fortune favors the brave, dude

hi I'm molly and i am not an actual witch

[stoldengods]

Educate yourself people. Read classics. It's 2025. At this point everyone should've read the raven cycle

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[hullaballoons]

THE GAL LIKES MY CLIENT MORE AND IT SHOWS FUCK YOU OPPOSING COUNSEL I HATE YOUR DUMB ASS

[verygoodcomments]

[claracedar]

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

[enki2]

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[hullaballoons]

made the smallest guy possible

[hullaballoons]

a friend

[queerautism]

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

[alittlebitnerdy]

We are seeing this right now with Kalshi's sudden push towards people watching reality dating shows like love island, as they are starting to tap out on their first big market block - young straight men into sports/politics. They are moving on towards young straight women now with the dating shows thing but they will start diversifying into other niches soon!

Do not start gambling. A friend of mine used to work for a bank's anti-money-laundering dept and they'd review flagged accounts for suspicious withdrawals, frequent charges, etc, and sometimes it was fraud but other times it was just severe gambling addicts absolutely hemorrhaging money. It is not worth it!!!

[sioltach]

Finding my peace #mypeace

[hullaballoons]

made the smallest guy possible

[pitbolshevik]

one thing i hate that car manufacturers are doing now is that they're trying to be cute with how they design the gearshift and it's stupid. stop that. give me a normal fucking lever.

[pitbolshevik]

what the fuck is any of this do you want me to hurt you

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

that last one is used to say shit like "what about the droid attack on the wookiees?"

[hullaballoons]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

jesus christ

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[hullaballoons]

opposing counsel on one case just sent me a client so we can be opposing counsels on a second case does this mean we are best friends or nemeses

[hood-ex]

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[captoring]

[evilwizard]

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”