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@homosexual-slimecicle
i still cant get over the fever dream this all was
you need to wake up. wake up. wake up, anon. anon we miss you. anon its me. its me your wife. anon its been seven years. you were in a car crash. dont you remember me. our son. he misses you. every day he asks me when daddy is going to wake up. we miss you. you need to wake up.
HOMOOOOO I MISS YOUUU HWAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOINGGGG
(- not fluid)
I am still alive . Unfortunately. Been busy trying to maintain that status. I have mastered the art of building fires. Thats good. I guess. If you ever see smoke stacks in the woods please bring food. I like twinkies. Those are good.
Sending you Ifood
please bluetooth it to my neuralink im user 69420
HOMOOOOO I MISS YOUUU HWAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOINGGGG
(- not fluid)
I am still alive . Unfortunately. Been busy trying to maintain that status. I have mastered the art of building fires. Thats good. I guess. If you ever see smoke stacks in the woods please bring food. I like twinkies. Those are good.
He faggot. Me too. I must consume his energy.
i was looking through my inbox because i saw i had some old shit and found this and couldn’t stop laughing for a solid 5 minutes
@homosexual-slimecicle
Lies nobody has cared enough to donate yet so this is obviously not me
Slimeciclw :D
Today, Jesus is holding:
Charlie Slimecicle
this just so happened to be my pfp so im just gonna pretend this is me
i dont need heaven when i can have penis
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
[Hetero flinches at the contact, his eyes widening slightly as he feels an unmistakable jolt run through his body. his heart races and his brain plays looping static. he can already feel his face rapidly heating up just at the small touch.
...shit.]
[Hetero can only stand and stare.]
uhhhhh........
[he shakes his head, trying to snap out of whatever weird trance he had fallen into.] r-right, right, we could, um... uhhhhh we coulddddd go to a park! there's one nearby that I go to sometimes. it's pretty private. n-not that that. matters. [cough]
Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!
[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]
cOol! [Hetero winces a bit at the way his voice cracked, but quickly moves on and starts walking towards the park. soon enough, the two arrive. the park is very pleasant and full of gently swaying trees. Hetero leads Homo to a secluded bench underneath the shade of a particularly towering oak tree.]
this is a nice spot. so... what's it like living in the, uh.. woods?
Eh... Really boring honestly. I have to hunt most of the time since it's hard to get to a grocery store. I have no money anyways so even if I could get to a store easily, there wouldn't be much for me to do.
[He shrugs as he takes a seat]
The animals are nice. As long as I'm careful, for the most part they're pretty chill with me.
[Homo smiles warmly as he gazes up at the trees. He pauses for a moment, lost in thought. He then turns to Hetero, speaking somewhat awkwardly]
So... uh... you been doing anything fun recently?
.hm? oh! [Hetero tears his gaze away from Homo's face so he can focus] ah, honestly not really, I don't think...
y'know, it's really nice out here... with you... I mean like, nice to be in a beautiful setting with a beautiful friend. I mean- sorry, that's not what I meant to say! I just meant, like- I don't- not to say that you're NOT beautiful, I'm not saying that, I just.....???? uhh?
[Hetero looks away] I'll stop talking.
Haha- It’s okay. You’re good.
[He’s unsure what to say. Homo doesn’t talk to people much, so he’s slowly forgetting how to properly continue conversations.]
Uhhh- the. Uh… clouds.
[He points to a random cloud in the sky]
It looks like… A … cloud…
[Homo has no clue what he’s doing.]
yeah... [Hetero looks up at the sky. after a moment he points out another cloud] oh hey, that one kinda looks like a heart, I think! that's kinda interesting. actually it looks like... is it just me, or do a lot of them look like that? like a surprising amount. that's such an interesting coincidence, I uh... don't know... why they're...... [he looks back to Homo] like that..
[what's... going on with me today? I'm usually pretty chill around him, but today... he seems... different... or, I'm seeing him differently? he's just so laid back, and nice to me, and his hands look so soft and felt so right on my shoulder, and... his face is... perfect. I never noticed just how blue his eyes are before... and his nose... his.. mouth....? I feel... so weird... I feel like.. I-I... I need to...]
