honey, i'm home!

🍈a blog for my cringey fandoms and my equally cringey headcanons🍈

[honey-dew33]

✨welcome in!✨ you can call me honey 🐝 (she/they), and i like to pass the time by daydreaming and writing about silly little characters from various games, books, shows, etc!

‼️know before proceeding‼️: there will be nsfw content (yes i am 18 and this is technically an 18+ blog, but i'm not your mother), dark topics such as abuse will be discussed.

🌈masterlist🌈:

🌹seduce me🌹

strikes- aomaris knew they'd never see him as anything but a monster. they'd always find a way to put him in chains. might as well be on his terms for the ones he loves most.

caretaker- little snippets on how each of the boys would tend to mc if they got sick shortly after meeting cause that's how grief be sometimes.

top employee- a look into the reason james actually become the ceo of anderson toys

dressed to impress- a little scene for erik that takes place during the first game

(look up sm!headcanons)

✨my hero academia✨

double trouble- You, America’s #2 hero and #1 sweetheart, have been sent on assignment to Japan for six months as an Aid in Crisis Hero, or ACH for short. Ever since All Might retired, Japan’s crime rate has skyrocketed, and you’re the one who’s supposed to fix it. At least according to the HPSC. That’s how you meet a certain loud-mouthed, red-winged hero who can’t seem to keep his dad jokes to himself. He’s cute sure, but that’s not enough to win you over. So that’s how you end up in a silent flirt war with arguably the most beloved hero in Japan. It’s hard to tell who’s winning, but you’re starting to get used to free dinner and long city patrols, side by side…

chap. 2, chap. 3, ...

(look up double trouble)

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[smol-ghosts]

Asking the real questions

[thembo-y]

𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭…

obligatory princess mononoke drawing teeheehee

this will be available as a print when i become sane again, im afraid these tragic gay men occupy all my thoughts

hhhhaaarrAARHRHHH THE BLOOD DRIPPING ON HIS FACE FREAK4FREAK MY GAWD

including a bonus screen cap redraw:

[nattythebanshee]

So if Sam is half dragon do....do yall think egg pregnancy is possible. 😔😳

[new-tella-us]

The Brutish Third

Third one down, it's the brutish prince.

Of all the sons, he inherited the most brutish traits. He's also the most proud of his brutish origins, even if he hates the man that gave them to him. His taints is asymmetric, trailing like fire up his arms and cutting sharply to his core.

Like his mother, he wears a mask to hide his appearance. It's a cultural thing from the ruined kingdom of Belladium. His mother's kingdom may have been destroyed but he will honor her culture.

His hammer was also a gift from his mother, passed down from generation to generation and now down to him. If he ever has children, they will eventually earn his hammer as well.

No one really knows why he, of all the princes, grew his hair out. He never seemed to value it. Some speculate that it was to spite his father, others believe it was also a Belladium thing like how most other cultures value long hair in both men and women, others still think it's a personal preference. He's never confirmed or denied anything.

What they don't see is the face beneath the mask. The tired eyes of a man that constantly burns himself out. The scars that adorn him, some from attackers, some from his own father. How his mask added to his mystique as, without it, his emotions are on full display. He's running on fumes but he'll never let it show. His mask is his shield.

[bikter]

what do you mean the official NHL Stanley Pup had a fake dog house cottage built and had two dogs named Shane Howlender and Ilya Ruffonov in the broadcast

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day thinks you might be goofy as hell (jk but maybe also srs??)

[buggachat]

🎉🎊 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mari-monsta / @mari-cherri !!!!!! 🎊🎉

AND ALSO HAPPY PRIDE!!!!! TRANSFEM ADRIEN UPON YE

[jjoneechan]

📺📻⚢ YURIOSTATIC VOICE DUB

@crimson-shadowva HOLY MOLY THANK YOU FOR BRINGING MY GIRLS TO LIFE

EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN VINNIE SOUNDS ADORABLE SHE HAS ME GIGGLING AND SQUEALING THE CUTENESS AGRESSION IS REEEALLL

AND ALI'S VOICE IS SO OOUUGH PERFECT AND VELVETTY SMOOTH AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT THANK YOU THANK YOU

PLEASE LISTEN YOU WON'T REGRET IT WE LOVE WOMEEEENNN

[nomifae]

”Vox…you’re better off without me..” - 🦌

"I just wanted to see if maybe...I don't know, you want to dance?" - 🍎

”Looks like Vox is having a good time!” - 🐱

”OH THAT FLATSCREEN STEALING HUSSY!!” - 🦌

So yah I redrew some scenes from Aplogy Tour 🤭

And yes I wanted to do some StaticApple finally!

[donniesnake]

Alastor pls save that man

[graves-yard]

Bloodymary au where everything is normal and Simon is just Grace’s weird roommate bc he lives in California on a teachers salary, and sometimes they pretend to be in a relationship so people stop asking Grace questions about his love life (ft coltland twins).

They get used to doing random couple-y things now

[grayce-ful]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[nomifae]

Who will win? 🤭

Some Vox centered Applemedia ✨💙

(As in Alastor and Lucifer both date Vox but only tolerate each other to be with him lmao)

[valc0]

The Visit II

*Part 1*