[vhen-harel]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[slowpokegamer]

*looking at myself in the mirror*

Fanfiction is supposed to be cringy. You're allowed to write bad. You're allowed to be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be self indulgent. You're allowed to be cringe. Let yourself be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun. Stop putting arbitrary rules on yourself and be free.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[mediasideblog]

[exquisite-peculiarity]

In the last few years, I moved from the southern US to the northern US. People always joke that people in the south can't handle the cold, or that people in the north can't handle the heat, but I would argue that while upbringing affecting preference is a factor, the more important factor is infrastructure. In Texas, we had lighter, draftier houses that breathed. This helps with heat, but in the winter, if it got down around 15⁰ f (like it usually did up to a couple of times a year), the houses couldn't keep up. It was impossible to heat the indoors over 60⁰, even with blasting the heat. Alternatively, buildings up north don't always have air conditioning, so if it gets up over 95⁰ it is really difficult to handle, especially for prolonged stretches. Climate isn't just personal preference. We have architecture from over the past 100 yrs that is adapted to handle the temps it was before global warming. The architecture in Europe is even older. If people say the temp is untenable, believe them.

[medusas-left-tit]

[spaceguylewis]

Horizon: Forbidden West (13/ꝏ) Stand of the Sentinels, Midday

[honda-civit]

The Edge of the World by hondacivic

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Categories: F/F

Fandom: Horizon (Video Games)

Relationships: Aloy/Seyka (Horizon)

Characters:  Aloy (Horizon), Seyka (Horizon), Petra Forgewoman (Horizon), Erend (Horizon), Varl (Horizon), Zo (Horizon), Sylens (Horizon), Beta (Horizon), GAIA (Horizon), Kotallo (Horizon), (Horizon), Hekarro (Horizon), GAIA Gang (Horizon), Morlund (Horizon), Alva (Horizon), Tilda Van Der Meer.

Additional Tags: Slow Burn; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Canon Rewrite; Found Family; Action/Adventure; Mutual Pining; Strangers to Friends to Lovers; Plot heavy; POV Alternating; Aloy POV (Horizon); Seyka POV (Horizon); Longfic; Falling in Love; Aloy is Bad At Feelings (Horizon); Blood and Injury; Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD; Implied/Referenced Psychological Abuse; Emotional Hurt/Comfort; Near Death Experiences; Canonical Character Death; Sibling Bonding; Humor; Developing Romance; First Kiss; First Time; Horizon Forbidden West Spoilers; The plot of Burning Shores doesn’t exist!; The Quen fleet was never split; 

Summary: 

Seyka has committed the ultimate crime.

After stealing a Diviner’s Focus in an effort to save her people, Petty Officer Seyka is cast out of the Quen. Thrown into the wilds with nothing but her sword and the desperation to stay alive, she journeys east to seek shelter in the bustling settlement the locals call Meridian—away from the spears of the Tenakth and the bloodlust of the rebels.

After months of struggle, death, and grief, Seyka has reached the farthest edge of the Sundom, finally seeing the path to Meridian within her reach.

Until she meets a redheaded huntress in the woods of the Daunt… wielding a Focus.

A complete retelling of Horizon Forbidden West, set in an AU where Seyka joins Aloy at the very beginning of her adventure in Chainscrape.

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Here it is, finally! The story I've been working on since January. I'll be updating it weekly. It's mostly written and already well over 100k words, but editing and revisions are still ongoing.

It’s a slow burn where Aloy and Seyka gradually fall for each other over the course of Horizon Forbidden West. It primarily follows the main quest, with a few side quests woven throughout.

I hope you all enjoy it!

[honda-civit]

Chapter twenty-three is now up!

Thank you for reading!

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 5: Full

Aloy has so much ammo for so many different weapons, I wonder how she’d actually move around with all those quivers and sacs of bombs

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[official-michigan-posts]

official michigan post

[medusas-left-tit]

seyloy week in exactly 19 days 🫪🫪🫪 is anyone else feeling it 🫪 anyone else feeling the seyloy week

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[thankeschoen]

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[honda-civit]

I am so completely normal about the World Cup. I definitely didn't end up in the ER because I popped a few stitches. No. I'm totally fine.

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3