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[the-twinkipedia]

current status:

rat spinner: 8 months

war and peace counter: 4/1358

twinks obliterated: infinity

[the-twinkipedia]

*in the hospital*

imagine having a physical form that can have problems sounds like a skill issue to me #skill issue

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[the-twinkipedia]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked the juggling guy and dangerous crow boy representing the people of tumblr dot com and they told me "she monkey on my circus til i like your shoelaces" so i still don't know what that means or have an answer to the age old question "what is love?"

[justcallmedom31]

Wikipedia my beloved

[darthfalafel]

WIKIPEDIA MY BELOVED

[justcallmedom31]

WIKIPEDIA OUR BELOVED

[justcallmedom31]

you are so right

[the-twinkipedia]

i was summoned? i think you spelt my name wrong, though. it's twinkipedia, not wikipedia

[the-twinkipedia]

incorrect

i am the twinkipedia, not a twink

it is in fact you who is the twink here

your majesty

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[the-twinkipedia]

here’s a small joke

you

you are the joke

…

im sorry

how dare you

that's it. arson time.

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[the-twinkipedia]

hello god

hello naive mortal

would you like to hear a joke

i don't care i'm telling you anyway

ahem ahem *coughing noises*

*more coughing noises*

*even more coughing noises*

*starts to choke to death because i'm coughing so much*

ow i got something stuck in my throat

*coughs out a large unidentifiable object covered in too much blood*

yk i wouldn't worry about that

anyway

okay i'm ready for the joke

ready to here it

okay here goes

deep breath

*inhales*

this is gonna be the funniest joke of all time

are you ready for this

are you sure

are you sure you sure

are you sure you sure you sure

are you sure you sure you sure you sure

are you REALLY sure though

but are you really?

you want me to get on with it and actually tell the joke?

okay jeez it was just a bit of fun

okay

alright

here goes

ready for the best joke of all time

you said it

what yes you did

no im not lying that's literally what you said

remember you said "wow this is gonna be the best joke of all time ever i'm so excited twinkipedia thank you"

you don't?

huh

you should probably see some kind of doctor about that i don't think short term memory loss is good

anyway

come on

let's go

it's time

let's do this

be ready

are you hyped

i'm so hyped

i'm so massively hyped for this

it's massive

hah that's what she said

sorry my bad

are you ready for this joke

i'm so ready

are you hyped

did i ask that already

i think i did

anyway i'm so hyped are you hyped

you are?

oh wait you aren't? i'm gonna pretend i didn't hear that

yay you're so hyped right like me yay

double that hypedness

then once it's doubled

triple it

this is gonna be the best joke in the world raise your expectations through the god damn ceiling

your expectations better be up where that plane was

up on the ninety fifth tower

tower? meant floor

imagine if there were ninety five towers

there woulda been a whole lot more planes being hijacked

i wonder if a bigger tragedy meant there would be less memes about it these days

maybe not

humans just like to joke

its how you guys cope with stuff

wow we've gotten off topic

speaking of jokes

are you ready for this

i'm so excited

this is the best joke in the history of the world

i've been around for long enough to know that this is the best joke in existence

seriously you can trust me on that as someone who's existed since the beginning i know for a fact that this is the funniest joke ever

of all time

all times

every time

yesterday and last week and last month and tomorrow

and last year and five years ago and a decade from now and a century ago

and etc etc continuing into the future and past for infinity even though that's a concept your mind can't understand

what was i saying

oh yeah

the joke

this is the best joke of all time you hear me?

ok?

you understand?

you're gonna find this joke so incredibly funny i'm calling it now

why would you not find it funny? it's the best joke in all of existence to ever exist in this realm and others probably

get ready

it's here

it's finally time

time for the best joke in infinity and existence

are you ready

here goes

it's time

*deep breath*

you.

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[the-twinkipedia]

i almost made my blog name twinkipedia-offical for the fun of it but some people would probably be unwhimsical about it and say i spelt it wrong. and i don't care about them, but alas, my name is not offical.

[the-twinkipedia]

what the fuck is an officalverse

[gay-ass-bitch-offical]

OH MY GOD

[gay-missionary-offical]

THIS IS McFucking Art™ HOLY SHIT

[the-twinkipedia]

i'm stealing that now actually that's such a phrase

[gay-missionary-offical]

thank you?

[the-twinkipedia]

you're welcome. for your contribution you will not be annihilated today.

[the-twinkipedia]

i almost made my blog name twinkipedia-offical for the fun of it but some people would probably be unwhimsical about it and say i spelt it wrong. and i don't care about them, but alas, my name is not offical.

[the-twinkipedia]

what the fuck is an officalverse

[gay-ass-bitch-offical]

OH MY GOD

[gay-missionary-offical]

THIS IS McFucking Art™ HOLY SHIT

[the-twinkipedia]

i'm stealing that now actually that's such a phrase

[the-twinkipedia]

:3

no this will not get context

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[teaboot]

how does one have a following?

fuck if I know

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes exactly!

[snailfarts]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[the-twinkipedia]

all twinks must be vanquished and by that i mean either with a meteor or a sniper rifle or if you're feeling really fancy then good ol arsenic should do the trick

[the-twinkipedia]

*demon claws you*

ow

*just stares at you with scratch marks on my form* okay first of all, rude-

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[the-twinkipedia]

me when twink

bttom text

[the-twinkipedia]

i don't remember posting this

[the-twinkipedia]

hey so my friend was born on 01/apr so i want to make a joke

@beansandsausages32

there.

hah that's actually really funny you're right. i mean, having a birthday? wow you crack me up jester

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[the-twinkipedia]

*still asleep*

honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi

why do you snore like that

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[the-twinkipedia]

*still asleep*

rude

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