✿Delta✿

I actually lied I do like apples <3 https://deltathecoolest.straw.page/

[junibgoode]

"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.

[honeycrisptea]

Yall do not understand how hard I'd let someone fuck me if they bought me a whole box of Tony's Chocolonely. Like no lube, no oil, 20 hour session per bar.

[honeycrisptea]

Indeed application x college acceptance letter age gap toxic yaoi

[honeycrisptea]

I hate homophobes so much I'm gonna imagine giving every one of them a wet hot kiss

[honeycrisptea]

Gulping down my drink (Sparkling lemonade) before I have to return to the mines (My job as a cashier)

[honeycrisptea]

Alright reagent, quit your job without crying and we will let you out!!

[honeycrisptea]

I'm still watching sherlock and co but I need one of yall to spoil if they kiss a bit at some point or I fear I may perish.

[honeycrisptea]

FUCK IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Second sherlock homes media to wrong me in this way💔

[honeycrisptea]

I'm still watching sherlock and co but I need one of yall to spoil if they kiss a bit at some point or I fear I may perish.

[honeycrisptea]

I think trivia as foreplay is hot

[honeycrisptea]

What if you let me stitch up your chest wound as an ice breaker?

[honeycrisptea]

Wading throught the sea of johnlock to find the stamps I liked

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[honeycrisptea]

I hate telling ppl to play outlast trials and then the next update is puppy play work camp simulator

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[honeycrisptea]

Never before have I felt so seen by a post

[honeycrisptea]

Do you think the outlast vibrator trophy works?

[honeycrisptea]

I did hard things and now I'm hard

[honeycrisptea]

I CAN BE EMPLOYED BECAUSE I KNOW AT HOME EASTERMAN PRAISE IS WAITING FOR ME