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He/Him, Requests are closed. ;)

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Hello!

I'm “Edd”, you may know me from Nightmare’s blog as “Pegnon” and I decided to make my own blog :)!!

Who I'll write for (Will be edited):

Edd (Eddsworld)

Tom (Eddsworld)

Matt (Eddsworld)

Tord (Eddsworld)

Eduardo (Eddsworld)

Ell (Ellsworld)

Tamara (Ellsworld)

Matilda (Ellsworld)

Tori (Ellsworld)

What I'll write:

Literally anything that's smut <3

What I won't write:

N*crophilia

P*dophilia

Other gross shit tbh

Masterlist <3

That’s really all for now <3 see you lovelies!!

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sir,, pls,,, the main 4 with an s/o with some chub,, like plus sized. bonus points if one of em has a kink for chubby folks 🥺 - chub anon

Chubby!S/O <3

Pronouns: Gender Neutral(They/Them)

Characters: Edd, Matt, Tom, & Tord

Genre: Headcanons :)

Edd:

- oh look, the chubby one of the house!

- he loves the fact you're chubby like him

- esp when he fucks you on a hard ass surface...

- when you two are alone he'll fuck you any and EVERY hard surface he can find.

- counters, tables, etc.

- anywhere he can find

- just so he can see the way both of your skins jiggle, the way both of your bodies make such a beautiful noises.

- god, all he wants to do is keep you just a bit chunky. To make sure he can always fuck you like that <3.

Matt:

- this man is a stick

- just a whole fucking stick

- so when you dom he LOVES IT

- just feeling how much weight you press onto him and how your body just fits with his is so EXCITING.

- and lord feeling how soft you are if you're under him is amazing too.

- just how chunky you are and how amazing it feels feeling you in between his hands.

- he just loves you so much.

- and be careful if you’re insecure about your weight (which pfff you shouldn’t be).

- because this man will take you and fuck you so gently and make sure the only thing you can think about is cumming.

Tom:

- like matt he’s just kind of a…. stick.

- and lord does your chunky body do numbers to his mind.

- when he’s inbetween your thighs, he can’t help but LOVE IT when you squeeze then on him.

- its just,,,, so soft.

- and this only gets better when he fucks you.

- feeling your soft pillowy thighs squeeze around his hips just fucks his mind up in all of the right ways.

- and when your domming- oh lord

- he’ll straddle you like nothing has ever been straddled before. Needlessly grinding on your thigh for his release.

- and if you tease him about it…? Only makes it worse my friend.

- to say he’s a thigh guy is an understatement.

Tord:

- HOLY SHIT- the chubby chaser everyone.

- he LOVES fat people, and will do anything to keep you this size.

- mostly because when he fucks you rough and fast, the way your ass cheeks clap, and the way you skin just MELTS into his.

- fuck it’s like HEAVEN.

- especially if you dom him as well?

- he’ll be SCREAMING over how good you feel and how pillowy your body is

- even if you didn’t ask him to.

- he loves you and your chubby self so much!! Total hentai babe in his books.

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Hey! Im closin down rqs for now so I can actually write shit lol!

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hate to say it but edd//swo//rld feederism is so… awooga?

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starrylolo]

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

[half-a-hetero]

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

[bees-with-tophats]

HAHAH

[frenchish-water]

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

[fishfrommars]

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

[lloyd-garma-gun]

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

[kloudysloss]

I FOUND IT AGAIN

[the-keeper-of-the-lemon-deactiv]

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

[mrdyketator]

Precisely *how* old is this post??

[mrdyketator]

Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014

[max15380]

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

[bird-in-a-fish-cage]

Hmmmm

I could try….

AYO

[lunasilverpelt]

OH NO

[shrimps-fried-rice]

The best image…

[toucheholland23]

This should be in every history book

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I WAS GONE FOR LIKE 5 MINTUES AND I HAVE SO MANY RQS 😭

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Okay so like- I have a HUGE biting kink- but I think you know that- so like can I get a switch Tord biting down on the reader's weak spots to regain dominance?