I-I......
[without any warning, surprising even himself, Hetero leans forward and firmly presses his lips to Homo's.]
[Homo’s eyes widen. Did this… really just happen? Right after Homo FINALLY got over him? Homo felt his heart pounding. He didn’t know what to do or how to react. He tenses up, tightening his grip on the edge of the bench. Homo attempts to roll with it, however he moves stiffly and awkwardly]
[Afraid that he’s embarrassing himself, he eventually just pushes Hetero away]
Wh-what was that, dude?!
[Homo takes deep breaths, clutching his chest as his heart nearly beats right out of it]
[Hetero stares back at him with eyes that are just as wide. His breathing is shallow from the adrenaline.] I.. I am so so so sorry, I have no idea what the hell came over me, I'm sorry, I just- I don't know! I don't know any more than you do!! just- when I looked at you... I saw more. I saw little details I wasn't even paying attention to before. and- and just- shit, just kissing you like that was.. was.... it was uncalled for, and again, I'm incredibly sorry for randomly pushing myself onto you like that. no matter how.....
[Hetero pauses.]
...I have to ask, still. was that anything for you?
[He stares. At Hetero, at the trees, at his own hand, and at the ground beneath him.]
I… Don’t know. Maybe a few months ago I would’ve been ecstatic… but… now…
[Homo pauses for a moment and sighs]
Now I just… feel weird… I can’t tell if it’s a good weird or a bad weird. The line between is sort of blurry…
[He leans back, head in hands]
I- didn’t know you- I mean you- I-
[His voice is shaky. Not just his voice, but his whole body is trembling.]
Homo? are you....
I'm sorry. I-... I'm sorry.
[an instinctual part of him is screaming to offer a hug to comfort him. the rest knows that the best thing to do is wait for him to process everything. the minutes pass silently. eventually Hetero speaks again in a gentle voice.]
I understand if you don't want this. don't worry about me. I just want you to be happy.
[He gives Homo a small pat on the shoulder, then turns and starts to get up.]
[He sits in silence. What else can he do? He’s over him… right? Of course he is. It’s been months. Years… Maybe… probably not… He’s lost track of time since he’s been in the forest. It could’ve been only a few weeks. It feels like it’s been forever… After all this time… is it really a good idea? Does he really still love Hetero? Should he really…]
W…wait… Hetero-
[Homo stands up and runs after Hetero]
[Hetero stops and turns around] huh-?
[Homo stands there, out of breath. There’s so much he wants to say but such little time. His heart is pounding. Thoughts rush through his head. Thousands of worries, but only one thing he can think to do.]
[After quickly catching his breath, he stands up. Moving closer, close enough to do what he’s wanted to do for so long… what he had the chance to do, but failed… Homo wraps his arms around Hetero and leans in. Lips touching, his heart beats faster and faster. He attempts to push aside all the negative thoughts, all the ideas of what could go wrong, he just tries to savor this moment, reaping it of all the joy he could, praying nothing goes wrong]
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
[Hetero flinches at the contact, his eyes widening slightly as he feels an unmistakable jolt run through his body. his heart races and his brain plays looping static. he can already feel his face rapidly heating up just at the small touch.
...shit.]
[Hetero can only stand and stare.]
uhhhhh........
[he shakes his head, trying to snap out of whatever weird trance he had fallen into.] r-right, right, we could, um... uhhhhh we coulddddd go to a park! there's one nearby that I go to sometimes. it's pretty private. n-not that that. matters. [cough]
Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!
[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]
cOol! [Hetero winces a bit at the way his voice cracked, but quickly moves on and starts walking towards the park. soon enough, the two arrive. the park is very pleasant and full of gently swaying trees. Hetero leads Homo to a secluded bench underneath the shade of a particularly towering oak tree.]
this is a nice spot. so... what's it like living in the, uh.. woods?
Eh... Really boring honestly. I have to hunt most of the time since it's hard to get to a grocery store. I have no money anyways so even if I could get to a store easily, there wouldn't be much for me to do.
