undo—

maybe we're meant to be alone, and then I met you; i wanted to love you so bad.

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@zephvrr sent a sentence !

“nah, nah––– no. see, you keep dyin’ because you’re not dodging the bullets right. you gotta like, tilt the screen and hit R. try again. you’ve got another life.” 

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V.

        “ well sure, statistically, someone is bound to fall in love with their sibling. like i hear what you’re saying. that doesn’t make it any more right. not only the genetic factor that it’s so… gross. not all incest babies turn out as good as the lanisters. “

“so when does love stop being love, then?  do you not think that’s, like, a really narrow and shitty way to be thinking about it?  are we just meanna’ be like ‘ no, sorry. you can’t be with your soulmate but everyone else can. ’ just because, what?  it’s gross to someone?  i don’t get that. do you not think that’s like, so sad?” 

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     “ dude, i don’t think you have the slightest clue what you’re talking about. lindsay lohan was never in a garfield movie. i would know, i’m seen all the garfield movies—- even a tail of two kitties. ”

“nah, bro. there’s a whole thing about it. she’s like, garfield’s main girl and they go to buckingham palace because the government is tryna’ ban lasagna over there. the dog gets up to some shit. the human dates, i dunno’, a receptionist lady. there’s a dance number with the king’s horse guards. it’s all in the second movie. trust.” 

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“ oh, you sweet beautiful boy. “  she shakes her head. as if things could only be so easy.   “ i’m not going to douse my whole head in coconut oil. it doesn’t fix all your problems like you might think. “

coconut oil. suddenly, the beauty advice casper has heard his roommates swap back and forth has context. “oh, right.” he says, “so what’re you gonna’ do then? shave it off? i reckon you’d look alright with a buzzcut. it’d be, uh, a look, you know? bold. butch, even.” 

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B.

      “alright, whatever. fine. if i shit constantly for three weeks i’m blaming you.” there’s a pause. “no, i’m going to make a podcast just of me shitting, and it’ll be exclusively sent to you.”

rex blinks, momentarily left speechless. finally, “uh, alright. jesus. you’re a weird fuck, you know that? this how you make all your friends?”

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G.

@honeybccs sent a sentence !

       “ my skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeless. “

“it’s, uh  . . .  i dunno’,  lifeless seems like a strong word to use. limp, maybe. dry. nothin’ that a bit of, uh, coconut won’t fix, right? just lather that shit on and it’s all good, yeah?”

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JP.

@honeybccs sent a sentence !

    “i just got aquamarine on dvd. it’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi.”

“aw, man. daph used to love aquamarine. that’s the one where like, the hot mermaid gets hair extensions, right? they’re blue or somethin? it’s got uh, lindsay lohan! you know, just after she did garfield.” 

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V.

@honeybccs​ sent a sentence !

      “ oh. uh… sorry. i think i’m feeling a little awkward. “

“i’m just saying. we don’t get to pick our soulmates, right? like, if we have them  ––  like, our own person or whatever.  ––  the universe isn’t gonna’ let us pick who, yeah? so what if it is someone in your family? why can’t twins be destined to be together? they share the same heart. i think it’s like, romantic.” 

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L.

        “what ? a man is just supposed to freeze? not my fault you left your sweater last time. not my fault i’m too cheap to kick in the heat in the kitchen for another two weeks.”

“you know you’re gonna’ get sued one of these days, right? or like, stabbed. some fucker on your payroll is just gonna’ snap, man. you got a good lawyer? how’s your self-defence?”

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B.

      “would it though? pretty sure i just might die if i try new and exhilarating things.”

“it’s taiwanese food. you’ll be fine. bubble tea was a riot, right? and that shit didn’t give anyone a heart attack. gurus are still raving ‘bout it. i just want to try out a new restaurant to see if it’s any good.”

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@nstclgic sent in a sentence !

“ –––––– yo, is that my sweater ?”

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@nstclgic sent in a sentence !

“fuck me. come on, it wouldn’t kill you to get out of your comfort zone.” 

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unsolvedmemes :

RANDOM ASK MEMES

“I’m really glad we met.”

“Do you think we would be friends if we didn’t meet how we did?”

“Want to stay over tonight?”

“Do you want to.. cut my hair for me?” / “Would you let me.. cut your hair?”

“You have no idea how much you mean to me.”

“I’ll bring the movies and you bring the popcorn. That’s our plan for tonight.”

“You might think we’re too old but building a blanket fort is always fun.”

“See.. you’re dying so much in this game because you need to dodge the bullets. Gosh.”

“You’re a smart ass and that’s why I like you.”

“Do you feel like going out and doing something tonight? I could use a distraction.”

“Baking together is essential for every friendship, I think.”

“If I go on that big ass roller coaster, would you consider coming on with me?” 

“Do you feel like painting my nails? It could be fun.” / “Do you want me to paint your nails? It could be fun.”

