You shot me in my right leg!

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:(*

[business-man-offical]

no, you’ve got a dumb name!

…ugh… Dwink Bexon

[homicide-offical]

what?

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

No! Still don’t know you >:(

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:C*

[business-man-offical]

I don’t know your name!

[homicide-offical]

why don't you say his name?

he's gonna shoot you again

[business-man-offical]

I told you! I don’t know his na-

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

aaugh! You shot my other leg!

You shot me in my right leg!

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:(*

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

No! Still don’t know you >:(

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:C*

[business-man-offical]

I don’t know your name!

[homicide-offical]

why don't you say his name?

he's gonna shoot you again

[business-man-offical]

I told you! I don’t know his na-

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

No! Still don’t know you >:(

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:C*

[business-man-offical]

I don’t know your name!

[homicide-offical]

why don't you say his name?

he's gonna shoot you again

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

No! Still don’t know you >:(

[homicide-offical]

*Say my name! >:C*

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

Ahh you shot me in my leg!

You shot me in my left leg!! D:<

[homicide-offical]

*How about now?*

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

Oh yeah 😎

[homicide-offical]

*POW*

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I'm a businessman!

I'm not friends with snipers >:(

[homicide-offical]

*oh yeah? >:c*

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot *Snipers ready*

do it now, take the shot >:}

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends :D

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage 🤷

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

[homicide-offical]

..you shouldn't have said that

i think you've really upset him

*What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding?*

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?

[business-man-offical]

…yes?

[homicide-offical]

that's for a sniper shot

[business-man-offical]

I’m not a cop

[homicide-offical]

you're a motherfucking cop

i can tell from the way that you stand

and you said you spend your days in an unmarked van

[business-man-offical]

Well, listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel …I'm not a cop

[homicide-offical]

*static from a suspiciously police-radar-shaped bulge in your pocket* officer jackson, has your cover been blown?

..is that your police radar?

[business-man-offical]

That was my business phone ….And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song 😎

[homicide-offical]

saying "business" before another word

doesn't make the whole thing business related

and if i may critique the whole police system--

then oh look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

[business-man-offical]

no it’s not :(

[homicide-offical]

yes it is.

[business-man-offical]

no, it’s not

[homicide-offical]

see this little red dot?