[He shrugs as he takes a seat]
The animals are nice. As long as I'm careful, for the most part they're pretty chill with me.
[Homo smiles warmly as he gazes up at the trees. He pauses for a moment, lost in thought. He then turns to Hetero, speaking somewhat awkwardly]
So... uh... you been doing anything fun recently?
.hm? oh! [Hetero tears his gaze away from Homo's face so he can focus] ah, honestly not really, I don't think...
y'know, it's really nice out here... with you... I mean like, nice to be in a beautiful setting with a beautiful friend. I mean- sorry, that's not what I meant to say! I just meant, like- I don't- not to say that you're NOT beautiful, I'm not saying that, I just.....???? uhh?
[Hetero looks away] I'll stop talking.
Haha- It’s okay. You’re good.
[He’s unsure what to say. Homo doesn’t talk to people much, so he’s slowly forgetting how to properly continue conversations.]
Uhhh- the. Uh… clouds.
[He points to a random cloud in the sky]
It looks like… A … cloud…
[Homo has no clue what he’s doing.]
yeah... [Hetero looks up at the sky. after a moment he points out another cloud] oh hey, that one kinda looks like a heart, I think! that's kinda interesting. actually it looks like... is it just me, or do a lot of them look like that? like a surprising amount. that's such an interesting coincidence, I uh... don't know... why they're...... [he looks back to Homo] like that..
[what's... going on with me today? I'm usually pretty chill around him, but today... he seems... different... or, I'm seeing him differently? he's just so laid back, and nice to me, and his hands look so soft and felt so right on my shoulder, and... his face is... perfect. I never noticed just how blue his eyes are before... and his nose... his.. mouth....? I feel... so weird... I feel like.. I-I... I need to...]
I-I......
[without any warning, surprising even himself, Hetero leans forward and firmly presses his lips to Homo's.]
[Homo’s eyes widen. Did this… really just happen? Right after Homo FINALLY got over him? Homo felt his heart pounding. He didn’t know what to do or how to react. He tenses up, tightening his grip on the edge of the bench. Homo attempts to roll with it, however he moves stiffly and awkwardly]
[Afraid that he’s embarrassing himself, he eventually just pushes Hetero away]
Wh-what was that, dude?!
[Homo takes deep breaths, clutching his chest as his heart nearly beats right out of it]
[Hetero stares back at him with eyes that are just as wide. His breathing is shallow from the adrenaline.] I.. I am so so so sorry, I have no idea what the hell came over me, I'm sorry, I just- I don't know! I don't know any more than you do!! just- when I looked at you... I saw more. I saw little details I wasn't even paying attention to before. and- and just- shit, just kissing you like that was.. was.... it was uncalled for, and again, I'm incredibly sorry for randomly pushing myself onto you like that. no matter how.....
[Hetero pauses.]
...I have to ask, still. was that anything for you?
[He stares. At Hetero, at the trees, at his own hand, and at the ground beneath him.]
I… Don’t know. Maybe a few months ago I would’ve been ecstatic… but… now…
[Homo pauses for a moment and sighs]
Now I just… feel weird… I can’t tell if it’s a good weird or a bad weird. The line between is sort of blurry…
[He leans back, head in hands]
I- didn’t know you- I mean you- I-
[His voice is shaky. Not just his voice, but his whole body is trembling.]
Homo? are you....
I'm sorry. I-... I'm sorry.
[an instinctual part of him is screaming to offer a hug to comfort him. the rest knows that the best thing to do is wait for him to process everything. the minutes pass silently. eventually Hetero speaks again in a gentle voice.]
I understand if you don't want this. don't worry about me. I just want you to be happy.
[He gives Homo a small pat on the shoulder, then turns and starts to get up.]
[He sits in silence. What else can he do? He’s over him… right? Of course he is. It’s been months. Years… Maybe… probably not… He’s lost track of time since he’s been in the forest. It could’ve been only a few weeks. It feels like it’s been forever… After all this time… is it really a good idea? Does he really still love Hetero? Should he really…]
W…wait… Hetero-
[Homo stands up and runs after Hetero]
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
[Hetero flinches at the contact, his eyes widening slightly as he feels an unmistakable jolt run through his body. his heart races and his brain plays looping static. he can already feel his face rapidly heating up just at the small touch.