“Oh come on, taking photo booth pictures is so much fun!”

“Is that my sweater you’re wearing?”

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littlelovelymemes :

(   *   &.   TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE SENTENCE STARTERS.

* all of these are taken from jenny han’s book series, these are from the first book in the series to all the boys i’ve loved before. 

‘  and for a second, just for a second, i forgot. i forgot that this isn’t real.  ’

‘  but you never said anything! not one frigging word!  ’

‘  by all rights, you were mine.  ’

‘  do you know what it’s like to like someone so much you can’t stand it and know that they’ll never feel the same way?  ’

‘  fighting isn’t a good sign. it means you still care.  ’

‘  girls love it when i do that.  ’

‘  goodbye doesn’t have to be forever.  ’

‘  he looks at you a lot. when you’re not paying attention. he looks at you to see if you’re having a good time.  ’

‘  hey, i’m sorry i didn’t show up on your doorstep with flowers and profess my undying love for you, but guess what, that’s not real life. you need to grow up.  ’

‘  he’s your boyfriend? since when?  ’

‘  how was i supposed to know what’s real and what’s not? it feels like i’m the only one who doesn’t know the difference.  ’

‘  i always thought you were cute.  ’

‘  i could make him mine, but i don’t want him. i want someone else.  ’

‘  i don’t understand you girls. i think i have you figured out and then… and then i don’t know.  ’

‘  i don’t want to be scared anymore.  ’

‘  i hate change more than almost anything.  ’

‘  i hate when people say they have something to tell you and they don’t just say it.  ’

‘  if you were mine, i would never have broken up with you, not in a million years.  ’

‘  it wouldn’t kill you to get out of your comfort zone a little bit.  ’

‘  it’s hard to concentrate when your feelings are hurt.  ’

‘  it’s kind of silly to feel so disappointed about something you only just realized you wanted, isn’t it?  ’

‘  it’s not like in the movies. it’s better because it’s real.  ’

‘  it’s so annoying how handsome you are.  ’

‘  life doesn’t have to be so planned. just roll with it and let it happen.  ’

‘  love is scary: it changes, it can go away. that’s part of the risk.  ’

‘  maybe this was all supposed to happen just like this because… because it was always gonna be you and me.  ’

‘  quit. you’re creeping me out.  ’

‘  that’s not fair. when we started this thing, you liked someone else too.  ’

‘  wanna hear something funny? i think i started liking you.  ’

‘  we can still talk to each other. nothing’s changed.  ’

‘  we’re not even together anymore so can you stop with this shit? we broke up. we’re over.  ’

‘  what do kids our age know about love and life?  ’

‘  whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn’t work, so i think you need to go back to hogwarts.  ’

‘  why is it so hard to say no to you?  ’

‘  you don’t love me.  ’

‘  you might think you like me, but you don’t. if you did, you wouldn’t still like her.  ’

‘  you only like the guys you don’t have a chance with because you’re scared.  ’

‘  you’d rather make up a fantasy version of somebody in your head than be with a real person.  ’

‘  you’re just mad because i didn’t die of happiness because you said you liked me. your ego really is that enormous.  ’

‘  you’ve just gotta hold your head up and act like you don’t give a shit.  ’

‘  you’ve never thought of me that way, not ever, so don’t go trying to reinvent history now that i have somebody.  ’

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nat wolff. cismale. he/him. — did you see { rex berkowitz }, i haven’t seen the { twenty-three } year old in a while! you know, they’re a { pawn shop assistant manager }, and have been living in jersey city for { twenty-three years }. some say they're { recalcitrant & coarse}, but i think they're { sweet & loyal }. regardless, i’m glad { sweet potato } is here. ( it’s ya girl maz with another terror to unleash )

five. five goddamn honeys. i don’t know how i’ve become this person but rex’s board is over here i want death

do you need help dismantling and disposing of a dead body ???

well rex isn’t your guy what the fuck murder is heinous

do you want to sell the ring that’s potentially been snatched from said body ???

... .. . . ... .... .. 

 rex can hear you out but don’t involve him in shit.

it’s not that his morals are dodgy or skewed it’s just that the berkowitz pawn shop runs a very strict customer confidentiality policy like his aunt and uncle ( the gorgeous, morally grey owners ) have told him not to ask questions so he doesn’t 

he knows right from wrong like he knows the good guys from the bad guys 

i suppose rex’s issue is that the bad guys often look like the good guys and he’s not a fan of that like he’s very decidedly not down to mingle with law enforcement or any authority figures at all

he probably voted for harambe in the presidential election. 

that or he wrote down benton connelly’s name in the ballot box.

