though you feel a pig, still you want to pet him

samby/honeybee, 18+ he/they/it this is the one where i'm horny (and maybe gorey. and maybe, even, sad!) nonbinary bi alex icon by @pridebicons! doooooo not send me dms please. especially if ur cis but just in general dont

[honey-bee-dreamer]

do not!!! dm me!!!! especially not if ur cis!!! replying and rb-ing posts is fine but i dont wanna dm ppl!!!!

[ankle-beez]

mario sunshine is coming to nso in august and i cant wait for a whole new generation of people to play it and realize that this game was designed by the actual devil

[chongoblog]

[crackny2k]

awruff ruff bark bark bark BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK AAAASRRRRUWFFF BARK BARK BARRK BARK BARK

[crackny2k]

i should have a muzzle on and a leash that says not friendly but you can pet me i swear im being nice and not showing any imminent bite signals

[crackny2k]

im very tense and suddenly silent because i really want to sniff your hand i promise

[honey-bee-dreamer]

sniffs u very gentle style. awooooowoooo awruff

[dogtreatjar]

“These characters were brother and sister and had sex. Isn’t that disturbing”

Me, already getting wet from the idea of the siblings fucking like animals: “hmm? Uh- uh yeah that’s crazy, I- I mean like that’s like disgusting wow.”

[honey-bee-dreamer]

yo being on hdg ao3 is miserable now because of that anoynmous fuckhead who keeps posting the most slop ass hatefics possible. and of course because they aren't doing it on a real account, nobody can block or mute them

[honey-bee-dreamer]

'guy who got touched by his dad now wants to roleplay being touched by their dad' is normal but 'guy who got touched by his dad wants to roleplay the dad doing the touching' isnt somehow. like i see all those posts like 'god i want daddy/mommy/big sister/brother to touch me' but rarely do i see 'i wanna touch my kid/little sibling'

[honey-bee-dreamer]

im into macro/micro but not really in a sex way or in a vore way. i just wanna see a big naked giant stomp around a city and get to wreck shit with impunity. and maybe fuck a building.

[transfagdaddy]

Intox is always "drug you and rape you when you're unconscious" and not enough "drug you just enough to make you stupid and clumsy and unable to fight back but fully aware of what's happening and whimpering in fear the whole time"

[circawontsurvivee]

I love overstimulation so much. I love watching slutty tboys buck their hips like wild fucking animals. Just watching their body jolt and twitch as they slowly turn into some desperate mess.

Like you couldn’t do it to yourself, even if you tried. And that turns me on. Knowing I have complete control over you. Holding your hips down as I continue to suck and lick at your most sensitive parts, getting off on how loud your sobs get due to the torturous mix of pain and pleasure.

Aw, are you crying? Poor thing. You were just begging for me to ruin you moments ago… you can’t just take it back now. Keep whining, I fucking love it. You’re not done until I decide— I’m gonna make you take it until you’re trembling, until you lose every last trace of thought in that pretty little head of yours.

[honey-bee-dreamer]

see the thing is i wouldn't call myself a brat wanting to be tamed. to me, 'brat' brings to mind smarmy little bastards who smirk and might fight a *little* but go to heel relatively quickly. i'm not that. i can't 'brat' in a way that continues the scene, i just go 'no' and then the dom Doesn't.

what i want is to be physically fought into submission like a feral animal. i want to be hit and grabbed and pinned and i want to bite and howl and thrash.

[honey-bee-dreamer]

i wanna see more hdg fics where the floret stuggles more with the fact that *everyone* is going to be happy and cared for. they take the fact that *they* will be cared for easily, they know on some level that they deserve better and want to be happy, but they really struggle to not take issue with the fact that everyone means *everyone.* including the billionares and bigots that run the oppressive systems that hurt them so badly. sure, to those people, having their minds broken and rewritten probably is a punishment, but i think a lot of people (me for certain, this is sneakily about me) want to see punishment in the way we as humans understand it.