Btw, it's okay if you don't wanna do this! Don't feel obligated to finish this request if you don't want to 💘

Reading the Rules <3

Ngl I loved writing this, enjoy hun <33.

Pronouns: AFAB!Reader(They/Them)

Character: Tord :)

Genre: Imagine >:)

“Y/n… please.” Your needy boyfriend Tord whined at you while you sat, patiently reading your book. “Please what?” you teased, turning to the next page as you held your bookmark devilishly. Another needy whine escaped the Norwegian as you smirked, continuing on with the book. You heard the man behind you sigh as he grabbed onto your hips. He thrusted into you harshly as you snapped your head back to him. “Tordie~” you cooed as you held his face and marked the page. You pressed a small loving kiss on his nose as he panted at you.

You picked up the book and playfully smacked him with it as you smirked. “You'll have to wait~. It's just gotten good.” he let out a huff as you turned your head back around and read your book. But something changed within him. His hands traveled up to your waist, then slowly and painfully dragged back to your hips as he mumbled, “fine. Have it your way.” he suddenly pulled you into him as he breathed along your neck, his hand cupping one of your breasts as he started to play with your erect nipple. You attempted to focus on your book as he toyed with your sensitive bud.

But that wouldn't work out well considering he'd now found a sweet spot of yours, and started to mark it. You let out a small moan as you tried to push him back a bit. “T-Tord… dear~” your weak attempt to coo at him hadn't worked, seeing as he littered all your weak points with marks of passion. You’d turned into a weak moaning mess as Tord held onto you. “There she is~” he cooed as you set down your book, panting needily as he continued, “my baby” he placed a kiss on your jaw as he started to thrust into you. “This'll teach you…” he mumbled as he aimed for your sweet spot. This was going to be a long session.

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Edd, Matt, Tom and Tord nsfw headcanons Great blog!!😄

General NSFW Headcanons <3

!!MAJOR SMUT AHEAD!!

Pronouns: Gender Neutral(They/Them)

Characters: Edd, Matt, Tom, & Tord

Genre: Headcanons

Awh thanks anon <3 ur too sweet :)

Edd:

- when he’s domming he has a major praise kink

- like... major.

- if you asked him to degrade you the only slight degradation you’d get is being called a whore and a slut.

- he also has a size kink- whoops.

- he's tall, and chubby so usually he ends up with short s/o’s and GOD it just turns him on.

- whether you're domming him or he's domming you he loves just seeing how small you look in comparison to him.

- and surprising to most people… Edd loves toys.

- like a lot

- he loves the thought of being tied down and overstimulated by a toy because he was naughty

- yeah, and uh small warning

- never look in his sketchbook.

Matt:

- very much a bitch boy

- has a bit of trauma from praise so…

- degradation gets him off a bit more then you think it does.

- he loves being told that he's a whore that only wants daddies/mommies' cock. It just makes him feel wonderful

- he's also “surprisingly” submissive.

- it's kinda hard to get him to dom, unless it comes to mirror sex.

- he will endlessly praise you and talk about how you're the best thing to ever happen to him when you two fuck in front of a mirror

- not only does he like seeing his reflection, but the way you watch as your face contorts into that of pleasure is also.... so arousing to him.

- but normally, he's very vanilla so. Mostly soft sec with him.

- overall very caring <3

Tom:

- his favorite thing ever is if you sit in his face.

- he would literally let himself suffocate between your thighs if it meant getting a taste of you.

- either gagging at your length or sucking on your clit like there's not tomorrow, he's going to suck as much pleasure out of you as possible.

- he just can't help but moan into you while he gets you off with his mouth <3

- but he doesn't just enjoy suckin you off my dear

- to you surprise... he loves being pounded in.

- yeah if you're whispering sweet nothings and fantasies to him while you fuck him into oblivion expect him to cum VERY quickly.

- he just loves the feeling of you taking control, and him being able to slip into subspace.

- he also likes the pleasure he receives from the experience too.

- and one more thing

- edging. Whether it's you or him, he'll love the build-up and finally... the release.

- it's just EVERYTHING to him.

