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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”
Dance of Samhain
[image id: A poem titled “To my friends from LiveJournal” by Hayley DeRoche that reads,
“I still think about you
Wonder if you finally quit,
Do you still speak to your mom?
I remember when you went to Japan
How you swore you'd never forgive him.
I can't remember to take my meds but
I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat.
It's a strange intimacy,
all of us unspooling across decades of internet space
Like balls of yarn
leaving a trail behind us of everywhere
and everyone we've ever been
I hope you got your houseboat.
I hope you got everything.”
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Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.
#gonna mentally pair this with that post about how elizabeth heralds death #every man she kisses shortly afterwards dies at sea #and she sees the ghostly black pearl as a girl when no one else does #and at the start of the story elizabeth - the sea's own psychopomp - sees will floating past and sounds the alarm to save him #and she falls in love with the one man the sea will never kill (@aethersea)
Beware the Ides of March!
society when messi and ronaldo finally retire and take their fans with them
the internet seems like a distant dream
whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads
I HATE HOW I AM ON ASHUR SIDE WHEN HE WAS AN ACTUAL POS IN SPARTACUS OMG YHAT ENDING
Spartacus: House of Ashur ↳ Season 1: Episode Ten
Listen I knew it LMAO but damn what a weird twist
Okay but why I think Tarchon was gonna go for neferet like….
Uhhhhh? Maybe I spoke too soon
TENIKA DAVIS as NEFERT/ACHILLIA SPARTACUS: HOUSE OF ASHUR | Season 1, Episode 3, "Unworthy"
Oh….achillia is going after celadus is even better
Older man respects her yas