we do homophobia here sir

im grian and i hate gay people

[homophobic-grian]

hello homophobic grian who is just regular grian because you are definitely the real grian. i have a question if you will. what else are you phobic towards

lesbians.

[homophobic-grian]

Does Homophobic Max Blunder do homophobic backflips?

no, they’re just normal ones. stop making everything about your sexuality freak

[d0not-disturb]

Grumbo sketches

[homophobic-grian]

Completely off topic but I just realized

Homophobic Grian implies the hypothetical existence of a Homophobic Max Blunder for D&D

you say “implies the hypothetical existence of” but that’s just the characters name? his name is Homophobic Max Blunder.

[homophobic-grian]

i’m the real homophobic grian. which is regular grian. i hate gay people

[homophobic-grian]

Completely off topic but I just realized

Homophobic Grian implies the hypothetical existence of a Homophobic Max Blunder for D&D

you say “implies the hypothetical existence of” but that’s just the characters name? his name is Homophobic Max Blunder.

[homophobic-grian]

My sincerest apologies for not noticing "forever and ever" Just don't give Mumbo potatoes, that's close to cannibalism...

i don’t control what the dog food companies put in there

[homophobic-grian]

Is Mumbo like.. allowed to leave..? Hello..??

what part of “forever and ever” did i not make clear.

[homophobic-grian]

it would be really awesome to build a little cage in my base and just keep mumbo there forever and ever. he could have home cooked gourmet meals or perhaps dog food depending on which one he wants. and before you ask: minecraft makes you a little weird. he might want the dog food.

[homophobic-grian]

we call it EGG because. well. because. don’t ask questions.

[homophobic-grian]

whats wrong homophobic grian ?

being gay.

[homophobic-grian]

hows it goin homophobic grian ?

bad.

[fellwjavachips]

remember when there were two guys and one died and the other grieved so hard he couldnt tell where his own soul ended and his lover’s began until he became a version of himself that was both of them all at once. a collage not a painting. and everyone else just accepted it like they always expected it to happen. i’m talking about a minecraft smp btw

[ravioliet]

ok so which one is it

[homophobic-grian]

happy pride month to transgenders. aros and aces also. intersex people too of course

[homophobic-grian]

wow, you people really were starved for more homophobic grian. which is just regular grian since im the real grian and i hate gay people.

[homophobic-grian]

ok, so the romantic and sexual lives of others revolve around you? sorry to offend you with my personal life sir, i’ll go back to being super duper straight

YES im so glad someone finally understands! can everyone follow this persons example please.

[homophobic-grian]

explain to me how gay people are unnatural

homosexuals occur in nearly every species, yet homophobia occurs in one. why is that?

it’s unnatural because i don’t like it. ask a smarter question please