i say ‘rip me’ and shiva appears @homophobic-metrostation - Tumblr Blog

sorry for having massive tits and the inability to comprehend anything. as if it’s my fault

my dog b like: oh, i can come on the big bed ? ,, hm , where on this large plain shall i sit ... ah, how about on top your legs. yes, yes this is great, good

#dogs #r stupid as fuck

*me and my 6 foot skeleton from home depot start bullying you*

#sgeletins

normal-horoscopes

it’s spelled disdain not distain

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD

i’m sobbing so hard, i thought the vine “my main goal is to blow up, and then act like i don’t know nobody” meant to literally explode, not go viral what the fuck

#i don’t know anything anymore #ive known this vine for YEARS and fuckjng TODAY i realize #on one hand exploding fits the vibe of the vine so much better #on the other why why why why the fuck would i assume that

twitblr

This shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! (x)

#why am i laughing

lgbt’s making their tumblr usernames like “ah should i incorprate a small animal or the word ‘homophobic’ “

to all the people that tell me i’m a bad student, i’d just like to say that during my human behavior class while we were supposed to be working on a group project about biological psychology, i was buying fishnet stockings off of aliexpress, you are absolutely right

#school is stupid

alisonzai

i just found out the host from the great british bake off is gay and nothing else matters

#great british bake off #more like great british gay off #that was bad sorry

yeah, in theory, i could pay attention in class. but am i going to? am i, instead, going to watch In The Hall Of The Mountain King by Edvard Grieg, Impossible Piano Remix? you tell me.

#txt #school is pain #school more like an opportunity to commit arson #impossible piano remix #is that a tag