Matt? more like Thot

we stan one thotty catholic boy hi! my name is Evan! I'm a mess of a human being

[homodaredevil]

at least iron man wont be in spiderman  movies anymore lmao

[homodaredevil]

hah bitch

[memories]

Ew, @gayfoggynelson-deactivated20190, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

[homodaredevil]

WAIT BUT THIS IS ESSENTIALLY WHAT HAPPENED IM SNORKLING

[homodaredevil]

my birthday is tomorrow but I’ll probably be attending a funeral :( Connor’s chicken is so sick and he doesn’t think she’s making it through the night

[homodaredevil]

its my birthday in two fuckin days im not ready to be 20

[afuckingshipper]

Peter accidentally calling Tony “Mr. Dad”. Reblog if you agree.

[homodaredevil]

Been thinking about him....you know who...

him

[homodaredevil]

LOGICALLY- like listen- logically…If I kill myself… all my problems are gone! like that’s all I’m saying, If I kill myself I no longer have any problems

[homodaredevil]

nvm I can’t kill myself guys, my dog wouldn’t know where I went

[homodaredevil]

LOGICALLY- like listen- logically...If I kill myself... all my problems are gone! like that’s all I’m saying, If I kill myself I no longer have any problems

[homodaredevil]

Tony and Peter have a great dynamic but y’all ruined it Yes I’m looking @ u starkers

[homodaredevil]

thanks to my 12 followers, you’re my 12 disciples to hear my bullshit

[homodaredevil]

*does a peace sign as I’m loaded into the ambulance again* see y’all later

[homodaredevil]

aggressively claps hands Matt Murdock is blind he’s blind he can’t see anything the ‘world on fire’ is just-- a way to somewhat understand but he’s blind- he can’t see ur smile he can’t count every eyelash on ur eye He is BLIND aND CANNOT SEE STOP WITH THIS SHIT

[homodaredevil]

YOUR “MATT MURDOCK BUT NOT BLIND” AU’S ARE INVALID BC FUCK THIS MATT IS A BLIND MAN FUCK OFF

[thecryptkeeper]

alright steve im boutta head out

[thecryptkeeper]

[homodaredevil]

are they red lobster biscuts bc relate if so

[homodaredevil]

Can Iron-Man piss out of the Spider-Man movies pls I’m tired of this LET PETER GO SOLO IRON BITCH

[homodaredevil]

okay okay but uh-- Matt wearing a crop top but the crop top has a mildly uncomfortable design on it-- he’s also wearing shorts in the ugliest pattern and thigh high cowboy boots