...shit.]
[Hetero can only stand and stare.]
uhhhhh........
[he shakes his head, trying to snap out of whatever weird trance he had fallen into.] r-right, right, we could, um... uhhhhh we coulddddd go to a park! there's one nearby that I go to sometimes. it's pretty private. n-not that that. matters. [cough]
Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!
[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]
cOol! [Hetero winces a bit at the way his voice cracked, but quickly moves on and starts walking towards the park. soon enough, the two arrive. the park is very pleasant and full of gently swaying trees. Hetero leads Homo to a secluded bench underneath the shade of a particularly towering oak tree.]
this is a nice spot. so... what's it like living in the, uh.. woods?
Eh... Really boring honestly. I have to hunt most of the time since it's hard to get to a grocery store. I have no money anyways so even if I could get to a store easily, there wouldn't be much for me to do.
[He shrugs as he takes a seat]
The animals are nice. As long as I'm careful, for the most part they're pretty chill with me.
[Homo smiles warmly as he gazes up at the trees. He pauses for a moment, lost in thought. He then turns to Hetero, speaking somewhat awkwardly]
So... uh... you been doing anything fun recently?
.hm? oh! [Hetero tears his gaze away from Homo's face so he can focus] ah, honestly not really, I don't think...
y'know, it's really nice out here... with you... I mean like, nice to be in a beautiful setting with a beautiful friend. I mean- sorry, that's not what I meant to say! I just meant, like- I don't- not to say that you're NOT beautiful, I'm not saying that, I just.....???? uhh?
[Hetero looks away] I'll stop talking.
Haha- It’s okay. You’re good.
[He’s unsure what to say. Homo doesn’t talk to people much, so he’s slowly forgetting how to properly continue conversations.]
Uhhh- the. Uh… clouds.
[He points to a random cloud in the sky]
It looks like… A … cloud…
[Homo has no clue what he’s doing.]
yeah... [Hetero looks up at the sky. after a moment he points out another cloud] oh hey, that one kinda looks like a heart, I think! that's kinda interesting. actually it looks like... is it just me, or do a lot of them look like that? like a surprising amount. that's such an interesting coincidence, I uh... don't know... why they're...... [he looks back to Homo] like that..
[what's... going on with me today? I'm usually pretty chill around him, but today... he seems... different... or, I'm seeing him differently? he's just so laid back, and nice to me, and his hands look so soft and felt so right on my shoulder, and... his face is... perfect. I never noticed just how blue his eyes are before... and his nose... his.. mouth....? I feel... so weird... I feel like.. I-I... I need to...]
I-I......
[without any warning, surprising even himself, Hetero leans forward and firmly presses his lips to Homo's.]
[Homo’s eyes widen. Did this… really just happen? Right after Homo FINALLY got over him? Homo felt his heart pounding. He didn’t know what to do or how to react. He tenses up, tightening his grip on the edge of the bench. Homo attempts to roll with it, however he moves stiffly and awkwardly]
[Afraid that he’s embarrassing himself, he eventually just pushes Hetero away]
Wh-what was that, dude?!
[Homo takes deep breaths, clutching his chest as his heart nearly beats right out of it]
[Hetero stares back at him with eyes that are just as wide. His breathing is shallow from the adrenaline.] I.. I am so so so sorry, I have no idea what the hell came over me, I'm sorry, I just- I don't know! I don't know any more than you do!! just- when I looked at you... I saw more. I saw little details I wasn't even paying attention to before. and- and just- shit, just kissing you like that was.. was.... it was uncalled for, and again, I'm incredibly sorry for randomly pushing myself onto you like that. no matter how.....
[Hetero pauses.]
...I have to ask, still. was that anything for you?
[He stares. At Hetero, at the trees, at his own hand, and at the ground beneath him.]
