⤷ ⋄ * 𝑩𝑨𝑫 𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙰 .

𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝  𝐛𝐲  𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒚  𝐟𝐨𝐫  𝖛𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖞𝖙𝖒 

[honeyctm]

nikclvs:

“ no , i’m just trying to find out what’s got you so hostile with me . and now you’re threatening to hit me … yikes , someone must’ve pissed you off today . can’t believe i’m the one that’s getting the brunt of it though . good for you , take it up with him then . you’re just his type — young . right , because you would know what it takes to maintain friendships , yeah ? “

“ it’s not hostility ! it’s totally well - intended , but ruthless , teasing . are you trying to say you can’t TAKE it ? well you said you were gonna give me a reason to ! don’t blame a girl for being preemptive ! i will , once you give him my number . maybe when you play match maker for him , he’ll put you in his N E X T movie . i’ve had the same group of friends since i was in first grade . ”

[honeyctm]

aidenhqs:

aiden couldn’t help but roll his eyes teasingly. ‘’only you can make watch stupid shit honey.’’ he confessed as he stretched his arms while on the couch next to her. ‘’who hasn’t seen zoolander? that movie’s the greatest to quote.’’ 

“ don’t tell me that . i’ll start wondering what ELSE i could sweet talk you into . i don’t need that power . hell n o . ” honey giggles , nudging him again with her foot as she does so . “ so if i said , let’s go to starbucks , what kind of drink would i get , huh ? ” INDEED , she was quizzing him on his zoolander knowledge , all the while using the remote to locate the film to stream .

[honeyctm]

nikclvs:

although he doesn’t go out to a bar every night , doing so every so often is a wonderful stress reliever . the pulsing vibration coming from the speakers , the flashy lights creating a show that all attendees will drown in … to consider this atmosphere his heaven on earth would be an understatement . downing a shot of tequila with a satisfied sigh , he hardly notices anyone sidling up next to him until nik hears the familiar voice that could belong to none other than honey caprio . “ well , looks like it’s my unlucky day , “ he remarks with a scoff , signaling for another drink from the bartender before turning to face the singer , “ how do i know you’re not the one stalking me ? i mean , you’re the one that came up to the bar . i’ve been here . “

“ i’m not gonna be here L O N G , so you can take that twist out of your panties , ” honey snips , the slur to her velvety tone effortlessly erasing any semblance of spunk that she had intended to linger behind her WORDS . in truth , she doesn’t know how to act around nik . not at all . they’ve been stuck in this bizarre sense of limbo for a long time now . she drums her manicured nails on the bar top , nose w r i n k l i n g as she hears one of her tracks beginning to play . she hates that . can her drink just be ready ? “ cuz i’m here with them , ” the brunette informs , waving a finger in the direction of the roped off section where her friends were blissfully PARTYING away . “ i’m also , like , way drunker than you . i’ve obviously been here longer . ”

[honeyctm]

it’s a chaotic time in the world rn , and i completely understand if getting on the dash is a lot for u at the moment . we will be very lenient on activity the next couple of weeks and if u need anything , please let an admin know 💕

[honeyctm]

⤷ ⋄ * 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 .

Sophia: I think so, Hi twin!

Sophia: Exactly, I can't exactly put my finger on it

Sophia: But he can get it.

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: i knew i loved u from the start 😘😘😘

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: he's the greasy asshole troupe

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: it totally ruins my panties 🤭

[honeyctm]

     ⤷  ⋄ *  𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝐟𝐨𝐫   ▸  @nataliesfm​

“ you’re the PRETTIEST , you know that ? like so fucking pretty , ” honey muses with a dreamy sigh , staring at her friend . absentmindedly , she reaches out , twirling a lock of natalie’s hair around her finger . “ i don’t even want to go out anymore . ” a bit of a waste , considering she’s been primping for h o u r s , but it’s so tempting to stay at home and drink and gossip with her best friend . “ should we just stay here ? or do you REALLY wanna go out ? you might have to drag me , though . ”

[honeyctm]

      ⤷  ⋄ *  𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝐟𝐨𝐫   ▸  @lockhartz​

the brunette is feeling ready to switch things up , staring at her reflection with plump lips curled into a P O U T . “ should i start doing my make up different ? ” honey inquires , turning her head to behold lennox . “ like is my look boring . i swear i’ve been doing my make up the same way since i was SIXTEEN . ” she heaves a loud sigh , silent for a moment as she contemplates . “ i’m not nearly drunk enough to be making life choices like these . ”

[honeyctm]

       ⤷  ⋄ *  𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝐟𝐨𝐫   ▸  @aidenhqs​

“ i’m trying to think of more STUPID shit i can make you watch . . . ” honey confesses with a giggle , pleasantly wrapped in a fuzzy white blanket , giving the male’s side a playful nudge with her foot . “ what are you thinking ? zoolander ? p l e a s e tell me you’ve seen zoolander or i might just have to kick you right out of my house , sir . ”

