we do homophobia here sir

im grian and i hate gay people

[ravioliet]

ok so which one is it

[homophobic-grian]

happy pride month to transgenders. aros and aces also. intersex people too of course

[homophobic-grian]

wow, you people really were starved for more homophobic grian. which is just regular grian since im the real grian and i hate gay people.

[homophobic-grian]

ok, so the romantic and sexual lives of others revolve around you? sorry to offend you with my personal life sir, i’ll go back to being super duper straight

YES im so glad someone finally understands! can everyone follow this persons example please.

[homophobic-grian]

explain to me how gay people are unnatural

homosexuals occur in nearly every species, yet homophobia occurs in one. why is that?

it’s unnatural because i don’t like it. ask a smarter question please

[where-is-npc-grian]

it is pride. can the door at least be open?

NPC Grian is in Grian's closet. The door is open for Pride Month.

[homophobic-grian]

PUT HIM BACK

[homophobic-grian]

stop sending me slurs in my askbox please, as i can’t answer them on account of 1) they’re swear words, and 2) i can’t reclaim them. because im not gay.

[homophobic-grian]

homophobic grian can you give me affirmations please. the devil is tempting me i really want to kiss a man like sooo badly

lock in

[homophobic-grian]

Congratulations to joel and lizzie. hopefully their baby will not be Gay.

[homophobic-grian]

I’m not really sure what that has to do with anything here.

[homophobic-grian]

she’s earned a 3 month pass from me for maternity leave. unless she teaches the baby to be gay.

[mcytgenetics]

String identified: Cgatat t a zz. t a t Ga. #c ga zz a gt ’ t a at tat a t t atg . ’t . c at tat. a taa ’ a a 3 t a att a. tac t a t ga.

Closest match: Schiffermuelleria schaefferella genome assembly, chromosome: 13

Common name: Oak-Bark Mulch Moth

(image source)

[homophobic-grian]

Oak-Bark Mulch Moth how do you feel about gay people

[homophobic-grian]

Homophobic Grian, what are your thoughts on eggpreg (mlm)?

you’re making up words to trick me i know that’s not real

[homophobic-grian]

homophobic grian are you depressed? or perhaps an egg?

egg? who mentioned eggs? im NOT poultry man. im normal.

[draculism]

who is the most immoral life series player

the lion is evil for eating the deer

the deer is evil for being weak

they are both evil for being alive

Voting ended onMay 5

[homophobic-grian]

like it’s even a question

[homophobic-grian]

You would have a camera stuffed in your face for the purposes of jump-scaring viewers with cynophobia and reinforcing the whole false "has a buttsniffer = just like YOU and EVERYONE in the world, so down to earth wow!" image in a Big Ron's commercial.

On basis of species alone, you would also enjoy taking shits, eating shits, licking the shit off your own asshole, and frolicking in shits, and most people would worship you for it while demonizing, ostracizing, and actively punishing (including denial of basic shelter) anyone who dares not to consent to having your shit-eating tongue strewn all over their face or express the fact that it's traumatic to them.

Let us hope, at least, that Mumbo would train you well and keep you on a leash in open public spaces. And not ever take you to any restaurants, yunno, where food is served to the public.

gesundheit

[homophobic-grian]

i wonder what it would be like to be mumbo’s dog

[homophobic-grian]

does anyone ever envy transgender people not because theyre transgender themselves but just because they wonder what it would be like to want something that badly let alone to actually do it and actually see and feel and get to live and feel more alive. or even to really want anything at all. not me though i love my unseasoned british food and want the gays to see the heterosexual light very much

[homophobla]

I miss homophobic grian

I miss Cthulhu

I miss the good old days

Of a few months ago 🧓

[homophobic-grian]

why are you as a straight man missing me. that's gay.

[homophobla]

make that faq

HOMOPHOBIA FAQ:

Are you gay?

No, I am not gay. I am a heterosexual man.

Do you hate gay people?

Yes.

Do you hate lesbians?

Yes.

Do you hate bisexual people?

Yes.

Do you hate transgender people?

No? Why would you think that? I'm pro trans rights

Do you hate aspec people?

I'm fine with them

Do you hate women?

No, loving women is one of my top traits.

Is this blog satire?

:/ yes. Hate to ruin the immersion though.

How do you suppress your natural desire to fuck men?

Easily. It's simply a matter of self control. Most men are able to suppress it easily. Gay men are just weak.

What are your pronouns?

He/him, thank you for asking! ^_^