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djayatollah1

Okay

iwilleatyourenglish

oh

athena-cat-wizard-official

breaking up with him isn't enough you need to kill him

esthermika

I think he hates movies actually

orcboxer

Fun facts about immigration in the US you might want to share with friends and relatives for no particular reason

The United States actually had open borders until 1924

The Immigration Act of 1924 had an overall negative impact on the economy and foreign relations with Asia, but Hitler praised it.

ICE didn't exist until 2003

Illegal immigration is not actually classified as a crime. If it was, cases would be handled by the judicial branch, and defendants would receive the benefits of due process. But because it isn't, it is handled by the executive branch, and defendants do not get due process. That means no lawyers, no jury, and no real judge.

Immigration "court" processes about 30 people at a time, including children, and the "judges," who are not required to have any experience or education in law, face no consequences for wrongful deportation, they are only evaluated based on how many people they process.

Before 2025 there were an estimated 20,000 wrongful deportations, with many confirmed and several reported on in mainstream media. That number skyrocketed in 2025.

There were more deaths in ICE concentration camps in 2025 than any year prior. If nothing is done about it, that number will increase in 2026.

daysleftofsecondterm

1,091 days left

rederiswrites

I think that media literacy step one for any video is "why is a camera pointed at this?" If there's no obvious reason for a camera to be pointing that way all the time, someone filmed the video on purpose. We aren't a fly on the wall, we're a deliberate audience.

carebewear

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

schistcity

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

schistcity

EXACTLY.

schistcity

a small collection

twotheleft

spiralatria

puts on the evil cursed amulet but my behavior doesn't change at all and i just keep doing exactly what i was doing except i'm much more confident at it now

theconcealedweapon

catboybreeder

when your friend starts some drama and says “a little bird told me…” and you know full well you’re the little bird

loveridden1999

wileycap

"It's not necromancy. Yes- no, I'm not being a fucking pedant, I went to school for this. It's a twenty-year degree. I studied for twenty fucking years, so- nevermind, the point is it's not necromancy.

"The difference is that these corporate motherfuckers are just making a corpse move. I reanimate a corpse, I bring back a spirit, I stuff the spirit into the corpse, and then the spirit takes orders from me. They just load the spell up with an endless amount of ifs. It looks the same, but it-

"You're not getting it. Just the other day, there was a Dark Lord down near the Swamp of Tears, he ordered a bunch of skeletons from these guys- yeah, you heard about it? Guy lost 50 henchmen because the fuckin' skeletons were hallucinating. The spellcrafter forgot to draw a partition rune.

"It's cheaper up front, but they get you on all the add ons. You gotta buy their special magic powder or the connection gets wonky. You know they have a 24% service fee now? And if you're in a low-service region they just contract the job out to a local tower wizard anyways.

"My spirits are just happy to get pulled out of the crushing darkness behind the veil, you know? Happy to have senses again, sniff some air, see the sights. None of this extra bullshit: you tell 'em what you want 'em to do, they do it. Look. Tell you what, you get my skeleton package and I'll toss in a pair of zombies. Guaranteed to slow down any adventurer. Yeah, let me just take down your address..."

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

garfieldminusgarfield

G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

prozdvoices

I voice MOUSSE in RANMA 1/2, i absolutely adore Rumiko Takahashi’s work and it is an honor to be part of such an iconic series, he was so so SO much fun to play