[honeyctm]

        ⤷  ⋄ *  𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝐟𝐨𝐫   ▸  @brvdys​

if her agent knew that she had invited brady over to her house this evening , she’d have her ass beat in the STEETS , no doubt . ever since the scandal that resulted in the end of an engagement , the songstress has been relatively good about keeping her d i s t a n c e from brady . everything about them was forbidden . . . and that only made it all the more appealing to the brunette . that and , well , he’s different than the others she’s come across . he’s GENUINE , and she finds that refreshing . she waits for him to arrive with baited breath , answering the door a bit too e a g e r l y as the doorbell rings . “ i’d definitely give you a hug , but i was told . . . and i quote , don’t go within ten feet of that boy . oops . ”

[honeyctm]

         ⤷  ⋄ *  𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝐟𝐨𝐫   ▸  @nikclvs​ .

she’s had a a F E W too many drinks tonight , out with a group of close friends , held up in the v . i . p section . bottle service is both a blessing and a curse , but honey’s craving something a little sweeter , platform heels guiding toned legs to the bar of the club . she needs to do a double - take to her left as she approaches , a figure she’d notice anywhere looming there . nik . well this certainly was awkward , wasn’t it ? “ lemme guess , ” the petite female greets , voice boisterous and slightly SLURRED to convey her intoxication , “ you’re stalking me , huh ? why are the pretty ones always fucked up ? ”

[arianagrandebuteraa]

[honeyctm]

mariahfied:

        if it makes you feel any better, which it probably won’t, i’ve only had one relationship i would consider to be real. things didn’t work out, but i guess we’re still friends? it’s kinda complicated. you better not go searching for them or i will delete my entire tik tok account! i would love another you cause…well, it’s you.

really ? that does make me feel better . no offense . i always felt so BEHIND and these hollywood boys can’t be trusted . i broke up an engagement , so that’s cool ? . . . fuck , it’s totally N O T cool , i’m just an awkward bitch . too late ! searching for them as we speak ! are you trying to make me blush over here ? because consider it a roaring success if so ! 

[honeyctm]

nikclvs:

“ now you’re just being flat out harsh . what’s got you so aggressive , honey ? i haven’t done anything wrong … yet . what , you think i’m not able to ? please . or maybe it’s because he has money and influence in the acting business , uses that to his favor . but hey , whatever you wanna believe . who knows ! maybe he doesn’t talk to people that are so cruel to his buddies . “

“ you can dish it but you can’t take it , huh ? i see how it is . yet ? what do you mean by YET ? do i need to stomp my foot five ass up to you and give you a preemptive slap in the face ? or maybe , just maybe , he’s fine as fuck . i’d be thrilled to add him to my to - do list . oh p l e a s e , you’re not his buddy if you won’t even go to his party ! ”

[honeyctm]

⤷ ⋄ * 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 .

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐡: i believe you!

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐡: i am here right now. just hanging out at home.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐡: she called me a sister 🥺

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: don't let my pooh bear onesie fool ya ! there is a full set of lingerie under here .... sometimes 👀

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: let's do something ! there's no reason two pretty girls like us need to be cooped up at home !!!!

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: can we switch sister to wife ? 💎💕

[honeyctm]

zandcrsg​:

⤷ .. * 1 NEW SNAP

𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒔 :  so …  i’ve  been  scrubbin  for  ten  minutes  straight … 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒔 :  seriously  don’t  think  this  glitter  will  ever  come  off  𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒔 :  pls  help !!!

𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 :  holy shit pls stop ur gonna scrub ur face off  𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 : it won’t . ever . better get used to it , sir 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 :  i’m sorry to be the one to fuck up ur life like this 😭😭😭

[honeyctm]

lockhartz​:

𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒙  :  first  of  all  ,  can  we  agree  that  this  pokemon  filter  is  the  cutest  thing  ever  ?  i  still  wish  i  could  have  a  real  life  dratini  as  a  pet  . 𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒙  :  secondly  …  i’ve  been  dying  from  the  heat  &  i  might  melt  into  a  puddle  soon  .  𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒙  : unless  ,  we  try  those  crazy  ice  cream  flavours  this  new  dessert  shop  sells  ?  i  heard  you  could  get  a  firebar  flavoured  one  .

𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚  :  i stand with these butterflies but u right , she’ cute , u cute too 😘😘 eevee is my number one ride or die tho  𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚  : girl i’ve been perched in front of my bedroom fan for a good hour and a half 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 : can we skip the ice cream part and just chug fireball ?? ... no ??

[honeyctm]

⤷ ⋄ * 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 .

sophia: not gonna lie, i do actually

sophia: it happens more than i'd like to admit

sophia: I mean.....not gonna lie, same

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: are we the same person ??? 🧐🧐🧐

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: its not even that he's hot.... he's just

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲: rick ??