[marlodramatic]

what phil should i paint?

:p

love eyes lester

ghost hunter vid phil (BARK BARK BARK)

hard launch happy phiw

useless bisexual parking - trespassers will be towed

Voting ended onMay 31

[marlodramatic]

as someone who grew up with mcr, i grew up thinking that the guy was so cool and couldn't understand why he was saying he wasn't, beyond the fact that bullies exist

he is so uncool <3 he is so fucking weird <3

[pseudophan]

do u think they're actually touring again or it was just some weird website glitch

i don't even think dan and phil are real i think we made them up

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[opalescent-potato]

[gendernewtral]

yeah that’s exactly what happened

[librarycards]

the next bit is even better:

[marlodramatic]

i've been having super elaborate dreams, and last night i dreamt that skz were in a medical technician school/job with me. i was just hanging out with them because of where we sat, and a lot of time and classes passed so i thought we were friends! until i told felix, "oh you love me!" the way friends tease each other and this boy straight up backed up

my ass was confused until my supervisor was like "yeah they don't like you because they think you're a weird fujo" and i was sick to my stomach because in the dream i was just being friendly. i genuinely wasn't shipping them. i don't even think i saw any of them interacting in a gay way.

anyway, later i was like "wait, why are they in this school?" but then our supervisors told us that we needed to diagnose old people with bacteria in their blood

[marlodramatic]

if you call me a gay slur when you message me or say biiiiiittttcccchhhhhh, i'm immediately taking your side in whatever tea you spill

[mbta-unofficial]

Get inside faggots

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[chromolumen]

I’m still here btw 🌩️

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[sunchildsatoru]

me, thinking about the writing i could be doing instead of actually writing: not me but y’all doing great

[marlodramatic]

i am going to FUCKING KILL MYSELF

[marlodramatic]

thinking how free!dan was actually asking for baby!phil's forgiveness

[marlodramatic]

working on Love Eyes Lester and holding back tears because he loves his baby so much 😭😭😭

[marlodramatic]

thank you so much on the danny phanart love! i appreciate every single comment/tag/reblog/heart <3

i am working on the philly phanart now <3 :)

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[radicalgraff]

"ICE = Slave Catchers / ACAB"

Seen in Evanston, Illinois