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25•aspiring war criminal•new england <3

[duckdotcom]

are you mad at me? would you like to be

[honeyluvsw]

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[moonandtrees]

[pansyfemme]

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

[charl0ttan]

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

[bish0ps]

[femalepope]

we need to ban the word hyperfixation okay... you have a HOBBY you have an INTEREST

[04k96]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

[reliqvia]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

[bumblebeebats]

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

[capacity2]

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

[voidal-respite]

…

i try to please people… but i don't think i can ever make everyone happy.

but how else can i define my self worth, if not through making others happy?

[duncebento]

see how that was exhausting

[quasi-normalcy]

Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

[queermania]

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[loveridden1999]

[mountainchickadeej]

[proteinmom]

guess what i'm doin