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like 2 years ago i made some high effort fake leaks for doctor who (solely because all the fake leaks being posted were really boring and I thought I could do better) and I just found a reddit thread where someone pieces it together and specifically names me as the author and all the comments are like "nah you're mistaken, those were real. idiot."

#lmao??#talking tag

so tumblr went down and now the yaoi tag is evil and red?

ok sure. go, my Evil Yaoi

#lmao??#yaoi #AND YURI TOO APPARENTLY??#yuri

i checked todd's wiki page for a short fic i'm writing and saw this😭

#“representing the typical person nowadays”#lmao??#dead poets society #todd anderson #dps #dps fandom #dps todd

just picturing minted yoongi and 3tan yoongi having a conversation LMAOO

....oh, this is everything.

"Same floor?"

Agust shifts his gaze, wondering how the fuck he got stuck in an elevator with a guy that could practically be his twin. Instead of responding to the man with dark hair instead of mint and a black jacket instead of teal, he nods, looking up at the numbers overhead right after.

"You sure..?"

Shocked, Agust blinks. How did this guy know he was lying? Are they really connected in more ways than just a terrifying mirrored look? He was just gonna get off at the ninth floor and back on again to take an elevator to the penthouse by himself.

Still, he doesn't utter a word. Because this is akin to dark magic and he hasn't dipped his fingers in that for a reason.

"Suit yourself."

"Penthouse," Agust blurts, just wanting this whole thing to end. The crawling in his skin is getting unbearable, curiosity mingling next to it like an imp. Because why the fuck does he look so similar?

The person in question gives him an approving nod before pressing the top button. But he stops when it doesn't stay lit. "Uhm. Got your card on you?"

And his pride gets dented. Agust prods his cheek before stepping forward on his half of the space, scanning his card before pressing the top button with a rough knuckle like he could’ve just done in the first place.

"I won't snitch, you know."

Now that's intriguing. Staring directly at his otherworldly twin, Agust asks, "I don't care who knows I'm up there."

A light huff expels from a curve. "I meant about the piece in your jeans." Dark locks fall over his eyes when he cocks his head. "And however much you got in that bag."

How did he...?

Agust never gets to ask. Because the elevator doors slide open at the ninth floor.

And his twin walks out with hands in his pockets, sounding delightfully surprised to see someone that looks so similar to you that Agust damn near stops the doors with his gun.

But it's not you.

Is it?

...No. You're upstairs right where he left you.

What the fuck is happening today.

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250811 update: there is now an accompanying fanart by @zerooclockbaddie!!🥳