Tord:

- the kinkiest bitch of them all

- motherfucker has a hentai addiction has gonna grab a couple kinks from there

- like his bondage kink.

- he loves seeing you tied up, squirming everytime he touches you because you can't see just turns him on so much.

- and not only that

- but he just soaks up the sight of whenever he overstims you

- he wants you to feel as amazing as you make him feel.

- and overstimming you is just how he proves it.

- oh- and if you let him mark you with various love bites

- except not to walk

- sorry hun, just the way things are.

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Main four Edd, Matt, Tom, and Tord with a short s/o nsfw headcanons

Small Size <3

!!MAJOR SMUT WARNING!!

Pronouns: Gender Neutral(They/Them)

Characters: Edd, Matt, Tom, & Tord!

Genre: Headcanons

First attempt at gender neutral let's go

Edd:

- oh this mf has THE biggest size kink

- not only because he's tall, but he's also chubby-

- so that means he usually makes his s/o look like dwarf (at least physically)

- and in the bedroom ;)

- usually he likes to pin you down and fuck you, swallowing you up in the sheer size of him

- he finds it so hot how he can easily cage you in his softness

- and when you manage to dom him, he gets so turned on by the fact he could trap you. He could hold you down but... he doesn't. Instead he lets you take the reigns.

- and holy FUCK is it attractive...

- either way, your size makes him think a little to heavily on what he could get you to do.

- stay away from his sketchbooks and maybe you won't know that info.

Matt:

- that man is 6’6 (in my hcs) he is going to make you look PETITE BRO </3

- yeah unless you're like... 5’10, you're gonna look tiny asf next to him.

- so you're probably gonna get your hole so filled when you're with him

- I mean, he may be skinny but his sheer vertical advantage still means he can do so much to you

- my mans favorite thing to do is to mirror fuck you.

- not only to see his own face, but show you how tiny you really are compared to him <3

- he'll also love it if you fuck him, making him look pathetic as shit for being able to get doomed by someone so tiny.

- dom him and he'll cum on spot /hj

Tom:

- ok it depends on his form.

- human form, not gonna get much unless your super fucking tiny.

- monster form however

- monster form is something else.

- when he's half shifted he's 11ft tall (335.28 cm/3.35 meters)

- which means he's gonna fucking destroy you with his height.

- LIKE HOLY SHIT THSI MAN WILL HOLD AND FUCK YOU UP AGAINST A WALL NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD THAT YOUR HEAD IS LITERALLY RESTING ON HIS FUCKING CHEST-

- this man loves to make you feel tiny, filling up your whole and putting his claw on your stomach muttering

- “you’re so tiny, darling... maybe I should just use you as my cocksleeve~”

Tord:

- ok when it comes to height he's kinda disappointing unless you're like-

- 4’9? Bc my man is average height

- BUT HIS COCK BRO- it's kinda big.

- which means usually you can see a bit of his cock poking out of your stomach.

- and he'll tease you endlessly for it.

- “awhh so tiny~ look at my cock absolutely destroying your insides~”

- and you'll bet he'll go 10x faster when he notices

- he wants you to be reminded that he's the one in charge here, no matter what you try.

- and don't think about squirming from his cock, it'll just make him wanna overstim you.

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Main four Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord making their s/o squirt headcanons

Main Four making you squirt ;)

!!MAJOR SMUT WARNING AHEAD!!

Pronouns: AFAB!Reader(They/Them)

Characters: Edd, Matt, Tom, and Tord <3.

Genre: Headcanons!

Edd:

- when you squirt while he fingers/eats you out

- whoa prepare for him to get extra horny

- my mans CRAVES that kind of shit, so prepare for him to attempt to make you do it again

- so prepare for a long night...

- but when you squirt around his cock

-oh the smug bastard is teasing you endlessly

- “awhhh... you squirted around my cock~ how pathetic <3”

- but usually he'll but when you squirt

- it just turns him on so much when you squirt around him, and his lower stomach is COVERED in your juices.

- of course, he'll still try to get you to do it again... but prepare to get overstimmed darling <3

Matt:

- when you squirt when he's fingering you, expect him to finger-fuck you through your orgasm

- he gets so excited when you squirt for him

- and he'll praise you endlessly for it.

