dont k-tel me what to do

Lucas // 22 Don't ask, don't tell. Antiquated, but relevant. Only slightly, though.

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[archaeologydigit]

All the red flags

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[wlllow-deactivated20170319]

[90s90s90s]

Visit Original Link

Remember Miss Cleo?

[spaceler]

[honeybunchesofhallandoates]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[thishartominefeelz]

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[ithelpstodream]

[octophantom]

[deejay]

[meanplastic]

OMGGG

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[heauxly]

thank you Sister Fatty-Ma

[garlictoastie-deactivated202501]

the true non problematic fave

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you eat falafel with hummus you are dipping fried chick peas into blended chick peas

[honeybunchesofhallandoates]

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