don’t tell ryan murphy that :/

lets circle back to ‘ he knows right from wrong ’ ––––  the bitch does but he keeps breaking the law anyway.  there’s at least one detective in the city who’s made it their life’s work to try and catch rex in his petty theft but his record to date is clean and i can guarantee someone out there is pissed about it

rex is just a bit mischievous

a bit rebellious when other degenerates call on him to be

so i guess what i’m saying here is rex is a little impressionable 

he’s also ???

like i won’t say the bitch is invisible. 

but he’s got some sort of camouflage going on.

take your eyes off of him and you will lose him like he’ll be gone in the blink of an eye is he a flying saucer we just don’t know

you know what i still have more to say 

you wanted grammar ?? order ??? any insight into his past and dead parents ??? 

rex is one of the founding fathers of the tw death club but you’re not going to hear about any of that ! instead ! 

rex’s personal interests and hobbies: a thoughtful exploration and investigative essay by me

you won’t be surprised to know he’s a d&d master and in the same vein you also won’t be surprised to hear he has his own guild online and they are  flourishing 

what might surprise you is that all his passion projects are ceramic based like this loser is an honest to god pottery maker this is not a joke

i don’t think rex is confident in selling any of his pieces yet but i promise that if you’re a friend of his he’s definitely made you something thoughtful and personalised and offered to let you have a spin on his wheel

.... i just sighed so loud

speaking of.

i don’t know what the exact statistics are like i can’t give you a definite answer but if i had to guess i’d say 1 out of 10 new jersey residents have had non-discreet sexual relations with mr rex berkowitz 

ig he’s charming or something 

my final notes for my thesis today: sneaky bitch. loyal bitch. dorky bitch. friendly bitch. sprint burst bitch. evasive bitch. sweet bitch. 

thanks for coming to my , . . ..  . ., .. .,  .... TED REX talk

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M.

max knows better than to trust silence.  raised in a home filled to the brim with all sorts of noise the quiet has always seemed an oddity to him, has always brought with it a sense of foreboding that clings to his lungs like wet chewing gum.  when they were younger hushed voices meant mischief.  marshall and benton huddled together whilst they tied their shoelaces at the front door was likely never a welcome sight for scott nor for whoever they might have been conspiring against.  once they had all grown a little older and the injustices of their circumstances had had some time to seep in max had come to associate hushed voices with an unfurling suffering.  in his experience, quiet voices were for hospital hallways and for courthouses.

in the stifling silence of casper’s hesitation max cannot help but anticipate the blow that he’s so sure is coming.  the impact, when it comes, prompts a sharp inhale that on release sounds remarkably like disappointment.  “things were different last time.”  a pause, and then, in a rare showing of vulnerability that he doesn’t quite manage to bite back in time,  “weren’t they?”

the truth is there in the way casper hesitates again to answer, gaze on his stone, then on the clouds of sand they disturb as they walk.  there is a fragile space that exists between coming and going, where “love” and “stay” become synonymous, and it’s a question he’s afraid of asking.  what they have now is tender; it’s no longer sore in the way it has been but it’s still vulnerable, still needs vigilance and forethought to see it through.  this is love in the aftermath, love after the collapse.  casper can’t afford to be careless with max, not again, and certainly not here, so he won’t be.

the piece of heaven and beach in his palm is given to max as casper presses a fist into his stomach, his other hand pulling on the lapels of his denim jacket to bring max into a kiss that is meant to say want you, and try dismiss any anxieties that casper’s silence could have brought to light.  “i don’t know.” he says honestly, hushed, bartering his uncertainly with the soft pull of his mouth.  it’s only brief, a chaste reassurance before casper pulls back.  “the channel is like, your livelihood, max. you’ve got everything riding on it. i don’t wanna’ fuck that up for you.” 

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D.

          a grimace immediately wipes away his admiring grin as soon as he hears the name katherine. diego rolls his sepia hues, leaning back against his chair. ❛ katherine, ❜ he waves his hand dismissively before threading his fingers through his curls. ❛ look, as much as you are putting yourself down, you are an amazing, busy woman who has great taste. and, that’s the RISK you have to take constantly being around children, ❜ diego rests his hand on his lap, grateful he doesn’t have to deal with children on a daily basis. he doesn’t think he’s as strong as odette across from him. claude is all he needs in his life. ❛ and you own it ! katherine only wishes she could flawlessly pull off a fashion emergency. ❜

odette leaves a lipstick mark on her cup of tea, a nude shade edging towards peach, and her mouth looks scandalised as it curves up at the edges.  she likes to think that unlike her siblings  ––  james, the youngest of the four, being a particularly guilty party  ––  she was never well-built for the city’s insidious gossip, but odette enjoys every word dripping from diego now.  “she’ll need more than a quick fashion manoeuvre after the fiascos we’ve had this week.  see, we’ve started preparations for the christmas play. of course, katherine volunteered her expertise, and of course, with the new curriculum, parents haven’t been happy. there’s been six complaints already. six, diego.”