- “baby you're doing so well~ I can't believe you squirted.... just for me <3”

- oooh and when you squirt around him when you two are fucking

- my man still fucks you through your orgasm but he still uh... fucks you.

- it could be the 4th round you two have had but he doesn’t care. He just wants to see your face when your cumming.

- he thinks you’re so adorable under him

- especially when you’re squirting <33

Tom:

- OOOH HES A MONSTER WHEN IT COMES TO SQUIRTING

- when he tastes you after you squirt, he goes insane, trying to see how may times you can do it again.

- he lives for eating you out when you squirt.

- he’ll make sure to suck on your clit just enough to get you to squirt over and over for him again.

- and when you cum on his cock he'll talk about it ALLLL the time.

- “awhhh look at you~ squirting all over my cock! That's honestly fucking pathetic of you... whore~.”

- he's another type that fuck you through your orgasm

- he never lets up for a fucking second when it comes to you squirting

- anything for a bit of extra pleasure <3

Tord:

- OH THE MOST-

- I have no way to describe how he is- he’s a literally a dick

- everytime you two have sex he makes it his personal goal to get you to squirt

- when he’s fingering you, he'll just up right against your sweet spot, his hand able to go so fast that it kinda makes him cramp up at times

- when he eats you out, he has a long enough tongue to reach your sweet spot, he'll suck on your clit as well, making sure you feel the most pleasure you can

- and when you two are fucking

- he's a whole different breed

- he's doing everything in his power to overstimulate you into squirting, seeing you writh under him is so fucking hot <3

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Hiiii:3 can tord and Edd with a fem reader they were just walking around and they both tripped and she lands on his Face and she wearing a skirt and thank you:>

Underneath~

Pronouns: AFAB!Reader(She/Her)

Characters: Tord & Edd

Genre: Headcanons!

Edd:

- you two had gone to a lovely date to a local café he’d heard about

- of course, he’d made sure that the place had cola for himself and something that you'd enjoy as well

- on your way home he noticed the curvature of your ass and he uh.

- let's just say when he gets home he'll have to deal with his own “problem”

- usually, you're fine on coffee but with all the sugar it made you energetic

- which made him wonder if you had enough energy for sex

- and these types of thoughts only worsens when you trip and land on his face

- he momentarily hums into your heat before carrying your clutzy ass home

- let's just say he uh... he wants (needs) your help.

Tord:

- yeah, this horny mf was starting at your ass and the way the skirt curved around your figure the whole time.

- so what?! You're hot!

- can’t he just appreciate his s/o?

- and so, this lead to him teasing you... your entire fucking date.

- you’d honestly soaked through your panties as you walked home, face red and mind racing with thoughts until

- you tripped and landed on his face.

- yeah let's just pray that you'll be able to walk after he fucks you in an alleyway

- because he's taking of your problem babes <3

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Hiyaaa could i get an afab gender neutral reader x Tamara where they find out she is in heat bc of her monster form? 👀

Sopping Spring Heat <3

This one was so fun to write :D!! I loved this rq thanks for sending it in <3

Pronouns: AFAB!Reader(They/Them)

Character: Tamara (Fem!Tom)

Genre: Imagine <3

It was a quiet spring evening, you'd been enjoying a nice hot cup of green tea while watching some show that was on the tv. You flicked through photo after photo of your girlfriend, Tamara. As you sat on the couch smiling, you heard a small noise out by the kitchen. A small whine-like noise escaped the creature as it searched for food.

You immediately jumped, it was tall, and it looked needy. You held your phone as you followed the creature to where it came from… which was… Tamara’s room?! You watched as the creature shifted back into your girlfriend, she sighed while looking at a granola bar she had picked up and muttered, “heat. Why must you fuck me over like this?” You chuckled as she looked back at you, still half shifted. “Y-Y/N!” She called out, breathing heavily as you let yourself in.

