Gurgle gurgle, toot toot

Just here to have fun.

[seabeck]

My chickens are all hanging out with me because they love me and have no ulterior motives

[homunculusgamingclips]

Meta ray bans for blind people are just another way we’re getting lazier as a people. As soon as a new gadget comes out we drop echolocation completely. #fuming

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Planning on opening a coastal monocle and half pair of shoe store soon. Hoping for an influx in pirate population.

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It's always when I gotta be somewhere when the tape and glue store employees decide to have a public brawl. I'm so over it.

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Oh joyous day why do you have to end. Bring me back to the good old days when I was waking up ~8 this morning.

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I’ve heard books are portals to another world. All the murderers and monsters on the earth probably came from scary ones.

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Greasy little fat baby, your bald spot is getting bigger fat baby. #neuhaasgrotesk

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Live. Laugh. Love? Die. Hate. Cry. Ha, just kidding. I feed my dog 20 carrots a day so he’ll turn orange.

[dongrocket]

they should put l

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My name is Michael Tumblr. I’m here to make friends and see cute things like cats.