foreverJester

ENFP. Love videogames and generally nerdy shit. Be my friend. Now.

[bloodlustritual]

[livingdan-gerously]

Punk’s not dead; it’s got 9 lives.

[teallikethecolor]

I have never reblogged anything faster. I would make this my icon if I weren’t so dedicated to the teal.

[thorgyturner]

season 9☕️☕️☕️

hold onto your padded asses, babies bc im about to spill some serious oolong

- alexis has another misstep and blames rupaul, argues w his hologram for five (5) minutes - farrah is still there bc she’s actually the child of a family friend that ru owes a favor - production hides nina’s construction paper, breast plate, and hip pads from her for one runway, she cries - peppermint reveals to the girls that she is a literal angel sent from heaven above (no one is surprised but they thank her for gracing them w her presence) - michelle visage tells sasha she doesn’t ~understand~ her drag, sasha dumbs it down for michelle visage which lands her in the bottom 2 WITH michelle visage - in an upcoming episode, the show is completely rebranded as “shea’s drag race” - trinity avenges her performance in ep 4 by turning untucked into her own recap talk show called “untucked with the tuck”, it is later nominated for an emmy - a random teen crashes production and tries to fist fight everyone while singing “asi fue”, made zero sense to everyone in the moment, but the person has since been identified as a time-traveling valentina stan

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[lord-brixie]

This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever passed this woman’s lips

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[geeksofdoom]

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

[phuijl]

when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right

[phuijl]

#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop

#can we turn kaiba into a llama

[yami-no-merwt]

PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?

[phuijl]

#does kaiba dress in drag??

i hate you all

[plusonefolloweryes]

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.

[phuijl]

“You threw off my groove!”

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”

[ask-the-infiltrators]

What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?

[phuijl]

#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?

“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

[strangewill97]

What would that make Joey???

[phuijl]

#Rebecca should be the wife 

#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w> 

“Kurikurikuri??”

“No nonONONONONONO-”

“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

[katyanoctis]

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG

[8bitmickey]

Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene

[skarmorysilver]

So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?

[phuijl]

  # The Big 5 turning into animals

“Get them!”

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”

“You’re excused.”

[optix149]

Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.

[phuijl]

“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”

“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”

#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?

i hate all 126,000 of you

[rachelbethhines]

it just keeps getting better and better. 

[nuttyrabbit]

Top quality content on my dash

[sege-h]

@squigglydigg

[mathewryf]

Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?

[phuijl]

“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”

“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”

#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival

“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”

“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”

# And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…

[yugiohabridgedspammer-blog]

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE POST I’M SO GLAD ITS BACK ON MY DASH

[meet-foreverjester]

the signs as history of the entire world

Aries: Here comes the Assyrian empire-- never mind it's the Babylo-- Media-- it's the Persian Empire! (wow, that's big)

Taurus: ...they never got Ethiopia...

Gemini: Coming soon to a dank river valley near you

Cancer: It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.

Leo: here's some huge heads. Must be the Olmecs.

Virgo: You could make a reli-- no, don't

Libra: It's a great idea. He was great. And now he's dead.

Scorpio: Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall.

Sagittarius: Actually, never. And also now. Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?

Capricorn: This whole thing is bullshit that's a scam fuck the church

Aquarius: What's on the menu? Communism!

Pisces: ...Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?

[untuckedqueens]

I audibly gasped.

[untuckedqueens]

Update: Vander did another reveal and my soul left my body

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[justprisonersoflove-deactivated]

How am I both of these people

[missfame]

Grow up and be a drag queen. We make the world better. [x] 

[rainhann]

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.

[raja-gemini]

[panharmonium]

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

[its-like-a-story-of-love-deacti]

I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is

[genuinelywavy]

Jasmine Masters: Capricorn, Aries, Scorpio, Taurus

Trixie: Leo, Gemini, Pisces, Cancer

Rupaul: Sagittarius, Libra, Virgo, Aquarius

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[sexhaver]

this post is driving me insane. what the fuck was this person actually sending that student because they obviously edited in the word “pants” and that picture of pants. why pants. what the fuck

[skinmousedarchive]

I FOUND IT

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

this is my favourite meme and up until this moment i legit didnt even think this wasnt the original. i. i didnt even think this was edited. how could i have been so dumb

[m-l-rio]

In news that surprises literally no one

[assassinationtipsforladies]

A+ stockphoto choice tho

[strepthrussy-uwu-blog]

[coolyo294]

tonight we will eat at samsung