🌙

[memewhore]

[toskarin]

this is an insane way to talk about a predominantly singleplayer/co-op game, to be clear

[horror-horo-hollow]

Microtransactions and subscription based games have completely ruined video game analytics and given journalists even more brain rot than before

[the-most-wonderfulest-thing]

yeah

[halobats]

this has reduced me to tears

[witchkitch]

✨🌕Full Moon Lavender & Lemon Cheesecake

🔮½  cup Dates (fortune, love, friendship, protection, health) 🔮1½  cups Almonds and Walnuts (mental clarity, abundance, healing) 🔮3 cups Cashews (prosperity, love, communication) 🔮¾ cup Lemon Juice (happiness, energy, purification) 🔮⅔  cup Maple Syrup (spiritual healing, fortune, longevity) 🔮¾  cup melted Coconut Oil (confidence, strength, glamour) 🔮1 teaspoon Salt (purification, protection, healing) 🔮1-3 teaspoons Lavender (sleep, cleansing, peace, stability, protection) 🔮1 teaspoon Vanilla (serenity, love, mental clarity)

(raw.vegan.vegetarian)🥄🥄

[everythingfox]

Worth a try

(via)

[animatedtext]

[anmcrtist]

- My Chemical Romance in 2019

[prettiest-corpses]

- My Chemical Romance in 2022

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[intelligentchristianlady]

A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let’s also take fuel efficiency into account.

[wayneradiotv]

lately i have found rats in my bed but they seem chill so i just go to sleep. did you know waking up with scratch marks on you means a demon is near

[funnytwittertweets]

[astraphel]

[susiedeltaruned-deactivated2022]

my gender identity ranks higher than urs on the activision blizzard diversity chart. btw

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[imablackpantherchild]

What happen to HIPPA

[funnytwittertweets]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

if we're ever in a voice call & i say some shit like "im bringing you in the kitchen" i hope you picture me picking you up by the head like a pollypocket & just carrying you around

[phospholipid]