Tamara glanced around the room, it definitely smelt like her heat. You smiled at her, putting your arms behind your back as you said, “sooo this is why you haven’t come out of your room.” You took a step closer as she initially smiled at you. “Well then, if ya waaannt…” you finally got to her bed and straddled her lap. “I can help you with your little… ‘problem’~”

You watched as her face contorted, you knew there was a part of her that wanted to tear into right then and there but… you just had to guide her. You leaned in close to kiss her, and it seemed as if she snapped when you did that, she pinned you to her bed and started to grind against you. And you fucking loved it. As she slithered her tounge into your mouth you felt as she lowered her hands to your hips, pinning you down as she pulled back and mumbled, “you don’t know how fucking long I’ve been craving this.”

You whined as she started to mark up your neck, your core quivering as her hands traveled into your pants. She started rubbing at your clit as she lowered herself down to your collarbones. Once she’d felt how wet you were, she smirked. “And you’d say I’m the needy one~” she teased as she went in between your thighs. She pulled down your pants and stared at your core, smiling. She then started marking your thighs, you gripped onto her hair as she got closer and closer to your core. Finally, her lips kissed at your core, she looked up at you, and how your face contorted into that of awaited pleasure.

Tamara finally went down on you, lapping you up at such speed that you thought that her tongue was actually just vibrater. She moaned and sucked on your clit, making it so that all you could see were stars. Your thighs shaking as you wrapped them around her head, you moaned her name like a prayer as she hust kept going at you. “Ta-Tamara~!” You’d cry, looking down at the way she’d tongue fuck you. She looks back up and grins before something within you just… awakened.

Suddenly you pull Tamara away and pin her to the floor, her unfinished business is leaving you dripping but you knew what you had to do. You got up to grab Tamara’s strap before returning to your place in bed, teasing her soppy entrance with your rubber cock. Before she could even attempt to tease you, you shove your length into her cunt and start thrusting your hips at incredible speeds. The way you fuck right into her sweet spot leaves her screaming, and soon enough you hear her whine, “Ma-Master~! I’m so close~” you start going faster as Tamara’s claws dig into your back, soon enough she’s cumming all over you, your stomach covered in her fluids as you smiled.

If only she knew what was cuming next.

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Holy shiz- just seen your new writings on here 😳😩 PEGNON IM SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S, THIS IS ALL AMAZING HONESTLY-

PHAHAHAHHA THANK YOU THANK YOU

I really need to do more of these Im lovin this <3

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Todd or Edd with an S/O that has a breeding kink?

(Also, Hi!!! Can I be called 🎲Dice anon?)

of course!! welcome to the blog, dice anon!!

Tord & Edd’s reaction to their s/o’s breeding kink!

Major Smut ahead!! Proceed with caution!!

Pronouns: AFAB!Reader (Gender neutral)

Characters: Tord and Edd :)!

Genre: Headcanons!

Edd:

- when he first finds out he's actually a bit surprised!

- you?? breeding kink?? that seems wayyyy too kinky for his s/o!

- but he loves to indulge you and your breeding kink!

- even though he doesn't try to get you pregnant, he's still going to run his mouth about knocking you up while you two decide to fuck.

“Godd... y/n~” Edd moaned into your neck, his hips forcing his cock deeper and deeper into your quivering pussy. “You want me to fuck a baby into you~? Leaving you so full of my cum that we'll end up with triplets~?” you vigorously nodded your head as he sped up. “I can't wait to make you my cum-dump, darling~”

- if you do end up getting pregnant, then he'll be over the fucking moon.

- he’ll be so excited to raise a child side by side with you!!

Tord:

- this kinky mf-

- he makes a huge deal over the fact that you wanna get pregnant with his kids.

- “wow, you really are my slut!”

- he'll tease you endlessly about your kink, even though admittedly he has the same fucking kink.

- but when it comes to fucking, he'll be louder then usual, getting off at the thought of you two having children.

Quiet was never a word you'd use to describe Tord. In fact, in this moment he was the opposite. He was moaning like crazy, pounding into so fast and so hard that you couldn't even speak. “Y/n~!” he moaned out, sinking lower so he can hit deeper within you. “I wanna fuck a baby into you~! I wanna drive my cock so deep that we have children~!” he then looked toward you and smiled, “you'd want that too, right~? Tell me you want my seed~! Tell me you want me to fill you up to the brim so that you'll look pregnant with my fucking kids~! Gah- faen~!”