I… Don’t know. Maybe a few months ago I would’ve been ecstatic… but… now…
[Homo pauses for a moment and sighs]
Now I just… feel weird… I can’t tell if it’s a good weird or a bad weird. The line between is sort of blurry…
[He leans back, head in hands]
I- didn’t know you- I mean you- I-
[His voice is shaky. Not just his voice, but his whole body is trembling.]
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
[Hetero flinches at the contact, his eyes widening slightly as he feels an unmistakable jolt run through his body. his heart races and his brain plays looping static. he can already feel his face rapidly heating up just at the small touch.
...shit.]
[Hetero can only stand and stare.]
uhhhhh........
[he shakes his head, trying to snap out of whatever weird trance he had fallen into.] r-right, right, we could, um... uhhhhh we coulddddd go to a park! there's one nearby that I go to sometimes. it's pretty private. n-not that that. matters. [cough]
Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!
[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]
cOol! [Hetero winces a bit at the way his voice cracked, but quickly moves on and starts walking towards the park. soon enough, the two arrive. the park is very pleasant and full of gently swaying trees. Hetero leads Homo to a secluded bench underneath the shade of a particularly towering oak tree.]
this is a nice spot. so... what's it like living in the, uh.. woods?
Eh... Really boring honestly. I have to hunt most of the time since it's hard to get to a grocery store. I have no money anyways so even if I could get to a store easily, there wouldn't be much for me to do.
[He shrugs as he takes a seat]
The animals are nice. As long as I'm careful, for the most part they're pretty chill with me.
[Homo smiles warmly as he gazes up at the trees. He pauses for a moment, lost in thought. He then turns to Hetero, speaking somewhat awkwardly]
So... uh... you been doing anything fun recently?
.hm? oh! [Hetero tears his gaze away from Homo's face so he can focus] ah, honestly not really, I don't think...
y'know, it's really nice out here... with you... I mean like, nice to be in a beautiful setting with a beautiful friend. I mean- sorry, that's not what I meant to say! I just meant, like- I don't- not to say that you're NOT beautiful, I'm not saying that, I just.....???? uhh?
[Hetero looks away] I'll stop talking.
Haha- It’s okay. You’re good.
[He’s unsure what to say. Homo doesn’t talk to people much, so he’s slowly forgetting how to properly continue conversations.]
Uhhh- the. Uh… clouds.
[He points to a random cloud in the sky]
It looks like… A … cloud…
[Homo has no clue what he’s doing.]
yeah... [Hetero looks up at the sky. after a moment he points out another cloud] oh hey, that one kinda looks like a heart, I think! that's kinda interesting. actually it looks like... is it just me, or do a lot of them look like that? like a surprising amount. that's such an interesting coincidence, I uh... don't know... why they're...... [he looks back to Homo] like that..
[what's... going on with me today? I'm usually pretty chill around him, but today... he seems... different... or, I'm seeing him differently? he's just so laid back, and nice to me, and his hands look so soft and felt so right on my shoulder, and... his face is... perfect. I never noticed just how blue his eyes are before... and his nose... his.. mouth....? I feel... so weird... I feel like.. I-I... I need to...]
I-I......
[without any warning, surprising even himself, Hetero leans forward and firmly presses his lips to Homo's.]
[Homo’s eyes widen. Did this… really just happen? Right after Homo FINALLY got over him? Homo felt his heart pounding. He didn’t know what to do or how to react. He tenses up, tightening his grip on the edge of the bench. Homo attempts to roll with it, however he moves stiffly and awkwardly]
[Afraid that he’s embarrassing himself, he eventually just pushes Hetero away]
Wh-what was that, dude?!
[Homo takes deep breaths, clutching his chest as his heart nearly beats right out of it]
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
[Hetero flinches at the contact, his eyes widening slightly as he feels an unmistakable jolt run through his body. his heart races and his brain plays looping static. he can already feel his face rapidly heating up just at the small touch.
...shit.]
[Hetero can only stand and stare.]
uhhhhh........