[honey-bee-dreamer]

i can be obliged to like a/b/o but only in hyperspecific (incredibly horny) situations so here's one i guess

alpha aloy who does... go to people with her ruts, but honestly just does it because her need for efficiency and constantly moving at peak won out over her desire to not really fuck people. (and also the fact she doesn't want to think about that she just likes sex. it's just the whole people part.) she's accidentally left a trail of semi-broken hearts bc her aromantic ass does not understand that people might feel some type of way after doing something biology is sort of implying of them.

anyway. i just need aloy in the base about to go out during her rut to either find someone to fuck or camp in the mountains sweaty and horny and kotallo (or anyone, really) is like 'hey aloy i can help' for whatever reason that character wants.

then we get the deeply horny shit i wont outline lmao.

[dogboybruisebaitmoving]

Mom knows me so well <3

[dogboybruisebaitmoving]

It just gets better

[xenasaur]

nobody can hurt u better than ur mommy baby 🥰

[honey-bee-dreamer]

the 'two people having secret public sex and one is straight faced while the other is barely keeping it together' except it's the top who's sweating and whimpering while they thrust forward and the bottom who's rocking back in perfect time while continuing to do whatever they're doing without skipping a beat.

[honey-bee-dreamer]

i did... *not* realize the HDG fanbase had as much tension as it does. i sorta just stayed away from actually interacting with people because like, the one interaction i *did* have was someone getting mad in the replies of a short little writing thing i did saying i should untag it as hdg because it was 'against the axioms' whatever the hell that means but yeah i didn't realize that one person like. drove out the original author??????

[honey-bee-dreamer]

trying to write self indulgent porn always goes wrong with me bc i usually just fall into the pitfall of tooo much wordbuilding. somehow thinking about the worldbuilding is also kinky for me.

there's no porn yet in this macro-micro thing im thinking up because im too busy thinking about the logistics of how this world would work. like yes yes it would be hot for there of be people who are several stories tall and generally get to harass the world with impunity but unless they have godzilla-like durability they'd all be long dead.

what do they eat? i mean obviously aside from picking up whatever t restaurant they want and eating everything and everyone inside, right? their stomachs have to be something crazy, right? they're just human-shaped terror engines that can eat anything and (because this is my world and i'm not into that) produce no solid waste, but god forbid you have a swimming pool because that's a giant's piss spot now.

who makes their clothes? what is the infastructure like for giants? are their companies that make food and clothes and other things for giants? it's less of a company and more of an *offering* though, because it's not like they pay. its more like 'if we make you clothes will you stop walking around naked and fucking buildings and eating people'

where do they sleep????? one of my favorite macro-micro images has a giant house build into a mountain with a giant truck in the driveway and a sign that says 'micros stomped on sight' and i love it because it gives me so many questions. who is building these trucks for giants? are there giant-only roads, or are they just crushing whoever? (the second one is hotter)

[honey-bee-dreamer]

deciding if each of my irls would become florets because i am bored. (obviously, not real names)

marzipan: probably not tbh. i could see him going for it willingly, but i wouldnt be surprised if he remained independent

daredevil: he's a feralist but also smart and reserved enough not to say or act like that. but be careful

law n order: maybe? probably not though.

eukarinote: slightly a hot mess, but honestly she just wants to get pampered

blue fish: YES. willingly.

door man: he would definitely not be the 'lay around getting pet' type of floret but i honestly think he needs someone to keep him from running into doors. just let him run around, he's got mega zoomies

mothra: trans woman. yes.

godzilla: mothra's girlfriend, so yes. might have some concerns, but would go along with it

red light: involuntarily domestication after a wellness check finds out he's a hot goddamn mess

georgia: red light's pinnate. chill enough to go along with it.

unc: the very pinnacle of a model independent. there is no way he'd get florted as anything other than his choice. honestly, even if he did, i think he'd be the exact same just with a collar.

rollerskates: feralist but not smart or reserved enough to hide it.

me: LMAO. LOL. IM PUPPYBOY BABYYYY LETS RIDE

princess: puppyboygirl time!!! yayyy i love her!!!! is my boyfriend!!!

headphones: my pinnate and also puppyboy. so yes.