EB: I am not a homosexual Dad.

They/them and 27 welcome to my Tumblr page where all my weird collector habits involve posts. if you ask my about my collections I'll be shocked. also you can call me nico follow @bt-brokenthinker for this new shit I need to do and me complain about it and I listen to podcasts

[homojohns]

Homojohns Masterpost

what can i say other then im very sarcastic and into dark humor, very cringy too. ummmmmm this is just a blog with anything and everything i guess. lots of fandom stuff too. im asexual maybe and nonbinary. currently have 1 cat, need more. used to draw not so much any more, now i crochet. 420 blaze lol. aquarius.

Guy follow @bt-brokenthinker to see my cleaning journey. It's basically me just rambling about all the cleaning and packing I need to do. though i dont post often lol

I'm a collector of sorts. buttons are my problem child, i have over 1,095, no i will not get help for this. funko pops, stickers, enamel pens, plushies ect....

Homestuck, the oldest one, i sold my soul to hussie, dont send help i totally dont need it (send help). also send me asks for this i want to be super cringe about this. this is what got my on this site too. i built this tumblr off of john

TMNT, all versions, though i havent read all of the comics but the ones im into most are rise and mutant mayhem. also go read Cass Apocalypse Series, its so good. its got me in a choke hold, and if you do check out this lovely artests animatics

Trolls, ok this has me in a choke hold too, the third movie came out and the songs have been on loop. plus happy tiny creatures, whats not to like. and a boy band come on. go watch the movie if you havent

Hazbin Hotel, ok so I've watched it. It's pretty good it also has its flaws like any other show. But I do enjoy it and I'm curious to see where it goes. The music is really good too, I am humming them non-stop sometimes.

Helluva Boss, please for the love of god dont show this cartoon to children. this is some of the funnest shit to me. my humor is so fucked up and i relate to hard to blitzø on somethings, yikes.. anyway this song ended me. stolas please

Voltron, listen i dont think about this one much anymore. it had its problems but there was also a lot of good in it. after the fans went nuts for klance i stopped paying attention to fandom stuff. i finished it and ill watch it from time to time

BNHA, its coming back to the front of my mind bakugo is my everything. i do like the whole thing with the quirks, its interesting how they develop. plus the neat little friend groups it has, clearly bakusqaud is my favorite. The final season is coming out this year, cant wait i also have like 39 funck pops and like almost all the mangas and books

Damon Slayer, i have so many questions after finishing the swordman arc. like bro bro what??? im keeping this spoiler free but like how did that happen? like please wtf happened how did it happen. i have these questions but i know for a fact im just gonna wait till the next season drops, pffft. I have seen the training arc. It felt kinda bland? its goona be a moive?????

Sk8, does anyone know when season 2 is dropping? we were told about it like months ago. i mean im cool with it as a 1 season thing but i wanna know who won? plus the skating was just so damn cool looking. i can ride a long board but thats it. i like the sk8erboi esthetic. i need to watch the OVA

The Dragon Prince, who doesn't like dragons and elves and magic. and callum is so adorable. i cant wait for the next season in november... hopefully. It's over and it was great I liked how things played out and all the parallels. Im excited to see what happens next since it's not the end

i watch youtubers too

Markiplier, please this man is my jam. as im making this im watching dream daddy and boy is it hilarious. his vocie is easy to get lost in sometimes

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Go listen to distractible I think you should start with Bob's fridge or maybe even part 2. You don't have to listen to them in order nor do you have to listen to them all. Just be safe don't get into any car accidents.

Moriah Elizabeth, please she is so chaotic. she paints on everything.. but paper and canvas. she mostly paints on squishies pickle the dinosaur best charater ever some with the other derpy dinos

Dollightful, she customizes monster high dolls and they look sick as hell. my favorite one, i know its one of her newest ones but hes a vampire

Vivziepop, the creator of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss

Lex Play, she does a lot of animal crossing.. its really the only reason i watch her

its not a youtuber but im not making a section for tiktok when im really only paying attention to one, Milky.tomato. i like the emoji ocs

Music

Set it off is my comfort band

me and my friends see Here Comes the Mummies live

just take my 2023 wrapped or my 2024

also im not sorry Broadwaystuck

obviously trolls

uh.......

[schpog-art]

Her presidential suit was nice but have you ever thought about..... 👀💦 I did the lines, @glasworks did the color. ❤️

[jazze-bee]

only the chosen one may draw the sword from the bird

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[tukituktupok]

Worked really hard for this art

Очень долго работала над этим артом

[andrajosa444]

MY GIRLS!!!🥹💖💖💖

[glacial-art]

Marionetta Edit 🎪🗡🍄

[andrajosa444]

I've had this on my WIPs for so long, I'm so glad I was able to finish it dhdjksks

[sn077sj]

shitpost saga returns

[sn077sj]

some doodles because they were so adorkable this episode vicjul 4eva

[loish]

Some glowy ladies ~ I'm in my era of hand-painting chromatic aberration effects.