- when you do get pregnant, he's somehow surprised you told him

- he'd honestly think he's a shit father

- but he's excited!

- aaaand a bit aroused. You might have to let him eat you out or something because he'll wanna go down on you soooo badly.

[edds-sm00t-corner]

Heya Darling! I was wondering, do you also write for the Ellsworld girls too? Or just the boys?

Oh- yes ofc I write for the ellsworld girls! (I should probably put on my pinned- sorry ab that dove!)

[edds-sm00t-corner]

Masterlist <3

Edd:

The Artists Support <3

His reaction to your breeding kink! (+ Tord)

Underneath~ (+ Tord) (she/her)

Squirting Headcanons (+ Matt, Tom, & Tord)

Small Size <3 (+ Matt, Tom, & Tord)

General NSFW Headcanons <3 (+ Matt, Tom, & Tord)

Tom:

[Tamara] Sopping Spring Heat <3

Squirting Headcanons (+ Edd, Matt, & Tord)

Small Size <3 (+ Edd, Matt, & Tord)

General NSFW Headcanons <3 (+ Edd, Matt, & Tord)

Matt:

Squirting Headcanons (+ Edd, Tom, & Tord)

Small Size <3 (+ Edd, Tom, & Tord)

General NSFW Headcanons <3 (+ Edd, Tom, & Tord)

Tord:

His reaction to your breeding kink! (+ Edd)

Underneath~ (+ Edd) (she/her)

Squirting Headcanons (+ Edd, Matt, & Tom.)

Small Size <3 (+ Edd, Matt, & Tom)

General NSFW Headcanons <3 (+ Edd, Matt, & Tom)

Reading the Rules <3

[edds-sm00t-corner]

HELLO PEGNON, tis i - chub anon, here to bring you random obscure or lewd requests

anyways , i like the idea of edd being super bold in every situation but sexually - being the most submissive fucker unless you egg him on

so, reader getting a dog bed and putting it under edds desk so she’s comfy while offering under the desk support 😏 and he absolutely flushed and blubbers out anything to fill the lewd silence

The Artist’s Support <3

!!MAJOR SMUT!! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!

Pronouns: (They/Them)

Character: Edd

Genre: Imagine!

Normally, you weren’t this weird. Normally, you’d never make an impulse buy based off a stupid fantasy. But this wasn’t your normal thought, now was it?

As you bought cat food for Ringo, per Edd’s request, you noticed a large fluffy dog bed on the shelf of the dog aisle. You touched it breifly and LORD was it soft. You smiled a bit as you imagined exactly what you were going to do to Edd once you had this. And of course, you bought the thing.

When you returned home, you put Ringo’s food on the counter, telling Tord to put the bag somewhere safe while you walked into Edd’s room. When you’d walk in, you found Edd lounging around in his usual ‘Smeghead’ t-shirt and a pair of boxers. He turned around and saw what you had in your hands and chuckled a bit, “is that for ‘under the desk support’ or something~?” he teased before turning back to his drawing.

You blinked a couple times before sliding the dogbed and yourself under the desk. You put your knees on the bed then spread Edd’s legs apart before replying with a soft, “of course.” Edd’s face turned beet red as you laughed, and you could see Edd’s growing erection. “You’d love that huh?” Edd made a small squeal-type noise in response. You chuckled a bit as you freed Edd’s now hard cock. “Don’t worry, sugar~” you kissed his tip. “I’ll suck you off until you finish that~.”

You started kissing and nipping at his thighs, Edd attempting to conceal the fact he loved this. He bounced his foot as he attempted to focus. But you? You’d lick the tip of his cock, making it so that Edd let out a soft whine. Once Edd had gotten used to the feeling, you started to put his length deeper into your mouth.

Edd let out a small gasp as he bucked his hips into your mouth. You pulled off with a small pop as you muttered, “baby~ you can't cum until you finish that drawing~”

Looks like Edd was in for a long art session...