[he shakes his head, trying to snap out of whatever weird trance he had fallen into.] r-right, right, we could, um... uhhhhh we coulddddd go to a park! there's one nearby that I go to sometimes. it's pretty private. n-not that that. matters. [cough]
Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!
[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]
cOol! [Hetero winces a bit at the way his voice cracked, but quickly moves on and starts walking towards the park. soon enough, the two arrive. the park is very pleasant and full of gently swaying trees. Hetero leads Homo to a secluded bench underneath the shade of a particularly towering oak tree.]
this is a nice spot. so... what's it like living in the, uh.. woods?
Eh... Really boring honestly. I have to hunt most of the time since it's hard to get to a grocery store. I have no money anyways so even if I could get to a store easily, there wouldn't be much for me to do.
[He shrugs as he takes a seat]
The animals are nice. As long as I'm careful, for the most part they're pretty chill with me.
[Homo smiles warmly as he gazes up at the trees. He pauses for a moment, lost in thought. He then turns to Hetero, speaking somewhat awkwardly]
So... uh... you been doing anything fun recently?
.hm? oh! [Hetero tears his gaze away from Homo's face so he can focus] ah, honestly not really, I don't think...
y'know, it's really nice out here... with you... I mean like, nice to be in a beautiful setting with a beautiful friend. I mean- sorry, that's not what I meant to say! I just meant, like- I don't- not to say that you're NOT beautiful, I'm not saying that, I just.....???? uhh?
[Hetero looks away] I'll stop talking.
Haha- It’s okay. You’re good.
[He’s unsure what to say. Homo doesn’t talk to people much, so he’s slowly forgetting how to properly continue conversations.]
Uhhh- the. Uh… clouds.
[He points to a random cloud in the sky]
It looks like… A … cloud…
[Homo has no clue what he’s doing.]
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
[Hetero flinches at the contact, his eyes widening slightly as he feels an unmistakable jolt run through his body. his heart races and his brain plays looping static. he can already feel his face rapidly heating up just at the small touch.
...shit.]
[Hetero can only stand and stare.]
uhhhhh........
[he shakes his head, trying to snap out of whatever weird trance he had fallen into.] r-right, right, we could, um... uhhhhh we coulddddd go to a park! there's one nearby that I go to sometimes. it's pretty private. n-not that that. matters. [cough]
Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!
[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]
cOol! [Hetero winces a bit at the way his voice cracked, but quickly moves on and starts walking towards the park. soon enough, the two arrive. the park is very pleasant and full of gently swaying trees. Hetero leads Homo to a secluded bench underneath the shade of a particularly towering oak tree.]
this is a nice spot. so... what's it like living in the, uh.. woods?
Eh... Really boring honestly. I have to hunt most of the time since it's hard to get to a grocery store. I have no money anyways so even if I could get to a store easily, there wouldn't be much for me to do.
[He shrugs as he takes a seat]
The animals are nice. As long as I'm careful, for the most part they're pretty chill with me.
[Homo smiles warmly as he gazes up at the trees. He pauses for a moment, lost in thought. He then turns to Hetero, speaking somewhat awkwardly]
So... uh... you been doing anything fun recently?
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
[Hetero flinches at the contact, his eyes widening slightly as he feels an unmistakable jolt run through his body. his heart races and his brain plays looping static. he can already feel his face rapidly heating up just at the small touch.
...shit.]
[Hetero can only stand and stare.]
uhhhhh........
[he shakes his head, trying to snap out of whatever weird trance he had fallen into.] r-right, right, we could, um... uhhhhh we coulddddd go to a park! there's one nearby that I go to sometimes. it's pretty private. n-not that that. matters. [cough]
Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!
[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
I'm good, I'm good! nothing wrong here! o-or different, at all! ha ! just good ol' normal me!
so um.... you wanna... (jeez, why am I so nervous, this shouldn't even be difficult, mmaking it weird, just-) hang out with me for a while?
[Hetero stands there rather stiffly with a strangly red face.]
Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-
[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]
Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?
*gulp* h-
hi. I mean, hi!!
uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..
-heterosexual-slimecicle
oh hi lmao how r u
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