[lizardsfromspace]

One of my favorite hoaxes was in early 1962. There was a musical that debuted in 1961 called Subways are for Sleeping that was doing very poorly. For bizarre reasons (ads were banned in the New York subway system lest people take it as permission to sleep there) and normal (the reviews were poor).

But in 1962 an ad came out full of effusive praise from every prominent theater critic in New York. Every single one. From the Times to the Post, all of the famous theater critics in New York LOVED Subways Are For Sleeping

Except...

One of the papers paid to run this ad noticed something...off. Namely, that the editor knew Richard Watts the theater critic and he wasn't African-American.

It turns out that the producer of the musical had found seven New Yorkers with the same names as the seven biggest theater critics in New York, since while he couldn't lie and say they liked it, he could pay for *a* John Chapman or *a* Robert Coleman to see the musical and quote them next to their photo truthfully, bc how many people even knew what the leading theater critics in NYC looked like?

Turns out the producer had wanted to do this for ages, but had to wait for the NYT's critic to retire bc he couldn't find anyone with the same name. Anyway it worked: it went from being about to close, to running another hundred shows and winning a Tony

Here's the main source for this, btw

[lizardsfromspace]

Grateful to everyone who's pointed out the delightful vagueness of "7 OUT OF 7" loved it. 7 out of seven what? Well, seven out of the seven people in the ad of course

[heartpdf]

hi, could anyone help me out w getting some food for me & my emotional support animal. been in debilitating pain, unmedicated for days not sure when ill be able to get up c4$h4pp v3nm0 p4yp4l

[heartpdf]

been sick all week, they still havent sent my pain meds, rlly hungry. even $1 will go a long way <3

[heartpdf]

hey i think i have a cold, havent been holding liquids & v hungry and in pain. can someone help me out, goal is soup

[heartpdf]

dentist today for a rlly painful procedure that will leave me in pain and unable to chew for longer, goal is still soup. pls consider doing whatever you can to help <3

[heartpdf]

have no clean laundry down to towels and underwear, rlly grateful for even $1 towards basics <3

[heartpdf]

had a rlly painful gyno appointment today didnt get to laundry. my goal is still my single load, any help at all would be appreciated <3

[zoesupreme]

someone finally asked him

[nero-draco]

[incognitopolls]

This poll is asking only about fictional characters, and only ones who are NOT in abusive relationships, NOT in arranged marriages, and who could leave/access divorce if they wanted to.

For the purposes of this poll, "cheating" means having sex with somebody else, in secret, without their partner having agreed to this ahead of time. This is not the only definition of cheating; we're just talking about a situation where what the character does is definitely, obviously cheating.

If a fictional character cheats on their partner (and there's no abuse/etc in the relationship), can you find that character/their actions sympathetic?

Yes, regardless of the reason; if the writing is good enough I will sympathize

Yes, in many circumstances, but not all

Yes, in a few select circumstances

Maybe, but I've never sympathized with a character who cheated before

Probably not

Definitely not

Other

Voting ended onAug 15, 2025

You may find characters in abusive relationships etc cheating unsympathetic also, but this poll isn’t about that. If a character who cheats can only be sympathetic to you if they’re in an abusive relationship, vote no.

Example of different circumstances that you might find sympathetic or unsympathetic: being young and stupid; exploring their sexuality; sleeping with someone younger and more attractive than their partner; etc.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[s1renidae]

tbh my hot take is that a lot of people are obnoxiously weird about feet and its usually not the people that have foot fetishes

[s1renidae]

guys.

[s1renidae]

anyone who wears tanktops has an armpit fetish. anyone who wears shorts has a thigh fetish. anyone who doesnt wear gloves has a hand fetish. anyone who breathes has a choking fetish. i cant

[meangirlnurse]

someone has apparently been having a year-long tantrum in the notes of this post because of something that i absolutely did not say at any point in this post or anywhere else

[meangirlnurse]

tumblr moment

[meangirlnurse]

update: i have been informed that i am an "ignorant, ableist classist piece of shit"

[meangirlnurse]

update: i have also been informed that i am a "eugenicist" because of this post

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

scream

[awritersbro]

More people should ask folks who are Angry Online to dedine the terms they're talking about because there's probably a good chance that the answer is gonna be as revealing as it is utterly bizarre